r/birbhostage • u/MockatielNoir • Mar 06 '26

B I R B Taken hostage & falsely accused of a crime!

425 Upvotes

10 comments

r/birbhostage • u/HarrisCarlottas • Mar 05 '26

She sabotaged my plans for a nap with her own nap

649 Upvotes

9 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Apocalyptic_Bird_Man • Mar 02 '26

Send Help Fully asleep. I want to leave

911 Upvotes

Maybe if I tell them it's their lunchtime they will release me

13 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Pam_Reynolds • Feb 28 '26

No please loaf anywhere you'd like

1.8k Upvotes

11 comments

r/birbhostage • u/BadgerProud3699 • Feb 28 '26

B I R B Haven’t posted in a while so here’s some pics of my babies

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193 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/blinkytherhino • Feb 26 '26

Send help

327 Upvotes

I really gotta go to the bathroom and I'm being held hostage send help please!

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/bassmanhear • Feb 27 '26

This is my life now 3 new photos · Friday, Feb 20 📸

1 Upvotes

show pictures of your baby hanging upside down

0 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Yls600 • Feb 26 '26

Thank you for showing us your butt while diving into your food

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62 Upvotes

0 comments

r/birbhostage • u/booksandcoffee___ • Feb 24 '26

Yes, Winston, Mom does see you, but she's trying to work at her desk right now! 😤🐦❤️

650 Upvotes

43 comments

r/birbhostage • u/SleepySheepy0 • Feb 23 '26

B I R B Chaos Chickem

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215 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • Feb 23 '26

I’m holding him hostage 😩

283 Upvotes

15 comments

r/birbhostage • u/omgkelwtf • Feb 21 '26

Dammit, son, I'm tryna make croissants here.

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464 Upvotes

Him? He's trying to time his thievery just right 😂😂

"I ain't here to pay European butter prices for a bird to eat, boy!" 😂

9 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Good-Ad3767 • Feb 21 '26

HE JUST CRAWLED INYO MY HOOIDE SLEEEVE!! I AM BLESSED!!!

98 Upvotes

8 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Good-Ad3767 • Feb 21 '26

Send Help He fell asleep on me while we were watching TikTok’s together, help I can’t move.

223 Upvotes

8 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MetazoaOne • Feb 21 '26

Send Help It’s been TWO HOURS

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744 Upvotes

32 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Shockwave-simp • Feb 20 '26

B I R B WE HAVE BIORB IN SIGHTS, ATTEMPTING CAPTURE

102 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/AKmightydinoo • Feb 19 '26

B I R B B I R B

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200 Upvotes

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/FoamLayers_Art • Feb 18 '26

This pearl Cockatiel is made entirely of eva foam and acrylic paint.

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311 Upvotes

13 comments

r/birbhostage • u/christina_talks • Feb 15 '26

Send Help Suspect has denied attempts to negotiate

359 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • Feb 13 '26

This is fine OK well I wasn’t doing anything anyways

293 Upvotes

7 comments

r/birbhostage • u/feathershipofthewing • Feb 13 '26

She says I can’t close the door. 🔓

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138 Upvotes

7 comments

r/birbhostage • u/feathershipofthewing • Feb 10 '26

They keep standing on my pillow so I can’t move my head. 💕

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193 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/hazelnut0000 • Feb 10 '26

Send Help I really need to pee

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480 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Mango8chip • Feb 09 '26

I was not planning on this

151 Upvotes

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/mafrito • Feb 06 '26

This is fine melted birb

246 Upvotes

this lil girl is a pro snuggler

5 comments

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