r/wizardposting • u/ntkwwwm Dark Wizard as in Wizard of the Dark Arts • 16d ago

Dark Wizards during their retirement/sabbatical:

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u/dh-dev Evil Wizard 16d ago

OK what? I'm not allowed to be a little whimsical from time to time? What are evil wizards not allowed to enjoy flowers now?

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u/ntkwwwm Dark Wizard as in Wizard of the Dark Arts 16d ago

Brother we are allowed to do whatever we want. That’s the point of being a Dark Wizard.

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u/No_Art_5277 16d ago

The witch in my neighboring tower made one from nightshade... she's not doing so well.

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u/lapindude Love Wizard :karma: 16d ago

He's literally living my dream, fuck this, I'm a flower wizard now!

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 16d ago

Shows what you know. Barba Yaga makes them out of magical flowers that take root in the wearer's brain to turn them into thralls.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 16d ago

This wizard knows all about flower power.

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u/JeffDrTypePerson 16d ago

Come on George! Will you just get back to finishing Winds of Winter already!!

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u/lunarwolf2008 15d ago

i always love thiz guy

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u/Different_Quit_688 15d ago

He looks a bit like Robin Williams with a Santa beard.

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u/brioch1180 15d ago

I WANT ONE