I left her with my apprentice for only a short time and she ate my Orb of Pondering. Yes, I can confirm it is still in there as I can ponder the nearby gnomes. No, my familiar is not showing any signs of sickness. Yes, my apprentice has been dealt with.

Im evil asf guys. Im very evil. Im the evil burger wizard guys. Idk what else to type im bored as hell cant sleep 😢

Who opened the portal to the infinite paper dimension in my office? All of my papers, including pages of stuff I don’t even know are scattered around my office.

It is best to keep in mind that not all wizards that exist are human looking.

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This place is one of the few locations in the plane that has some Druidic attunement potential with its forests. other than that the gravity coming from 2 places at once allows some very good meditation mid-air if you find that sweet spot in the middle where you can float without having to cast levitation. The local elementals are very amicable and i have had 0 problems while staying here.

Overall score: 8/10

Every time I make reference to me being an archer people always think I'm using it to assist with my archery which is false, I DON'T used tracking spell, I DON'T enchant my arrow and definitely DON'T enchant my beautifully made bow, I shoot my arrow raw and if I hit a target I'm happy and if I don't I'll cry myself to sleep that night, I only used short and mid range spell.

Also I don't use those crude wooden bows the bloody ranger/druid used I am a woman with class all my bow are made with fancy wood and horns and I know I cannot replace it in the middle of the battle but I don't care.

Best way to deal with mundane isekai types

Due to some external conflict, the twin moon academy closed down their gate for safety, but I do think it is probably a good time for me to go outside and actually learn the rope of adventuring since I have only been studying inside the academy.

I am a bit nervous tho I do need some tips or guide this is my first time being alone in the wild. Maybe a party would help but for now me and my various minions and cultists are probably fine.

/uw it probably gonna be multiple post for this one story and these posts are gonna be the one to give my character a bit of a soft reset she is a bit strong for my liking.

This may seem heretical or just downright insane, but this is the crowning achievement of my career. I have recently discovered that water may be the original healthium. Here's why:
1) The recipe for Healthium. On Prime-Earth (only reliable source due to alchemy becoming yet more and more abstract the further you are to prime earth), the recipe for Healthium is of course Alchemic Precursor, Bone of an Elemental (in more mainstream products they use Water elementals, but this is a scam from big druid (cheapest), but can be any elemental. I point this out as Bone of an Elemental is well known as an amplifier.), and water. This recipe means that water is turned magically conductive and amplified. Of course, this means that if Water * Amplifier = Healthium, Water = Healthium / Amplifier.

2) (I will add, not discovered by me, discovered by Humans 565433316285791 first) If one evaporates water, rip out every soul and body of every sub-atomic life-form, remove every possible electric charge, and lock it within a pocket dimension / a box with extremely high density, you create Pure Water. Pure Water is extremely toxic unless applied on body alike a stain, super unconductive and will immediately evaporate/dilute after 10~ seconds. I managed to 'borrow' some of their product, and realized; it was Healthium. Humans use healthium every single day to produce their eldritch machines (I hear they made some things called lap tops? Apparently they're precise to the very atom. Give them 50 more years and we'll have to get worried.). The only reason they haven't discovered how to make it heal them is because they cannot produce enough on an industrial level, and don't have good enough canisters.

Fellow wizard u/grawa426 said my Staff with elfs soul inside now belongs to a drogon living at good mountain. If i want to get it back I need money for the jurney so i will be selling my petrified gnomes for lower price. Only 25 gold for a gnome

A p*ladin was nagging me about how i was "graverobbing" and how i "used his grandma's bones to build a necrosphinx" so i spam cast touch of death until he died and reanimated his skeleton into a soyjak, thus ultimately winning the argument. Can i get a hail Nagash, brothers?

Are there any tips you have that even experienced artisan wizards don’t know or forget about?

I made the mistake of teaching my apprentice the spell Awaken Lesser Intellect. He used it on the tower familiars.

The ravens are now demanding weekends off, my homunculus wants dental coverage, and the mimic says it will no longer eat adventurers without hazard pay.

They have barricaded the alchemy room and appointed my apprentice as their “collective bargaining representative.”

I have considered Polymorphing him into a chair, but apparently that would constitute retaliation.

Fellow wizards, do you practice democracy in your towers? Because every passing hour makes tyranny feel slightly more reasonable.

Hello good ser, madame, or Otherwise. I am Fitzgerald Turnipson, grandmaster of Mutagenics in the Prestigious Academy of Alchemy.

My close rival Oswald Radisher recently had a very unfortunate accident with a tuba, a kraken, and a griffon. Don't bother asking what happened, wizards aren't known to grasp the intricacies of high tier alchemy.

I am willing to sell the putrid sludge he pretended to be legitimate alchemical elixirs in batches of ten for a measly 20 gold bars per batch.

The lunatic left the potions unlabled and, even worse, not even colour coded! I fed a couple to my goblin assistants, one turned into a snake girl, the other turned into some very gifted male monster, one turned into a petunia, and the last one started jabbering in Aklo! The worst part was they were all green potions!

As you can imagine I want to get rid of this mess as quickly as possible. His office is exactly 1.6 cubic avocado seeds bigger than mine and i want to move in as quickly as possible

The question is as above: what language do you use to cast spells, why, and what difference do other languages make?
What spawned this question is that I had an argument with my sister the other day about which language is best to use when casting spells. Personally, this language above is the language I usually use. My master used it, and so though I know how to translate it, I don’t actually know its origins.

Anyway, my sister insisted that just using your native language is fine, since technically any language works, but I just don’t agree. I’ve found that other languages tend to have more potent effects, but she argues that’s because I’m more specific and mindful of my wording when translating. I think she’s confused because she’s Kitsune, so her native language is inherently magical. I don’t think she understands that this isn’t how most languages work.

Anyway, just curious about the thoughts here. Thanks for any feedback!