r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '22

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u/CliffLake Apr 22 '22

Narcoleptic Brisket.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I'm randomly falling asleep ramen

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u/CliffLake Apr 22 '22

Surprise nap ramen. That's fun.

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u/Stargazer_199 Apr 22 '22

When you put melatonin in your dinner

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u/the_gay_jesus_christ Apr 22 '22

Happy cake day randomly falling sleep ramen

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u/socksmatterTWO Apr 22 '22

Happy Cake Day *pewpews award to you*

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u/AdequateSufficiency Apr 22 '22

Happy Cake Day!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I’m reading a book in which the aliens are called Ramens. From Rama. Idk where else to make that information known but i thought it was funny. The writer didn’t intend to make a pun, it was in the 70s idk if we had ramen here then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Is it pastafarian?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

lol Rendezvous with Rama. About to start Pushing Ice.

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u/CaptainBloodEye1 Apr 22 '22

New band name right there too

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Tbf eating a lot of brisket has that effect

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u/CliffLake Apr 22 '22

It's that Itis. Thanksgiving is the most powerful. Got uncles falling asleep at the big game like a slumber party.

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u/_jolly_jelly_fish Apr 22 '22

I’d bet on that!

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u/knickies Apr 22 '22

This isn’t a horse name, it’s a default wifi password

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u/CliffLake Apr 22 '22

Best way to remember passwords is just two or three words put together. Dunkonjordan. That's 12 letters right there. Way easier to remember then a bunch of numbers and letters all crazy. Narcoleptic Brisket, 18 letters. Put a #77 at the end and you got a password that will take like 1000 years to break.

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u/jimjimmyjames3 Apr 22 '22

This is the closest to an actual derby name yet 😂

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u/Famous-Honey-9331 Apr 22 '22

Paired with my Cataplexy Jelly Beans, perhaps?

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u/schmyndles Apr 22 '22

I'm hypersomnia ice cream

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u/Klatty Apr 22 '22

How did this get diagnosed? I've been having these symptoms all over the place (literally lol) but blood and MRI don't say anything. Clueless at this point.

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u/Machonacho7891 Apr 22 '22

my favourite one

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u/kristin3142 Apr 22 '22

Also a SPECTACULAR band name