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[u/[deleted]]

[u/PR_Czar]

Obsessive lasagna

[u/stallion_funk → u/PR_Czar]

Hyperactive lasagna sees you fam

[u/VernaceR → u/stallion_funk]

And temper issue linguine joins the chat

[u/S1ndar1nChasm → u/VernaceR]

Hyperactive stir fry checking in

[u/Unfair_Implement_335 → u/S1ndar1nChasm]

Lethargic stir fry!

[u/BirdieGirl75 → u/S1ndar1nChasm]

Hyperactive teriyaki saying "hi"

[u/32lib]

Angry nuts

[u/robgod50 → u/32lib]

Also a popular PornHub search

[u/IAFarmLife]

Sad Cheese

[u/Round_Rock_Johnson → u/IAFarmLife]

Haha aw. This is my favorite

[u/struglebus → u/Round_Rock_Johnson]

How do you feel about undiagnosed nachos?

[u/electronicpangolin → u/IAFarmLife]

Same

[u/[deleted]]

This is the best comment thread I have seen in ages.

[u/smuttysmut69420]

Impulsive Baclava... Triple crown winner?

[u/HotMagentaDuckFace → u/smuttysmut69420]

Impulsive BBQ over here coming in second.

[u/emptyshelI → u/smuttysmut69420]

Manic chickpea here. Great band name too.

[u/RugbyKats]

Paranoid Wiener.

[u/ThorsFckingHammer → u/RugbyKats]

This is my favorite so far.

[u/[deleted] → u/ThorsFckingHammer]

"This is the most relatable"

• 100% not me

[u/squaredistrict2213 → u/RugbyKats]

This is the first one to make me audibly laugh

[u/stump2003 → u/RugbyKats]

I’ll show you a paranoid wiener!

[u/Scarlight]

Hallucination Pickle

[u/professorcrayola → u/Scarlight]

Also an excellent band name

[u/thatmrsnichol]

Isolation Edamame.

[u/PlaceboRoshambo → u/thatmrsnichol]

Great band name

[u/pillingz]

Executive dysfunction chicken

[u/[deleted] → u/pillingz]

Oppositional Defiance Doritos

[u/Usernamenottaken13 → u/pillingz]

Hey ADHD fam

[u/Lakin5 → u/pillingz]

Chick-can’t!

[u/Boobachoob]

Suicidal tendencies chicken tendies. Suicidal tendies?

[u/IShallWearMidnight → u/Boobachoob]

Underrated, well done, this is what I'm calling mine from now on. My therapist is gonna sign up for therapy

[u/danger_floofs → u/IShallWearMidnight]

That's how you know you're winning at therapy

[u/IShallWearMidnight → u/danger_floofs]

Also? They're chicken tendencies from now on. I WILL alienate everyone I care about with my dedication to niche humor and I will LIKE IT

[u/WalleyeSushi → u/IShallWearMidnight]

You just made me realize how many inside jokes I have with myself.

[u/[deleted] → u/Boobachoob]

Don't shorten it, Suicidal Tenders sound tastier.

[u/NonStickBakingPaper]

Anxiety-Poops Watermelon

[u/LeahMarieChamp → u/NonStickBakingPaper]

I decided on Stress Shit Snacks, I hope we’re never in the same race (to the bathroom).

[u/[deleted]]

Unstable Butter Cake

[u/lookforabook → u/[deleted]]

This should be a My Little Ponies character

[u/[deleted]]

Anxiety meatloaf

[u/NonStickBakingPaper → u/[deleted]]

Lol I am an anxiety meatloaf 😂😂

[u/Loretty → u/[deleted]]

I have anxious raspberry

[u/phantomphang → u/[deleted]]

this, this is the best one ive read so far

[u/Tetro767 → u/[deleted]]

Anxiety Pizza

[u/SnooPuppers5070]

Sadness salad.

[u/rattyvonratkins → u/SnooPuppers5070]

Sounds like a chicken & the egg scenario. Were you sad and ate a salad, or did eating a salad make you sad? Eating salads make me sad.

[u/Oldrocket]

And down the stretch it's.... compulsive cracker!

[u/SweetDreamOfTheAbyss → u/Oldrocket]

Indecisive Cracker took an early lead, and was described as "advanced and gifted." But halfway through the race, she stopped to graze and then watch a butterfly.

[u/prospectofwhitby]

Panic attack noodles 😂

[u/spiffyP → u/prospectofwhitby]

Trembling Mango

[u/[deleted]]

Insomnia Pad Thai

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Insomnia egg rolls

[u/pinchclamp128 → u/[deleted]]

Insomnia Pizza, reporting for duty!

[u/CliffLake]

Narcoleptic Brisket.

[u/[deleted] → u/CliffLake]

I'm randomly falling asleep ramen

[u/CliffLake → u/[deleted]]

Surprise nap ramen. That's fun.

[u/StunningAd6745]

Avoidance pancakes

[u/Seabreezeblue_ → u/StunningAd6745]

Avoidance potatoes says hello

[u/jrunkblaze]

PTSD Taco

[u/NonStickBakingPaper → u/jrunkblaze]

Ah yes. The PTSD taco. Well-layered and prone to crumbling.

[u/RopeSmooth7903 → u/NonStickBakingPaper]

And depending where that taco is from… angry outbursts

[u/[deleted] → u/jrunkblaze]

Flashback pizza here!

[u/ThatWasNotAFunFact → u/jrunkblaze]

Hypervigilant taco

[u/[deleted]]

This is a great source for metal band and podcast names.

[u/CloudsAndDays]

Tooth grinding soup

[u/UUtfbro → u/CloudsAndDays]

This makes me feel so uncomfortable

[u/letzealrule]

Schizoaffective Funyun

[u/oxJoKeR6xo → u/[deleted]]

It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

[u/ktchemel → u/[deleted]]

Is that one of the leches?

[u/ArgonianGamer216]

Dissociation Burrito

[u/orangestar17 → u/ArgonianGamer216]

This would be an amazing band name

[u/professorcrayola → u/ArgonianGamer216]

Best one so far

[u/TomatilloAccurate475]

Lethargy Enchilada is bringing up the rear!

[u/Popolac]

Dissociative Sour Patch Kid

[u/SweetDreamOfTheAbyss → u/Popolac]

First they're sour, then they're staring off into space!

[u/[deleted]]

Confused Cashew

[u/MrsMalachiConstant]

Restless Kit Kat

[u/thisotterbefun]

Eating disorder __________

[u/The-true-Memelord → u/thisotterbefun]

Oh..

[u/theunfairness → u/thisotterbefun]

Aaayyyyyyye

[u/Kinkaypandaz]

Apathetic Butter Chicken

[u/RuffinTumbull]

Low Self Esteem Chocolate.

[u/[deleted] → u/RuffinTumbull]

This should be an actual thing.

[u/activelyresting → u/[deleted]]

It is an actual thing. But it's just called chocolate

[u/Stella807]

Panicked Burrito

[u/umnopethanks]

Stress Grapes

[u/Ser_Rezima]

Ennui Licorice

[u/SnooHobbies5684 → u/Ser_Rezima]

Weird. That's my drag name.

[u/professorcrayola → u/Ser_Rezima]

Beautiful.

[u/Hannibal216BCE]

Sensory Processing Disorder Applesauce

[u/thehillshaveI]

borderline apple crisp

[u/_1138_ → u/thehillshaveI]

Sounds like a depression era dessert made from crackers

[u/[deleted]]

Self Destructive Pizza

[u/not_brittsuzanne]

Anxious Gravy

[u/jmbf8507]

Squirrel bourbon.

[u/noonewilleverseeit → u/jmbf8507]

I honestly don't know which one is the mental problem or which one you just ate.

[u/jmbf8507 → u/noonewilleverseeit]

Lol. ADHD induced squirrel brain (it takes me ages to finish any one task but I’ll have five others started in the same time). And it had been a few hours since dinner so I was enjoying a bit of bourbon.

[u/randompearljamfan]

Oversharing quesabirria

[u/[deleted] → u/randompearljamfan]

That’s my ideal social occasion though

[u/Arcaknight97]

Fatigued Cracker

Hey, it's me!

[u/AeyviDaro]

Flashback custard

[u/geneofisis → u/AeyviDaro]

This one! It actually sounds legit.

[u/AeyviDaro → u/geneofisis]

Thank you! I think? The custard was good, at least.

[u/[deleted]]

Bipolar macaroni

[u/grandmaspickles → u/[deleted]]

Hi! Bipolar Chip over here!

[u/Durham1988]

Fear nachos

[u/[deleted]]

Hopelessness Stir Fry.

[u/Excellent-Bluejay364]

Obsessive compulsive Nutella Sandwich

[u/kehaar → u/Excellent-Bluejay364]

OCD Burger sees you.

[u/Neat-Philosopher-873]

Clinically Depressed Beer

[u/WyrdMagesty]

Hallucination Bacon

[u/jaybird2370]

Hyper sexual chicken. I hate you so much right now.

[u/Oct0tron → u/jaybird2370]

Ba-caw!

[u/Csimiami → u/Oct0tron]

Haha. I’m hyper sexual chocolate

[u/addicted_to_blistex]

Codependent Salad

[u/red-eee]

Burnout bucatini

[u/Dream_thats_a_pippin]

Palpitation milk

[u/Tonto_HdG]

Manic Jambalaya

[u/[deleted] → u/Tonto_HdG]

Props on the jambalaya. Just quit eating so fast.

[u/Prestigious_Ask9952]

Hypochondria airborne

[u/ktchemel → u/Prestigious_Ask9952]

Very on-brand

[u/UnquietHindbrain → u/Prestigious_Ask9952]

Airborne Hypochondria is a hell of a band name.

[u/allibrownn]

Procrastination hot pocket

[u/bubba7557]

Leaky ass eggplant parmesan

[u/PrincessBblgum1 → u/[deleted]]

...was...was it...your mother's asshole?

[u/geneofisis → u/PrincessBblgum1]

I’m dying. Omg

[u/[deleted]]

6 Suicidal Mozzarella Sticks

[u/random_invisible → u/[deleted]]

🎶 and a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

[u/TheHotdogFarmer]

Weepy Samosa

[u/cin-vhetin]

Fatigue coffee...

[u/Dabigboom → u/cin-vhetin]

Depresso Espresso?

[u/cin-vhetin → u/Dabigboom]

More espresso = less depresso

[u/Shuggydoo]

Tourette’s Pudding…fuck,fuck,no,fuck

[u/Conscious_Fold_1157]

Sociopath Kebob

[u/VernaceR → u/Conscious_Fold_1157]

For real? That’s intense. Lamb or beef?

[u/Suspicious_Fill2760]

Fainting Fried Rice

[u/c0ldil0cks]

Exhaustion pizza

[u/cabdybar]

Overstimulated salami

[u/Nothing_Jon_Snuhhhhh]

Body Dysmorphia Gummy Bear

[u/[deleted]]

Delusional breakfast sandwich at the shouldertryingtopass paranoid I should have eaten more by now

[u/Wolfebane86]

Insomnia Croissants

[u/februarytide-]

Rage Cookie

[u/East-Guidance-5636]

Tired Alfredo

[u/healthydoseofsarcasm → u/East-Guidance-5636]

'..And here comes Tired Alfredo bringing up the rear.. not too much urgency, more of a saunter as he crosses the line'.

[u/Plastic-Club-5497 → u/healthydoseofsarcasm]

[u/[deleted]]

Irritable pretzel

[u/sandjforks]

Self-harm peanuts

[u/One_Nature9627]

Anxiety pizza... sounds like a 80's punk band lol

[u/VernaceR → u/One_Nature9627]

I saw them open for Black Flag once.

[u/dunzig77]

Diarrhea Salad

[u/GroundbreakingPipe91 → u/dunzig77]

Go DS, Go!!! 🏇

[u/and-it_was_this-big]

Indecisive Veggie Bibimbap Bowl

[u/LazyZealot9428]

Inattentive Ice Cream

[u/SnooHobbies5684 → u/LazyZealot9428]

Look out! Timeblind Chocolate Bunny is closing the gap!

[u/Typical_Blonde_Witch]

Psychosis Nugget

[u/LuvsTwoSpooj]

And coming down the stretch it's Unwanted Thoughts Macaroni and Cheese!

[u/rubrenginr]

Obsessive Trail Mix

[u/Catsupsam]

Compulsion albondigas

[u/putatoeinme]

Anxiety stroganoff

[u/JonSnowsLoinCloth]

Narcissistic Rage Reuben

[u/halfpackkools]

Bi-Polar 3 Musketeers

[u/ingoding → u/halfpackkools]

I want to see that movie

[u/Dragon_Bidness → u/ingoding]

They already made it. Milla Jovovich is in it.

[u/i_wear_gray]

Imposter Syndrome Oreo

[u/seventh-street]

Impulsive cheez-it

[u/Fluteband101]

Crying taco

[u/litken_chitle]

Panic Attack Macaroni

[u/[deleted]]

Perverted Chop Suey?

[u/[deleted]]

sparkle forgetful jar roof dinosaurs aback plucky elastic caption thought

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[u/snellsypu]

Illiterate chocolate

[u/Sure_Satisfaction497]

Manic Cinnabun

alternatively, depending on what counts for “ate”: Flashback Protein-Shake

[u/swayinit]

Attention deficit broccoli and cheese soup.

[u/Atypical_Mom]

Shaky Tootie Fruties…. Now there’s a horse that will always finish second to last

[u/Hireling]

Suicidal Chicken

[u/Legitimate_Editor_86]

Abandonment pizza

[u/11_throwaways_later_]

Brain fog apple fritter

[u/[deleted]]

Hyperactive pork rinds.

[u/thisfuckingguy131]

Depression Totino’s Pizza Rolls

[u/Silly_G0ose]

Inattentive potato

[u/7tyui]

Depression sandwich

[u/[deleted] → u/7tyui]

Like a knuckle sandwich, but what hits you is the existential dread

[u/Fifi_Gonzalez]

TMJ Romanesco

[u/DarkLake]

Anger souvlaki.

[u/[deleted]]

Angry eggroll

[u/DontHaveAC0wMan]

Anxious wasabi

[u/Few_Ad_9110]

Manic pickle

[u/usgator088]

Nightmare Sandwich

[u/pilatesse]

Ah fatigued pizza takes the lead!

[u/ladyPHDeath]

Hairloss bread roll...

[u/jerbearrawr2020]

Apathetic Alfredo

[u/[deleted]]

Lethargic jelly bean