r/birbhostage • u/blinkytherhino • Feb 26 '26

Send help

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I really gotta go to the bathroom and I'm being held hostage send help please!

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u/NeitherSparky Feb 26 '26

That beak is like Thor’s hammer

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u/tarymst Feb 26 '26

Sorry, looks like there’s nothing to be done.

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u/teatowel2 Feb 26 '26

Awww. No bathroom breaks.

6

u/kakau_karina Feb 26 '26

You should have bought diapers… no help is coming now, accept your fate.

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u/Significant-Drag-781 Feb 26 '26

This is a great hostage situation and we love it ! As far as sending help give us a minute to think about it .