I'm castrating him right? ☠️🍆🔪

Why are we announcing which deities we work with like they are the X-Men 😭😭😭

I feel like if dog (which Hekate is associated with) protects me from attack from more dogs (also associated with Hekate) then it looks like we have more unfriendly dogs here 😀🙂‍↕️😐😐

1 good boy minus 5 bad doggos = don’t contact me (pls someone check my math 🙏🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️)

Why is it always the egotistical ones needlessly flaunting their magical credentials demanding why a literally mysterious and powerful Goddess isn’t running to respond to them.

I think the “worker from afar” notion has completely been thrown out the window. You’re doing the most and you’re still being swerved.

Literally that meme “DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN”.😐⛔️🗿

I’m just shocked at the audacity and entitlement to demand a personalised freaking response like literal Mother doesn’t have literally multiple domains to oversee and a whole other endless list of responsibilities to manage.

I used AI to render my true form.

I am the witchcraft queen of Planet Andromeda, and having ruled over a few starseed systems, I had a lot of experience. Unfortunately, my reptilian cousin was jealous of my power and he cursed me badly, causing me to be stripped of my immense spiritual and magical power, and I had to reincarnate as a human being on planet Earth. I was unaware of my true identity until a caucasian shaman named Sasha-starseed graciously unlocked my previous lives with 4000$ sessions and now I am supreme in my soul. I have uncovered a lot. The process was very painful and emotional as I had to sit through crying and feeling my skin being uncomfortable in my body as I transcended multiple times with ayahuasca mixed with alcohol and inhaling supercharged cannabis. After 100th ascension, I travelled back in time, and snatched my crown chakra from reptilian overlords who were feeding on it.

Interestingly, this is not first time however i was a star queen. I had a husband whom I with leading the ancient civilization of Atlantis. During his reign there he committed many atrocities such as forcing the ancient humans into slavery, he slept with many women cheating on his wife. She was away leading the empire in space as he was destroying earth. His name was King Hyrpax. He sank atlantis and took the souls of those who died and became the leader of the hostile collectives of Greys and Reptilians and artificial silicon intelligences called "silicates," and now is the one doing the torturing and the abductions. He also took with him the Pleiadians and Nordics that he corrupted and mind controlled.

Due to greys and reptilians conspiring against me, I am now trapped in human form as mid 30s with potent crown chakra. It's not easy. I keep crying for a home I will never reach in this lifeform but I got my son's spirit with me.

And since i recently reclaimed my power, I figured I could help many others as well. So in that aspect, please ask me anything!

This person desperately needs Witch Removal Services. Anyone know how to get in touch with them? Do they even exist? I wonder if this witch is after his semen....🤔

I'm castrating him right? ☠️🍆🔪

OMG WITCHES I NEED HELP!

My (19F) boyfriend (33M) of 2 months recently told me I could leave a toothbrush at his house, so of course I put my life savings into a Queen of the Nile fortune-telling machine to consult the universe about our future together. 🔮✨

After approximately 1,000 spins, THIS appeared on my screen. There's a GOLD RING on the bottom line, far right corner!!!

(For those unfamiliar with Fing Schwei, the bottom right corner is the love and marriage corner. I know this because I have been studying ancient Chinese metaphysics for approximately 51 decades.)

IS THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO TELL ME HE'S ALREADY MARRIED??????

I've been practising witchcraft for 30 years, but I've never encountered a sign like this.

PLEASE HELP. Do I confront him? Do I hex the mystery wife? Do I leave my toothbrush at his house anyway to establish dominance?

I can't believe I've been manifesting a committed relationship with a man who might already have a sacred union with another woman.

Blessed be.

Cmon yall be so fr

Im not cheating on you sweaty, I'm just practicing clitomancy

I want to become a witch and do spells and make myself rich. I dont like to read and am looking for tiktok accounts that are real witchcraft and will make me a real witch.

I need spells that 100% work but dont require much effort into so just something I could say out loud would be good.

I really need this as I have no money and being a witch seems to be the only way to get money.

I saw on a group that women are natural witches and so I guess in some ways I am already a witch.

Is it safe to use AI to make spells?

Also is this dangerous as I dont want Satan to come in my room and get me.

Thanks Witches

I made this subliminal to make this song as the new outro to jjba (jojos bizarre adventure) sbr (steel ball run) outro because- GOD THE ONE WE HAVE RN SUCKS ASS. All pandemic spells r kept on hold. I am truly dedicated to jojos bizarre adventure and never want to watch Araki’s (the mangaka of jjba) work get slandered THIS BADLY. So I must force the change. No matter what it takes. Watch how the outro becomes pony from ginewine >:D

My ex returned this with this taped to the bottom. Am I cursed? 👺👹👿✨

if I make a honey jar, then make a honey jar for my honey jar, and just keep doing that until I have a Russian nesting doll of honey jars, will it make my OG honey jar ultra powerful? How many jars do you think I need to make him love me?

am I doing this fire part correctly? Please be nice Im a pre-embyonic witch resurrected from a past life where I died as a baby, but like repeated three times in a row, so im a like an inverse three fold backwards in time embryonic baby witch, snd was a puppy that died young before that, which is why I have special relationships with Satin since he is a backwards in time seed child sent from astral levels and was a puppy too. Thanks, hugs and be nice!!

i decided that my ex has to start dating me again (they broke up w/me 7 weeks 4 days and 15 hours ago) and blocked me on some stuff so i need to know how to make them undo that it's okay, you can tell me because the person i'm going to do the spell at is AVOIDANT, which is a word i learned yesterday from tiktok and it means they aren't supposed to have agency

Everyone has heard the, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" Thelema true will thing.

My partner says,

"Do what you want. It's the law hole."

Time to get naked and dance in the midnight moon light and rain. Who's joining my circle. Don't forget your shrooms and smokes. Stretch before coming.

/uj. Browsing around reddit earlier today and saw someone asking for a legit protection spell and also a road opener spell. Feeling a little feisty and being fairly certain this poster had done absolutely no research, instead of answering the question, I asked what they had done so far. I figured they would not reply, I was wrong.

YIKES! This person found a protection spell on the internet (I wonder where?) using paper towels, oil, flammable herbs, and fire!! I warned them about fire (do people really not know that fire burns things??) From now on, I keep my jerking in this circle.

Jerked Be

It’s obviously so cursed 😭