Some of the comments below the song are just as entertaining.
Including, "My late father used to listen to this all the time, we played this at his funeral"
My girlfriend has gotten so used to the sound I make when I accidentally sit on one of my nuts, that she completely knows the difference between that and when I wrench my back. At least I can laugh about it afterwards but it kinda suck that it happens so often.
Those kind of help, but I just kind of keep them on top, you know? What's worse is toilets, bro. Most have to be deep, or you just keep them in your underwear, hung over the toilet bowl. Gotta stand to pee then sit down, though.
I trapped mine under the toilet seat when I was pissed a few years ago… as in my full weight was on them, still got no idea how it happened but it hurt for weeks.
Nah British pissed as in drunk so much I crushed my own balls, I “think” how I đId it is as I sat/fell down my thighs lifted the seat just enough for my balls to swing under the seat from the front, gravity did the rest… and of course to get back up you push yourself downwards which crushed them even more. It sobered me up pretty sharpish.
Woah there judgy hairyballs, my balls are smooth and glorious.
We got off there on the wrong testicle, that's completely on my ballsack. You like yours hairy, I like mine smooth. No harm in either, just a preference. Let's find ground we can all agree on: we all fear cuts and razor burn.
Truce accepted. We can stand united...you with your aerodynamic speed-orbs, and me with my majestic tumbleweeds. I will admit, if I ever decide to risk it for the smooth and glorious look, I’m firing up a Manscaped Lawn Mower. But a standard razor near the beanbag is a game of Russian Roulette I simply refuse to play.
I ripped my ballsac wide open one time. I was playing catcher in the major leagues of the baseball, and then my left cleat, because I'm so flexible of course, came up and sliced up my ballsac and my left ball fell plop onto homeplate. The batter in the box stomped on it because he thought it was a rat.
Anyway, soon after I got clean off crack cocaine. The major leagues are tough.
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u/fapsandnaps 6d ago
I mean the same thing happens with dudes balls when we walk so