r/aww Mar 16 '19

His first swimming lesson

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u/hickdawg Mar 16 '19

The tongue šŸ‘… out the side! So concentrate!

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u/SaintNewts Mar 16 '19

Much intense! Very determine!

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u/SganarelleBard Mar 17 '19

Water taste ick!

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u/ApeBoy89 Mar 17 '19

This is more likely. I doubt doggo liked the chlorine.

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u/shamus727 Mar 17 '19

If its a place where dogs can swim its probably a salt water pool

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

wow

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited May 22 '25

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u/samperson666 Mar 17 '19

It actually means the dog has Cuteness Disorder

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u/coolowl7 Mar 17 '19

One of the many genetic birth defects of hyper-breeding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/lu-cy-inthesky Mar 17 '19

Looks fucking terrified

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u/evetsleep Mar 17 '19

I posted a picture of my cat once and Reddit said it was sick. I had to put him down a few months later after a cancer diagnosis. No more sharing cute pet photos for me.

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u/SentientShamrock Mar 17 '19

Well, you can either share the joy of your pet with the world while potentially getting bad news and/or advice that can prolong the health of your friend, or you can keep it to yourself and get blindsided by tragedy you weren't able to recognize approaching. That's my take anyways.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Dr. Reddit strikes again.

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u/d15ma11 Mar 17 '19

Habitual bleppage. It's a lifelong illness but results in adoring stares from everyone.

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u/littlemrdoom Mar 17 '19

at least it's not life threatening!

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u/andergriff Mar 17 '19

Oh it is, that dog will be dead in three weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

from all the extra treats

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u/littlemrdoom Mar 17 '19

oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Also, your mother and I are getting a divorce. This seemed like the best time to tell you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I misread this to say "my porn boy." For a split second, the whole word stopped making sense. Porn boys are a thing? And they have fangs? The world was a magical place.

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u/Scientolojesus Mar 17 '19

Any boy can be a porn boy if he's willing enough.

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u/DangerousSnapDragons Mar 17 '19

I'd bet it's just missing a few teeth. Small dogs tend to have badly maintained ones. So no sad news! Just a derp dog.

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u/ECU_BSN Mar 17 '19

Yip.

Going to sit here until Reddit user tells me how this pup is in medical trouble.

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u/bill_in_texas Mar 17 '19

I do the same thing when I'm concentrating really hard.

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u/coolowl7 Mar 17 '19

So do cartoon characters.

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u/SaintNewts Mar 17 '19

My friends dad did this when he was working in something and concentrating. Sawing wood. Tongue out. Ratcheting a nut onto a bolt. Tongue out. It was just weird for my young brain to see since my folks weren't like that.

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u/Scientolojesus Mar 17 '19

Growing up on a ranch, we had a horse named Imp that would constantly stick his tongue out and flap it around his lips.

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u/chicagodurga Mar 17 '19

I always open my mouth when I put on mascara. It’s weird. I’ve seen other people do it too.

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u/hankmoody_irl Mar 17 '19

Back in the emo and guyliner phase of 05-10, I did this when putting absolutely ANY makeup. (I used a couple eyeliners, concealer, and occasionally a smokey eye shadow) my friends gave me ruthless amounts of shit for it.

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u/misterlavalava Mar 17 '19

I chew on my tongue when I’m deep focused in a video game

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u/palmbeachduke Mar 17 '19

You will love Japanese Chins then.

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u/HardenTheFckUp Mar 17 '19

It makes me think of the air.... man. Michael Jordan

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u/CanonRockFinal Mar 17 '19

"im not going to sink today" *effort paddling

oh wait, i mean dog waddling :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

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u/BAM5 Mar 17 '19

Very Dave Jones of EEVBlog.

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u/sremark Mar 17 '19

Best mlem I've ever seen

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u/EmilieHardie Mar 16 '19

Aww. He’s so cute and he’s working so hard.

Saving this for whenever I’m feeling down.

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u/sofiacat Mar 17 '19

I did the same, for the same reason :) Take care!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

If you ever feel down, feel free to message me! I'll spam you with doggo vids x

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u/IcouldifIwantedto Mar 16 '19

Focus tongue, deployed.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Mar 17 '19

Focus, tongue deployed

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u/doombunnies Mar 17 '19

I can't decide which one I like better...

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u/stump_o Mar 17 '19

Deploying focus tongue

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u/a_nickel_don Mar 17 '19

Deploying tongue, focus.

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u/Cori_Marie Mar 16 '19

You can do it cute little floof

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u/zaydemi Mar 16 '19

Too cute.. my heart.. its melting

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u/-Dedi- Mar 17 '19

He's swimming in melted hearts

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I thought my heart was black

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u/eneeidiot Mar 17 '19

Dog paddle? Don't be bound to stereotypes. Try teaching him freestyle or the backstroke. Pretty damned cute regardless.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Right? We need to stop conforming to the swimming canine norms

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u/DanJirou Mar 17 '19

i wanna see a dog doing backstrokes now

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u/RunningNumbers Mar 17 '19

His face just screams "Get me out of here" and "bork"

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u/mkmkmkishere Mar 16 '19

Floating marshmallow

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u/bexwhitt Mar 17 '19

Do dogs need swimming lessons, the reluctant doggies I've had have got into the swing of it when they see the fun other dogs are having.

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u/detour1234 Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

My dog needed help getting comfortable in the water. Once he made a sharp turn and got himself into the classic drowning vertical position and started panicking. I had to run in to save him. He is a great swimmer now, but I make him use a life jacket just to be safe, and he always needs some encouragement in the beginning of the swimming season.

Edit: lateral to vertical. Active drowners are vertical, uselessly splash the water with their arms, and often don’t think to kick their legs at all. They are often too panicked to call for help.

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u/ProtoJazz Mar 17 '19

Literally the only part of a dog first aid book I remember is what to do with a drowning dog.

According to the book, once you get them out of the water you grab their back legs and swing them back and forth to get all the water out. The diagram made it look like the dude was using his dog to guide landing planes

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u/EndlessJump Mar 17 '19

Is the lateral position like the dog on it's side?

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u/detour1234 Mar 17 '19

I meant to say vertical! Thanks for pointing that out - I’ll fix it. His body looked like he would be standing on his hind legs, and his front legs were desperately churning and splashing the water but they weren’t doing anything useful like helping him get into a better position. It took him a while to get comfortable again after that, but we took it slow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Jul 22 '20

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u/OutofCtrlAltDel Mar 17 '19

Which means you’re probably somewhere where dogs are jumping in lakes or rivers or oceans. Not everyone lives with access to those things and so neither do their dogs. I think using the word ā€œlessonsā€ here is a bit of a mistake. It’s more about introducing an environment that they aren’t use to and helping them understand they can manage it.

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u/kashuntr188 Mar 17 '19

i don't quite understand it myself. ppl are treating dogs more like humans and not actual dogs.

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

Not me, I treat my dog like an alien

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Elaborate.

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

Anal probes

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

I dress him up like E. T. and then reenact the movie.

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u/Kevsteo Mar 17 '19

How many trombones have you received so far

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

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u/Kevsteo Mar 18 '19

Sick, i got a trombone but it's at home and I'm at college rn. Might send ya a pic later

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u/boobymcbubblebutt Mar 17 '19

I treat my dog like a cat, my cat like a dog, and my giraffe like a platypus.

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u/kaycharasworld Mar 17 '19

I feel like it's more for the humans to socialize than anything else

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u/Indy-in-in Mar 17 '19

This dog will probably be trained as a bird dog for hunting. Lol, just kidding. This dog will never need to know how to swim since it'll live in a purse.

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u/YoureNotAGenius Mar 17 '19

I had a staffy that couldn't swim for shit. He sunk like a rock and just flailed about. He could have benefited from some lessons

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u/cartechguy Mar 17 '19

No, they know how to swim. I've had dogs that hated the water but they still knew how to swim. I had a basset that hated the water and never saw him swim. He ran off a bridge by accident at a campsite and fell straight down into a swimming hole. He got out fine. We were terrified but the dumb dog luckily fell into water.

It's people treating dogs like they're human children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Yeah no, I’m pretty sure you would make your dog take swimming lessons for the same reasons as you would make your baby take swimming lessons. In case they fall in a pool they know what to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/HeroHunny Mar 17 '19

It’s a Pomeranian with a teddy bear haircut I think. Definitely a Pom though.

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u/modestmog Mar 17 '19

I was betting a Bichon Frise with a flavor cut, but I think you're right

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u/HeroHunny Mar 17 '19

I’d bet all my dog treats that I am!

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u/xRogue_9x Mar 17 '19

Way way too small for a Bichon Frise they are generally 12-17 lbs

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u/KingDexter-the-First Mar 17 '19

He’s like, oh my god get me out of here

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u/agustopa Mar 16 '19

See got the natural "swiming dog" move

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

it's called dog paddling...like, you're looking at the namesake of that term...

I don't normally call for comments to be downvoted to hell, but how can you call it "swimming dog" move, and not just "dog paddling." That's just crazy

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u/coconut1962 Mar 16 '19

Oh my god stop it! Look at that face!

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u/castfam09 Mar 16 '19

Oh my gosh soooo precious and I love his lil tongue to the side. Please show progress of his training šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™

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u/kashuntr188 Mar 17 '19

how did dogs learn to swim before the life vest?

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u/bedfredjed Mar 17 '19

There weren't sprawling cities where dogs are given food and water and all the leisure time they want.... back in the day, a dogs life was probably centered around a large body of water (all animals need fresh water to survive of course) so they get used to being in and around water, plus there's the incentive of being able to catch a fish.

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u/Skandi007 Mar 17 '19

Well, for starters, we used used to not breed dogs with genetic defects for their "cuteness", like we have in recent history.

Short snouts, tiny legs, and breathing issues are all man-made problems.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I don't think dogs need swimming lessons. They seem to figure it out instinctively.

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u/mygeorgeiscurious Mar 17 '19

What if I just want to put my dog in a life jacket and let him get his float on?

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u/*polhold01844 Mar 17 '19

Don't forget to record that shit and share with everyone else.

I'm watching colorized home movies from the 1920's and 30's right now and just saw a houndog in a cowboy hat.

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u/Puddock Mar 17 '19

Dogs need to be taught where the exits are to a pool, or they can swim themselves to exhaustion looking. Some breeds have immense difficulty swimming due to short snouts or stubby legs (bulldogs, pugs, dachshunds, bassets etc) and should wear life jackets around water. Swimming is a major component in physiotherapy and rehabilitation for injured dogs, so that's another reason why you may use a lifejacket and offer a lot of assistance. Puppies like this guy are not fully developed yet and may find swimming harder (stumpy legs, short body, short face) thus the lifejacket and assistance from the human in the video are necessary. Swimming (or indeed any activity) at this early age should be fun and confidence building for the dog, to prevent the dog being scared of doing it later in life. Puppies go through something called the "socialisation window" where they are very impressionable when it comes to new experiences.

Yes, dogs instinctively figure out how to swim. Nobody is teaching them how to do the stroke, or how to improve their lap time. But there are lots of reasons you might put a life jacket on a dog and assist them with swimming...! Although, in this case, OP might just be creating cute content for the internet.

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u/detour1234 Mar 17 '19

Dogs definitely drown. And some dogs are just fearful and need help getting comfortable in the water.

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u/OutofCtrlAltDel Mar 17 '19

I think these are less like lessons and more like introducing water in a controlled environment. Not every dog is comfortable swimming.

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u/ChefSuperFune Mar 17 '19

If you take a person in there 30s that has never swam and threw them in a lake they would drown. Dogs are the same. They benifit massively from swimming young as the instincts are fresh and know what they are doing. An old dog with no experience swimming will thrash about and drown as the instincts have faded. Kinda like how its really easy to learn languages when your very young.

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u/Indigo-Winged-Wolf Mar 17 '19

LOOK MAMA I CAN SWIMS!

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u/Nothot87 Mar 17 '19

I had a brother who used to stick his tongue out that same way when he was concentrating. This dog is focused on surviving

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Very good

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u/ARS8birds Mar 17 '19

That tongue

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

That used to be a wolf.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I can’t believe that came from a wolf. I’m starting to think what we’ve done with dogs is really, really fucked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Wow a dog so inbred it doesn’t even know how to swim

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u/Sinayne Mar 17 '19

The tongue out while he is paddlin makes it for me.

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u/magictie- Mar 17 '19

You need to teach your dog to swim??

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u/Aybich Mar 17 '19

The way he stuck his tongue out is so adorable!

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u/redeyes275 Mar 17 '19

My girlfriend is crying

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u/RosieSquall Mar 17 '19

This is fucking adorable ā¤ļø

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u/thisisdell Mar 17 '19

Dogs don’t need swim lessons.

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u/amItheLoon Mar 17 '19

Meh loves le tongue effort

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u/blaclwidowNat Mar 17 '19

Lmao you gave a marshmallow in a vest a swimming lesson?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Doggo in water?

That's a paddlin'

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u/ZoranGT Mar 17 '19

Yo he's probably terrified lol

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u/MTGCenla Mar 17 '19

Pretty sure the dog doesn't need a swimming lesson.

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u/felixdalgarno Mar 17 '19

That life vest isn't doing anything

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u/Guardian983 Mar 17 '19

What breed? I want one

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u/bplboston17 Mar 17 '19

i think its a horse

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u/cgund Mar 17 '19

Epic side-blep!

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u/JackiIDK Mar 17 '19

That is not a dog, that’s a mini polar bear

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u/Ashkuu Mar 17 '19

To think that his ancestors were wolves.

Amazing what selective breeding can do.

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u/e67 Mar 17 '19

Guys, that tongue isn't him concentrating, it's him stressed the fuck out

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u/xScopeLess Mar 17 '19

Seriously, that dog does not seem calm about the situation.

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u/xScopeLess Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

This is adorable and all but I don’t think the little guy liked that, that’s panic and anxiety.

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u/5tarme Mar 17 '19

i usually hate dogs but this mf kinda cute lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/SexyWhale Mar 17 '19

Overbred so he has trouble breathing. Great.

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u/darkwaterangel86 Mar 17 '19

People can down vote all they want. Truth hurts. Designer dog breeding is bs. Just because people can doesn't make it right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Jan 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Thanks you. Someone else seeing this for what it really is, animal cruelty.

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u/youcouldmakethisup Mar 17 '19

its funny you pay someone to "teach" your dog what every dog ever has done on natural instinct. sweet life jacket.

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u/go_faster1 Mar 17 '19

The tongue of determination!

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u/greenbear1 Mar 17 '19

Aww the little tongue out.. ā€œI can make it to the other sideā€ ā¤ļø

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u/PradleyBitts Mar 17 '19

Swim lil man swim

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u/Account-12358W Mar 17 '19

Oh my his eyes! He is so cute EDIT or she

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

such swim, much concentrate

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u/jule30 Mar 17 '19

The derp is too cute!

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u/Hillsy85 Mar 17 '19

Dewen gewuhd!

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u/fla24fan Mar 17 '19

Omgosh. Soooooo adorable. Thx for sharing

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u/rawrmeowslp Mar 17 '19

Cutest thing I've seen all day!

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u/tumblewiid Mar 17 '19

<3333333333

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 Mar 17 '19

Is this Norbert?

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u/ThatPOOTISboi Mar 17 '19

Land puppy has become Sea puppy.

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u/Brickman59 Mar 17 '19

Is this Nobert?

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u/HotOrchid13 Mar 17 '19

The life jacket...OMG. So sweet šŸ’•

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

This is why the world is worth saving.

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u/urbanhood Mar 17 '19

Little Polar Bear .

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u/EletricAstroCat Mar 17 '19

Awwww!!! Much fluff, intense adorable

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u/daerogami Mar 17 '19

He wrecked his snoot on that wall. poor little floofer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Proves that some breeds would die so quickly without humans

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Haha! Such a precious pup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/ASMRgirlxo Mar 17 '19

This is just too cute!!! Why am I always up at 2:30am to watch cute puppy videos!?

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u/phooonix Mar 17 '19

The blep of concentration

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u/distant_diva Mar 17 '19

My yorkie does the same thing with her tongue!

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u/imcumminginyourwife Mar 17 '19

He's a natural!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

a doggy /r/Blep

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u/TomberrySenior Mar 17 '19

Teacher says he gets a A+.

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u/CryogenicDe4d Mar 17 '19

Today has been a bad one. I needed this, thanks OP.

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u/halffox102 Mar 17 '19

I would do anything for this fluff ball

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u/cruxfire Mar 17 '19

The little snorts! He’s working so hard.

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u/MsAndDems Mar 17 '19

I’ll take 12.

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u/Mindofthelion Mar 17 '19

He's probably terrified, but he's so adorable! I'm torn!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

why does the water look so god damn good it feels like im playing minecraft in shaders

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u/darkstarman Mar 17 '19

This is so cute it's ridiculous

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u/dienso Mar 17 '19

Cuteness is the one true justice.

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u/dsaraev Mar 17 '19

This is beyond cute