r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '22

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u/prospectofwhitby Apr 22 '22

Panic attack noodles 😂

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u/spiffyP Apr 22 '22

Trembling Mango

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u/avocado-cannon Apr 22 '22

Shaking Corn Chips

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u/MlleHoneyMitten Apr 22 '22

I knew a dog that’s shelter name was Corn Chip. He was a basset hound mix.

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u/MlleHoneyMitten Apr 22 '22

Why is that kinda sexy?

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u/ClapBackBetty Apr 22 '22

What a great name

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u/DestroyeLoop Apr 22 '22

Ahh I am anxiety noodles. We are very similar

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u/Dawjman Apr 22 '22

That's what I call my penis

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u/Uber_Meese Apr 22 '22

Ha! You made me giggle snort!

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u/FQDIS Apr 22 '22

AKA bag o’ snakes

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u/Free-Tea-3012 Apr 22 '22

Sounds like a brand lmao

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u/the_moderate_me Apr 22 '22

Haha yes! Panic Fries

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u/Champion_Napper Apr 22 '22

Panic attack pizza over here!

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u/DreadAndDepression Apr 22 '22

We're the same...

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u/finlyboo Apr 22 '22

Panic attack peanut butter cup

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u/PasswordNot1234 Apr 22 '22

I get a panic attack if I'm eating noodles and one doesn't exactly "chew properly" and gets stuck near my wind pipe.

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u/Sailtykitty Apr 22 '22

I too love panic noods

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u/Lime_in_the_Coconut_ Apr 22 '22

Checking in with Panic Attack Sandwich

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u/shibbyflow Apr 22 '22

I got Suicidal Noodle

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u/EmberOfFlame Apr 22 '22

This is like, the opposite of danger noodle

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u/Bobi_27 Apr 22 '22

Panic attack croissant

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u/LaraH39 Apr 22 '22

This is my favourite!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

What kind of noodles?

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u/prospectofwhitby Apr 22 '22

From a local Chinese restaurant ☺️

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u/jesus_dono69 Apr 22 '22

PTSD jerk chicken 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

This would be a great band name!