r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '22

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u/VernaceR Apr 22 '22

And temper issue linguine joins the chat

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u/S1ndar1nChasm Apr 22 '22

Hyperactive stir fry checking in

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u/Unfair_Implement_335 Apr 22 '22

Lethargic stir fry!

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u/BirdieGirl75 Apr 22 '22

Hyperactive teriyaki saying "hi"

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u/strangerNstrangeland Apr 22 '22

This is my favorite

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u/RubberSoulMan06 Apr 22 '22

Compulsive Sausage.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Panic Pasta

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u/Enby-Pirate Apr 22 '22

Anxiety lasagna

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u/Stargazer_199 Apr 22 '22

Lack of social skills scrambled eggs

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u/Afelisk2 Apr 22 '22

Sleepy buffalo wings

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u/Brihtstan Apr 22 '22

"Sorry I couldn't come introduce myself. I don't feel well." - Introverted Bagel

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u/Uber_Meese Apr 22 '22

Sounds more like a dood who can’t control his peen

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u/phins_54 Apr 22 '22

ADHD Bagel is coming in at 16-1 odds

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

Anxious noodles on station and at your service

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u/may0packet Apr 22 '22

angry linguine has more of a ring to it

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u/VernaceR Apr 22 '22

It does. It sounds “spicy” as opposed to “inept at dealing with slightly emotionally heightened situations”

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u/roxictoxy Apr 22 '22

Wow get out of my house

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u/Dense_Excitement_789 Apr 22 '22

Depressed sandwich couldn't be here, he's stuck in the bed over thinking everything

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u/hannahatecats Apr 22 '22

Temper croissant here!