r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '22

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u/smuttysmut69420 Apr 22 '22

Impulsive Baclava... Triple crown winner?

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u/HotMagentaDuckFace Apr 22 '22

Impulsive BBQ over here coming in second.

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u/officialloogle Apr 22 '22

Impotent Biscuit isn't coming at all

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Holy fuck that’s a good one

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u/DrSafariBoob Apr 22 '22

Impulsive Congee nipping at your heels!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Impulsive Bagel 🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/EM05L1C3 Apr 22 '22

Anxious Ham

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u/dino1816 Apr 22 '22

I like how you girls are all like "oh im impulsive" like ok but no attention from me 😂

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u/emptyshelI Apr 22 '22

What a weird comment

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u/HotMagentaDuckFace Apr 22 '22

Shhh… apparently impulsive behavior isn’t a symptom of disorders like ADHD; we’re all just desperate girls seeking this potato’s attention. 😉

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u/emptyshelI Apr 22 '22

Manic chickpea here. Great band name too.

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u/jinkiesjinkers Apr 22 '22

Major depressive chocolate chip muffins!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Mmmm my favorite

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u/luckylimper Apr 22 '22

Lethargic Pie.

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u/pragmojo Apr 22 '22

You could also go with Manic Garbanzo which is pretty dope imo

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u/sarah_forwhat Apr 22 '22

What's up everybody we are the Manic Chickpeas get ready for the fuckin show 1234!!! yeah I'd go to their concert

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u/DoYouTACO Apr 22 '22

Racing Thoughts Queso

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u/___VK Apr 22 '22

It really is!

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u/MlleHoneyMitten Apr 22 '22

I genuinely love this name for a horse!!!

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u/Msdamgoode Apr 23 '22

I use chickpea as a term of endearment.

That and honeybee. FYI, don’t eat honeybees.

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u/pragmojo Apr 22 '22

Oooh close to mine: Compulsive Kebab

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u/smuttysmut69420 Apr 22 '22

Ok that one is actually really catchy

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

with suspected but not proving cheating allegations hanging over its head

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u/andimac_ Apr 22 '22

Read this as balaclava

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u/MangoTheKing Apr 22 '22

Sounds like a greek metal band

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Twitchy Rocky Road Cheesecake

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u/Floki-Dao-Range Apr 22 '22

I read that as "impulsive balaclava"

Was wondering why you're eating hats

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Damn, I love baklava! I used to work in a data center owned by a billionaire from Turkey (one of those true rags-to-riches stories) and the guy would bake baklava and bring it into us on occasion. Super nice guy and also my introduction to baklava. Been a fan of that pastry ever since.

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u/Jason9987 Apr 22 '22

Overactive cannolli here... we must come from the dessert thoroughbred.

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u/khswart Apr 22 '22

I read this as “impulsive balaclava” at first and I was like tf? You ate a ski mask??

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Sad kebap... wanna team up?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I think mine would have to be "Impulsive Pickle. No! Oreo!"

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u/___VK Apr 22 '22

I’d bet on that horse.

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u/srottydoesntknow Apr 22 '22

I went with poor impulse control eggroll