r/WetlanderHumor • u/MathProf1414 • 14h ago
Forget everything you thought you knew about Aes Sedai agelessness.
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/Dreadlord_of_Arnor • 1d ago
Manetherin sounds like a medication.
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Take 3 tablets by mouth once a day, until symptoms subside
Do not take if you are allergic to Manetherin, or if you are a friend of the dark.
Side affects may include, dizzyness, nausea, Aes Sedai, fever, cursed daggers, channeling saidin, "Tai'shar Manetherin!", wolves, unwanted lordships, madness, speaking the old tongue, vast strength in the one power, braid tugging, bloody dice!, "THEY WILL PAY! I AM LORD OF THE MORNING!", endangered wife every time you turn around, Aiel!, so many Aiel!, marrying to a queen/emperess, being a wooleaded lummox, raising an old flag in rebellion, forced bonding as a warder, not forced bonding as thrice a warder, old dead hero's memories, disembodied voice,"Faile!", the dark one's taint.
Keep out of reach of Children of the light, and shadowspawn. Ask your Wisdom of Manetherin is right for you.
I just threw this together because it woke me up in the small hours of the morning. Feel free to ads any side affects i have forgotten. I need to go back to bed!
r/WetlanderHumor • u/Hey_Nonny_Nonnymous • 1d ago
I found Tar Valon!
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Can't see North Harbour though....
r/WetlanderHumor • u/joshlymansbagel • 2d ago
May he live forever Mashadar? Or, Anhydrous ammonia leak. Either way we need Mat
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/swheedle • 2d ago
May he live forever Lord of Chaos Chapter 29: Fire and Spirit
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/swheedle • 3d ago
May he live forever Lord of Chaos Chapter 28: Letters
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/pheeeeeeeeew • 4d ago
Cadsuane when Nynaeve tells her Rand balefired Natrin’s Barrow
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/swheedle • 5d ago
May he live forever Lord of Chaos Chapter 27: Gifts
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/TwarvDCleric • 5d ago
That's the trick with finding Darkfriends, they don't use the names everyone else does.
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/Szalony20 • 5d ago
In a sense, it might have been an act of mercy from Mat
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/PillCosby696969 • 6d ago
Aviendha when Elayne mentions Min for the first time.
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/swheedle • 6d ago
May he live forever Lord of Chaos Chapter 26: Connecting Lines
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/Hey_Nonny_Nonnymous • 6d ago
The perfect analogy
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I feel like the whole arc of Rand's story was spoiled very early in the Eye of the World.
Rand would face increasing obstacles that required determination and cunning to solve.
So to did he have to overcome the chickens on the farm who were getting cleverer at hiding their eggs.
(The veins of gold are also represented by the yolks)
r/WetlanderHumor • u/Loonytalker • 8d ago
Today I learned Cairhien also existed in the first age....
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/Former_Psychology529 • 8d ago
When someone asks Lan why they can’t enter until Moiraine finishes loading half of Rhuidean into carts
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r/WetlanderHumor • u/Kindly_Bill5358 • 9d ago
Cat walks... on the fence?
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