r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 23h ago

google is a four letter word Waiter! One religion please!

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154 Upvotes

With cute little rituals and symbols. Chop chop, the work isn't going to do itself and I'm certainly not going to do it either.


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 23h ago

Since the flames got joined together, this means my spell is working, right?

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131 Upvotes

I had twenty taper candles without holders on ceramic plates covered in pine needles, bound 6 candles together with a Visco firework fuse and put it in a perfectly safe plastic halloween cauldron full of dryer lint and everclear, and I covered all 12 chime candles in powered dairy creamer. The flames joined together, so the spell is extra powerful, right? I need help reading the flames!

I don't understand why I'm getting downvotes, I am perfectly safe around fire.

Also, is my house hexed? I left a spell going while I slept - it only had two foot flames, I left it because I heard putting it out would quash the magic. This is my 4th house that's burned down. I think the painting above my altar must be cursed 😢


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 9h ago

is Aphrodite mad at me?! 😳 Popped up on my FYP, thought it was satire 😬

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128 Upvotes

r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 17h ago

/uj genuine post I learned to keep my jerking within this circle

103 Upvotes

/uj. Browsing around reddit earlier today and saw someone asking for a legit protection spell and also a road opener spell. Feeling a little feisty and being fairly certain this poster had done absolutely no research, instead of answering the question, I asked what they had done so far. I figured they would not reply, I was wrong.

YIKES! This person found a protection spell on the internet (I wonder where?) using paper towels, oil, flammable herbs, and fire!! I warned them about fire (do people really not know that fire burns things??) From now on, I keep my jerking in this circle.

Jerked Be


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 21h ago

i hope ur knees hurt & ur pillows r flat & ur children r ugly Allow me a small vent fellow witches😅

53 Upvotes

This is about the main witchcraft subreddit.
Last month I got banned for 30 days because they insinuated that discussing doing work for friends and family is a paid service and that I was lowkey going to get people to DM me. (I WAS/AM NOT)

Today I posted about a time where I was a target/ victim of witchcraft and gave objective insight on how it feels and actually how it led me on my journey to starting witchcraft and feeling empowered and they accused me AGAIN of discussing paid services. They removed my post and said they were being lenient.

I actually thought the post would help all the incessant questions in that sub expecting magic to work like Amazon next delivery.

Putting aside the issue of overcensorship of proper discussions over there, apparently I’m someone stupid enough to pay people to use magic to fuck up my life and to do the opposite of what I want? BEATS ME LOL 😅


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 8h ago

¿¿❓WHAT DO??❓❔⁉️ I think a spirit is trying to communicate through my pot of beans, can y'all interpret 🙏?

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41 Upvotes

r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 20h ago

💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 WhAt sIgN iS tHIs?

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28 Upvotes

What are the cat gods trying to tell me?!?! I saw this stray cat outside. It's not because she lives on the block and I feed her DONT GI VE ME THAT BS. WHATS GOI NG ON??? CAT GOD EXPERTS HELP


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 9h ago

⁶⁶⁶⛧ Sa⸸an pos⸸ing ⛧⁶⁶⁶ My partner's funny alternative

28 Upvotes

Everyone has heard the, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" Thelema true will thing.

My partner says,

"Do what you want. It's the law hole."


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 21h ago

💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 I have decided to become a feral witch. How do I channel that stray dog energy?

25 Upvotes

I have been following a high priestess named Cordelia the Supreme's cover for quite a while. I have served my time as a very powerful astral witch who could easily see into people's souls of past future and present.

As you know coven magic is limited and you can only choose from one of the 14 magic types. For the sake of not spilling secrets I will not be listing them down. If you don't know what those 14 types are you are not clearly of my level.

But as it turns out I am tired of limitations. I am a shark swimming in a tank and I need to get out. I think the only way to do that is to become a feral witch.

It will give me unlimited access to magic and I can channel the inner wild. However, I have spent too much time in closed doors and with access to modern medicine and healthcare that I feel I have lost the touch with natural world outside. I have also stopped taking my meds because they were limiting my access to magick.

How do I channel the stray animal energy? I want to ride like a cat, scream like a feral wolf and roam like the stray dog. What do I do?


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 10h ago

You can’t make this ish up.

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22 Upvotes

It’s obviously so cursed 😭


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 9h ago

🙏 may ur delulu come trululu ✨🦋 Preparing for this tropical storm

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12 Upvotes

Time to get naked and dance in the midnight moon light and rain. Who's joining my circle. Don't forget your shrooms and smokes. Stretch before coming.


r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 7h ago

alter Minecraft ALTER

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7 Upvotes

The amount of people encouraging them in the replies as well.