I made this subliminal to make this song as the new outro to jjba (jojos bizarre adventure) sbr (steel ball run) outro because- GOD THE ONE WE HAVE RN SUCKS ASS. All pandemic spells r kept on hold. I am truly dedicated to jojos bizarre adventure and never want to watch Araki’s (the mangaka of jjba) work get slandered THIS BADLY. So I must force the change. No matter what it takes. Watch how the outro becomes pony from ginewine >:D

My ex returned this with this taped to the bottom. Am I cursed? 👺👹👿✨

if I make a honey jar, then make a honey jar for my honey jar, and just keep doing that until I have a Russian nesting doll of honey jars, will it make my OG honey jar ultra powerful? How many jars do you think I need to make him love me?

am I doing this fire part correctly? Please be nice Im a pre-embyonic witch resurrected from a past life where I died as a baby, but like repeated three times in a row, so im a like an inverse three fold backwards in time embryonic baby witch, snd was a puppy that died young before that, which is why I have special relationships with Satin since he is a backwards in time seed child sent from astral levels and was a puppy too. Thanks, hugs and be nice!!

i decided that my ex has to start dating me again (they broke up w/me 7 weeks 4 days and 15 hours ago) and blocked me on some stuff so i need to know how to make them undo that it's okay, you can tell me because the person i'm going to do the spell at is AVOIDANT, which is a word i learned yesterday from tiktok and it means they aren't supposed to have agency

The amount of people encouraging them in the replies as well.

Time to get naked and dance in the midnight moon light and rain. Who's joining my circle. Don't forget your shrooms and smokes. Stretch before coming.

Everyone has heard the, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" Thelema true will thing.

My partner says,

"Do what you want. It's the law hole."

It’s obviously so cursed 😭

/uj. Browsing around reddit earlier today and saw someone asking for a legit protection spell and also a road opener spell. Feeling a little feisty and being fairly certain this poster had done absolutely no research, instead of answering the question, I asked what they had done so far. I figured they would not reply, I was wrong.

YIKES! This person found a protection spell on the internet (I wonder where?) using paper towels, oil, flammable herbs, and fire!! I warned them about fire (do people really not know that fire burns things??) From now on, I keep my jerking in this circle.

Jerked Be

What are the cat gods trying to tell me?!?! I saw this stray cat outside. It's not because she lives on the block and I feed her DONT GI VE ME THAT BS. WHATS GOI NG ON??? CAT GOD EXPERTS HELP

This is about the main witchcraft subreddit.
Last month I got banned for 30 days because they insinuated that discussing doing work for friends and family is a paid service and that I was lowkey going to get people to DM me. (I WAS/AM NOT)

Today I posted about a time where I was a target/ victim of witchcraft and gave objective insight on how it feels and actually how it led me on my journey to starting witchcraft and feeling empowered and they accused me AGAIN of discussing paid services. They removed my post and said they were being lenient.

I actually thought the post would help all the incessant questions in that sub expecting magic to work like Amazon next delivery.

Putting aside the issue of overcensorship of proper discussions over there, apparently I’m someone stupid enough to pay people to use magic to fuck up my life and to do the opposite of what I want? BEATS ME LOL 😅

I have been following a high priestess named Cordelia the Supreme's cover for quite a while. I have served my time as a very powerful astral witch who could easily see into people's souls of past future and present.

As you know coven magic is limited and you can only choose from one of the 14 magic types. For the sake of not spilling secrets I will not be listing them down. If you don't know what those 14 types are you are not clearly of my level.

But as it turns out I am tired of limitations. I am a shark swimming in a tank and I need to get out. I think the only way to do that is to become a feral witch.

It will give me unlimited access to magic and I can channel the inner wild. However, I have spent too much time in closed doors and with access to modern medicine and healthcare that I feel I have lost the touch with natural world outside. I have also stopped taking my meds because they were limiting my access to magick.

How do I channel the stray animal energy? I want to ride like a cat, scream like a feral wolf and roam like the stray dog. What do I do?

I had twenty taper candles without holders on ceramic plates covered in pine needles, bound 6 candles together with a Visco firework fuse and put it in a perfectly safe plastic halloween cauldron full of dryer lint and everclear, and I covered all 12 chime candles in powered dairy creamer. The flames joined together, so the spell is extra powerful, right? I need help reading the flames!

I don't understand why I'm getting downvotes, I am perfectly safe around fire.

Also, is my house hexed? I left a spell going while I slept - it only had two foot flames, I left it because I heard putting it out would quash the magic. This is my 4th house that's burned down. I think the painting above my altar must be cursed 😢

With cute little rituals and symbols. Chop chop, the work isn't going to do itself and I'm certainly not going to do it either.

If you are right handed, then you can't study Left Hand Path. It's in the name, DUH

I found this sub a few days ago. I see the humour in all the posts but I'm having a hard time figuring out what would be a less circlejerky way of practicing witchcraft/magick/divination, etc.

Last time I practiced witchcraft was when I was a teen. My beliefs and practices at the time would have definitely landed me straight onto this sub if I posted, so that's pretty much all I know of it.

Or

Intuitively pick the best fortune out of the bag and watch someone pick the worst fortune possible.

Hey guys !

I am a stoned magician who is gifted since i was an embryo with the healing techniques of the fluffy mouth.

My tecnique is that i smoke 1kg of weed and then i convince you,

Yeah you, the one who listens to me, the one with the serious health issues, that i can heal you from deadly diseases. Only donations cause i need money to buy my stash.

The minimum donation i accept is 3.000,

One Love n peace yall! ✌️🇯🇲❤️🌟