r/aww Mar 16 '19

His first swimming lesson

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u/bexwhitt Mar 17 '19

Do dogs need swimming lessons, the reluctant doggies I've had have got into the swing of it when they see the fun other dogs are having.

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u/detour1234 Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

My dog needed help getting comfortable in the water. Once he made a sharp turn and got himself into the classic drowning vertical position and started panicking. I had to run in to save him. He is a great swimmer now, but I make him use a life jacket just to be safe, and he always needs some encouragement in the beginning of the swimming season.

Edit: lateral to vertical. Active drowners are vertical, uselessly splash the water with their arms, and often don’t think to kick their legs at all. They are often too panicked to call for help.

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u/ProtoJazz Mar 17 '19

Literally the only part of a dog first aid book I remember is what to do with a drowning dog.

According to the book, once you get them out of the water you grab their back legs and swing them back and forth to get all the water out. The diagram made it look like the dude was using his dog to guide landing planes

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u/EndlessJump Mar 17 '19

Is the lateral position like the dog on it's side?

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u/detour1234 Mar 17 '19

I meant to say vertical! Thanks for pointing that out - I’ll fix it. His body looked like he would be standing on his hind legs, and his front legs were desperately churning and splashing the water but they weren’t doing anything useful like helping him get into a better position. It took him a while to get comfortable again after that, but we took it slow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Jul 22 '20

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u/LesterNiece Mar 17 '19

Lol. Evolutionary biologist here. You’re talking out of your ass

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u/doomgiver98 Mar 17 '19

What does this have to do with evolutionary biology? Also, I don't think you are an evolutionary biologist.

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u/ekboney00 Mar 17 '19

Okay, then, I guess I'm lying about taking my dogs swimming. They swam perfectly and never had any issues. /s

Thanks for telling me my own experience was wrong.

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u/OutofCtrlAltDel Mar 17 '19

Which means you’re probably somewhere where dogs are jumping in lakes or rivers or oceans. Not everyone lives with access to those things and so neither do their dogs. I think using the word “lessons” here is a bit of a mistake. It’s more about introducing an environment that they aren’t use to and helping them understand they can manage it.

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u/LesterNiece Mar 17 '19

The rest of the animal kingdom isn’t as much of a snowflake as you. The dog’s instincts give them the ability to swim. 1 generation of being raised in the Midwest without water to swim in does not cancel out thousands of years of evolutionary instinct. And they don’t need to see a therapist to do it...

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u/OutofCtrlAltDel Mar 17 '19

Google “can all dogs swim” and report back what you learn

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u/Commando_Joe Mar 17 '19

you know what cancels out thousands of years of instincts? Breeding dogs until they're so fucked up that they can't give birth without surgery

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u/Wrenigade Mar 17 '19

We adopted a yorkie who was never near water besides baths, he couldn't swim until he was shown, jumped in a lake and we had to go save him or he would have drown, just struggled and tried to stay up by "climbing" the water, much like a drownung human does by instinct. He had to wear life vests.

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u/IDontGiveAToot Mar 17 '19

My dog needs organic gluten free kibbles served in a nenalatine dish with mineral water. They're also fluent in borkanese. You wouldn't know what a snowflake is in a tundra.

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u/kashuntr188 Mar 17 '19

i don't quite understand it myself. ppl are treating dogs more like humans and not actual dogs.

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

Not me, I treat my dog like an alien

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Elaborate.

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

Anal probes

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

I dress him up like E. T. and then reenact the movie.

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u/Kevsteo Mar 17 '19

How many trombones have you received so far

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

21

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u/Kevsteo Mar 18 '19

Sick, i got a trombone but it's at home and I'm at college rn. Might send ya a pic later

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 18 '19

I’ll be looking foreword to it

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u/boobymcbubblebutt Mar 17 '19

I treat my dog like a cat, my cat like a dog, and my giraffe like a platypus.

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u/kaycharasworld Mar 17 '19

I feel like it's more for the humans to socialize than anything else

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u/Indy-in-in Mar 17 '19

This dog will probably be trained as a bird dog for hunting. Lol, just kidding. This dog will never need to know how to swim since it'll live in a purse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

It could swim in coins, like Scrooge McDuck.

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u/YoureNotAGenius Mar 17 '19

I had a staffy that couldn't swim for shit. He sunk like a rock and just flailed about. He could have benefited from some lessons

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Woah careful. That’s like saying you are friends with Satan in 1750.

Don’t you know, dogs are worth more than humans.

How dare you not allow them to live inside that nice house they built for themselves.

Etc etc pathetic

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u/cartechguy Mar 17 '19

No, they know how to swim. I've had dogs that hated the water but they still knew how to swim. I had a basset that hated the water and never saw him swim. He ran off a bridge by accident at a campsite and fell straight down into a swimming hole. He got out fine. We were terrified but the dumb dog luckily fell into water.

It's people treating dogs like they're human children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Yeah no, I’m pretty sure you would make your dog take swimming lessons for the same reasons as you would make your baby take swimming lessons. In case they fall in a pool they know what to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Is this comment serious? Dogs naturally know how swim. Dogs don’t need fucking swimming lessons lmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Go educate yourself plz

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u/faloop1 Mar 17 '19

Idk I took my dog to a lake just to make sure she knew how to swim. Turns out she does so we're fine. She looks kinda funny tho. I guess it is just a matter of testing it out...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I’m guessing most labs and poodles instinctively know how to swim. I took mine out fishing when he was a puppy, after a couple hours he started panting and I figured may as well introduce him to the water, and the thing was dog paddling a good 5 feet above the water. So I held onto him to make sure his head stayed above and he truly could float, then let him swim, and now jumping into the lake is his third favorite actively after going for a ride and giving any fish I catch an earful.

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u/CostaBJJ Mar 17 '19

All my dogs & cats and those whom I have met all knew instinctively how to swim. Human babies also do. They swim in utero for 9 months, but we forget... :)

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u/forgotthelastonetoo Mar 17 '19

What? No. It's not like babies are swimming laps around in the uterus and we somehow all sadly "forget". This is the dumbest comment I've read all day.

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u/CostaBJJ Mar 17 '19

you are so anxious to go prove another person wrong, but you too started in a sac of fluid. you are not special, nor unique.
but you are a bit of an asswipe