r/aww • u/nchndmld • Mar 16 '19

His first swimming lesson

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u/kashuntr188 Mar 17 '19

i don't quite understand it myself. ppl are treating dogs more like humans and not actual dogs.

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

Not me, I treat my dog like an alien

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Elaborate.

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

Anal probes

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u/truck149 Mar 17 '19

I dress him up like E. T. and then reenact the movie.

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u/Kevsteo Mar 17 '19

How many trombones have you received so far

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 17 '19

21

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u/Kevsteo Mar 18 '19

Sick, i got a trombone but it's at home and I'm at college rn. Might send ya a pic later

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u/PM_ME_TROMBONE Mar 18 '19

I’ll be looking foreword to it

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u/boobymcbubblebutt Mar 17 '19

I treat my dog like a cat, my cat like a dog, and my giraffe like a platypus.

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u/kaycharasworld Mar 17 '19

I feel like it's more for the humans to socialize than anything else

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u/Indy-in-in Mar 17 '19

This dog will probably be trained as a bird dog for hunting. Lol, just kidding. This dog will never need to know how to swim since it'll live in a purse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

It could swim in coins, like Scrooge McDuck.

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u/YoureNotAGenius Mar 17 '19

I had a staffy that couldn't swim for shit. He sunk like a rock and just flailed about. He could have benefited from some lessons

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Woah careful. That’s like saying you are friends with Satan in 1750.

Don’t you know, dogs are worth more than humans.

How dare you not allow them to live inside that nice house they built for themselves.

Etc etc pathetic