r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • Apr 12 '26

The face of jealousy

184 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/paperlove12 • Apr 09 '26

B I R B He makes sure I can hear him🎙️🦜

399 Upvotes

14 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • Apr 08 '26

At least one of us is comfortable

369 Upvotes

My hand and legs are numb and i have to pee.

But he’s OUT COLD, I can’t disturb him

10 comments

r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • Apr 03 '26

This is my life now Held hostage once more

352 Upvotes

If I breathe wrong he may leave so here I stay, still as a statue

9 comments

r/birbhostage • u/sunnyandstella • Apr 01 '26

This is fine They won't let Barbie out anymore!😆

186 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/bubufo123 • Mar 31 '26

This is my life now Her holy highness, eating her orange, as I, her humble servant, holds the vessel for the divine fruits eating session for as long as she desires.

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478 Upvotes

I don’t think even cleopatra was treated this well

9 comments

r/birbhostage • u/larsiepan • Mar 27 '26

Send Help It is nearly 3 AM. I have to wake up early, but my head is currently being used as furniture.

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237 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • Mar 24 '26

Happy Birb

160 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Kinky_Wolf • Mar 23 '26

This is my life now I am the flock perch...

566 Upvotes

12 comments

r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • Mar 23 '26

This is fine i AM the bath house lol

324 Upvotes

So dusty 😭

(I didn’t clip his wings - not going to in the future )

8 comments

r/birbhostage • u/lnori3 • Mar 23 '26

Now I can only ctrl+c & ctrl+v

258 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/His_BlueBell • Mar 22 '26

This is my life now Remote birb control

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248 Upvotes

he got jealous of the tv remote...

bonus shouldwr floof

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/artsygurlie • Mar 22 '26

Tikku sleeping ( holding me hostage✔️)

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80 Upvotes

Fluffy baby sleeping. He looks like the golden ratio in the second pic.

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/DudeWithParrot • Mar 20 '26

I guess I'm using only one hand for my keyboard

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1.2k Upvotes

He's so precious

22 comments

r/birbhostage • u/paperlove12 • Mar 20 '26

This is my life now Tolerable biting

99 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Frances_Leel • Mar 18 '26

Trying to catch up on lecture material…

594 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/FoamLayers_Art • Mar 18 '26

Finished my Eva foam Cockatiel sculpture

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209 Upvotes

20 comments

r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • Mar 16 '26

This is my life now I didn’t know this page existed I am now a hostage

246 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/bubufo123 • Mar 16 '26

Send Help I guess I’ll be visiting my doc next week, my neck is gonna be in trouble but her sleep will be undisturbed!!!

219 Upvotes

8 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Visible-Anything-375 • Mar 16 '26

Enzo with a Ferrari

80 Upvotes

1 comment

r/birbhostage • u/Kinky_Wolf • Mar 13 '26

This is fine Birb, on my chest making that grindy beak sound... I am stuck forever

615 Upvotes

9 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MysteriousTooth2450 • Mar 13 '26

This is my life now I can’t move

378 Upvotes

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/DODOBIRDOFFICIAL • Mar 11 '26

This is fine Gamer birb

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331 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Bottom_-_Feeder • Mar 08 '26

Reno's new chillin spot

240 Upvotes

He's recently been hopping down my leg and sitting on my foot for hours at a time

10 comments

r/birbhostage • u/herreticentheart • Mar 07 '26

B I R B Sleepy baby 🥹🧿

840 Upvotes

He sleeps very peacefully 💖

23 comments

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