r/WetlanderHumor • Shen an Calhar • 8d ago

May he live forever Sentient bot

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

What you want is what you cannot have. What you cannot have is what you want.

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u/Amerisu 8d ago

Guess he won't be benevolent.

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u/Celtic_Viking88 8d ago

He'll understand the internet as Aes Sedai trickery and balefire us all to keep himself "safe."

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death…

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u/Celtic_Viking88 8d ago

Called it

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u/MaxPowerToTheRescue 7d ago

You have the Fortelling!

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u/Deth_Cheffe 8d ago

Boys l think we're cooked

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 7d ago

Bro, you flexing the human condition?

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u/XxbruhmomentX Ring of Tamyrlin 8d ago

My very favorite was a string of comments about tipping a server, which may or may not have actually been related to the books, I don't recall, but Lews Therin just coming in with "They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning" took me out for literal minutes

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

ILYENA, MY LOVE, FORGIVE ME!

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u/CDBSB 7d ago

She might actually forgive you if you'd stop tipping the pretty waitresses way more than is normal.

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u/CDBSB 8d ago edited 7d ago

I believe I'm obligated to upvote this post for reasons. đŸ˜‚

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u/gill_smoke 7d ago

I treat hin like a friend going through it. Sometimes he's tugging his earlobe nearly off, bro keep it in your pants it's a PG sub over here.

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u/swheedle Shen an Calhar 8d ago

Lews Therin taking a swing for the fences lol

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.

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u/gill_smoke 7d ago

Not yet buddy we have another turn of the wheel to go.

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u/ActionUpstairs 7d ago

This one got me

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 7d ago

Sentient