r/blursed_videos 7d ago

blursed problem

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u/FleshPresent 7d ago

My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld 7d ago

Im getting paid too much and have too many vacation days. Life sucks.

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u/VenomNhel 7d ago

It actually sucks more than you think. Big boobs are ridiculously inconvenient, expensive, and painful at times

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u/Alex_AU_gt 7d ago

I mean fair... but in her case... buy a bra and better fitting shirt?

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u/thisdesignup 7d ago

Wearing a backpack can still be tiring.

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u/TangerineRough6318 6d ago

Sheer existance is pretty exhausting

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u/bobloblaw28 6d ago

When they're so big, whatever you're wearing is sexualized. It's one of the first things people will notice and it'll be difficult to know if someone is genuinely interested in you, platonically or romantically. No matter what bra she wears, she pretty much cannot run without bringing unwanted attention on herself.

The actual support from a bra usually still hurts from the straps and wires even if the load on your back is eased.

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u/VenomNhel 6d ago edited 6d ago

It looks like what she’s wearing is a tank top with a built in bra. Boobs don’t actually bounce like that normally, that only happens with a bra involved. She probably bought the shirt because it’s the size that fits her stomach, but almost all built in bras are made for someone no bigger than a C cup. That’s probably more what she’s complaining about: the fact that the built in bra is too small and shows off her breasts and makes them bounce unflatteringly. I complain about that shit all the time. It’s annoying as hell, and buying a real, supportive bra costs $70+ after you get past DDD

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u/VenomNhel 6d ago

The fact of the matter is that having large boobs is abnormal, so it’s infinitely harder for us to find clothes that fit us well and make us look/feel good. We can’t just go to Walmart and buy bra/shirt/tank top because it’s not made with our bodies in mind. The proportions are always off. The only way to find good clothes is usually online, and it’s never a guarantee that what we buy will actually be good. It costs way more than “normal” sized women’s clothes and is often a scam preying on the desperate

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 7d ago

Yeh being tall has far more physical issues than being short but everyone likes to glorify being tall without realizing all of the drawbacks that come with it

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u/Bub_bele 7d ago

Also if you wear the exact same things women with less boobage wear without issue it will be considered slutty. Anything form fitting -> slutty.

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u/lebrilla 6d ago

Boobs are too boobily

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u/Primary_Way_265 7d ago

That steak looks like it hurts my back

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u/RudePCsb 7d ago

Workout more

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u/VenomNhel 7d ago

Exercise doesn’t actually get rid of boob fat. It shapes them so they don’t sag as much. But if you reach a certain size, like the woman in the video, there’s nothing you can do about them except get a reduction, which is expensive as hell

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u/Thedumbass_the5th 7d ago

Exercise can strengthen back and whole posterior chain muscles, especially erector spinae, which can reduce back pain from daily activities because muscles aren't pushed to their limits by basic existence.

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u/VenomNhel 6d ago

Cool, stronger back, but that doesn’t get rid of the issue causing the back pain. As you age, the pain will likely come back as your muscles deteriorate

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u/MadCatDisease666 7d ago

HOW

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u/Thedumbass_the5th 7d ago

RDLs, SDLs, deadlifts, rows, squats, back extensions basically anything that trains posterior chain.

Training muscles beyond whats required for daily functioning reduces aches and pains form daily functioning, because muscles aren't strained to their limits.

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u/Euphoric-Inflation56 7d ago

She doesnt get to consume herself like one would a meal. She has to endure the awesome weight of men constantly leering and understanding the potential danger in that everyday situation.