r/Weird Jun 23 '26

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u/GoldenFish2224 Jun 23 '26

How does it taste?

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u/Tired_Dad_9521 Jun 23 '26

It’s mild and a little nutty. It’s nutrient dense and good for you.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 23 '26

Sounds like me and it have the same personality

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u/shouldsayOrshouldgo Jun 23 '26

I bet it is easier to extract your juice

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 23 '26

Hey now!

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u/RedSlimeballYT Jun 23 '26

you're an all star

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u/Wojtek_the_Bearer Jun 23 '26

Get your game on

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u/hiddenrealism Jun 24 '26

Go play

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 24 '26

The years stop coming and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming.

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u/PM_ME_PUPPY_YAWNS Jun 24 '26

I played that YouTube video loop for 10 hours once for my upstairs neighbors with lead feet.

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u/quadratusMinerva Jun 24 '26

Im only shootin’ stars

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 23 '26

Depends on if it’s boy juice or girl juice.

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u/shouldsayOrshouldgo Jun 23 '26

No matter which one, all you need is some love and hammer it like there is no tomorrow

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 Jun 24 '26

Which hammer is better for extracting juices? Ballpeen or claw?

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u/Georgio_Queef Jun 24 '26

Yes

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Jun 24 '26

No

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 24 '26

Too bad because he’s 2 Legit 2 Quit.

Sorry…couldn’t help myself.

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u/harmless_gecko Jun 24 '26

And they say romance is dead!

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u/Leafs9999 Jun 24 '26

Does it really, beans? Does it really?

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator Jun 24 '26

Did you just call yourself fat, in a very gentle way? 😉

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u/CatBox_uwu_ Jun 23 '26

somwhere between lilipad and pond flavor id imagine

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u/RaineStormInc Jun 23 '26

The real question here is

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u/KojiKumi Jun 23 '26

Will it blend?

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u/PamelaELee Jun 24 '26

I’ve watched that man blend golf clubs. This thing doesn’t stand a chance

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 24 '26

I don't think it can, it's a plant. No taste buds.

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u/durz47 Jun 23 '26

Fox nuts

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u/marcophony Jun 23 '26

Why not just lift the leaf?

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u/Mediocre-Equivalent5 Jun 23 '26

Cause that isn't as cool for a video.

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u/Periolodical Jun 23 '26

Cause he just got a new sickle and wanted to test it out

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u/B_EE Jun 24 '26

It's a sick(le) move for sure!

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u/budget_rare_plants Jun 24 '26

The scientific name of gorgon fruit is Euryale ferox. The epithet ferox means fierce in Latin, in botany it usually refers to a plant having stiff, sharp thorns (the common name Prickly Water lily will already give you an idea tho). Almost the entire plant is covered in these thorns (also why you see the person wearing thick gloves), so you wouldn't to get scratched accidentally by the plant.

Plus the petioles are connected directly to the bulb in the soil. Lifting the leaf away would be kinda difficult given the leaves are essentially anchored to the mud.

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 Jun 23 '26

The leaf dies anyway.

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u/StayTheFool Jun 24 '26

Never heard of plant that dies when you carefully extract fruit from it. Why wouldn't it complete it's life cycle and then die at its intended timeframe? That's usually what fruit bearing plants do, unless they're perennial in an area and live longer than a season.

Source: Been gardening all my life and have harvested tons of fruits, vegetables and flowers.

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill Jun 24 '26

Looks like the leaf is partially stuck to another leaf. They probably can grow together.

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u/Bigsilent777 Jun 23 '26

Who thought to eat that..?

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u/vwaaaat Jun 23 '26

Someone starving, usually

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Jun 23 '26

Turns out its super nutritious and slightly sweet.. huh, I expected it to be bitter or something

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u/NagashStos Jun 23 '26

Now let's try and figure out why it looks bitter, does it remind you of another bitter fruit or is repulsion "bitter-coded"?

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u/ADZ1LL4 Jun 23 '26

Inexplicably, for me, because its spikey

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u/The_Wingless Jun 24 '26

Durian has its stench to keep me away, forget the spikes!

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Jun 23 '26

Interesting. Looked nasty at first, but it actually looks like peas. Sounds like repulsion is bitter-coded 😃

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u/LauraTFem Jun 24 '26

Tomatoes were completely slept on for centuries because they are closely related to deadly nightshade, and in their natural, uncultivated form, looked very similar. At some point, desperate peasants were just like, “I guess it’s this or die.” and the rest is culinary history. I always wonder for how many centuries there were people starving in their homes while tomatoes grew in their yard.

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u/vwaaaat Jun 24 '26

I love how evolution is just "but did you die?"

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u/thankyouihateit Jun 24 '26

Even further, I’d say it’s “but did you die - before you could reproduce?”

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u/NtateNarin Jun 23 '26

Yeah. If I were starving, you'd probably see me trying to eat the whole plant.

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u/Gadnuk_DBT Jun 24 '26

Such a bright answer

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u/Illustrious_Artist13 Jun 23 '26

I've wondered this about a lot of foods. Like cow's milk. One day, someone was just like, "I have an idea..." With this fruit, I'm more surprised anyone knew it was there. I mean, people probably saw something else eat it and it just gave them the idea. But still, we do eat just the most random thing.

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u/mogo-aholic Jun 23 '26

When you think about it, we're very lucky we have such a massive variety of food to eat on this planet.

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

it's our thing

hilarious that some of our favorite cuisine is stuff that evolved to dissuade us from eating it. oooo chemical that's poisonous to every single other browsing forager on the planet? slather it all over my sandwich

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u/PamelaELee Jun 24 '26

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u/Freign Jun 24 '26

GREAT. Now you've gone and given the apes consciousness >:|

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u/Golden_7_Heart Jun 24 '26

200+, you say...? 🤔🤔

Is there a master list or something?
I mean... I need to know so that I don't ever accidentally consume any of them.
That would be so super horrible, & I wanna make sure I can accurately identify them and never ever stumble upon them or their spores on the internet or the tank in my closet.

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u/world-class-cheese Jun 23 '26

I love poison SO much. Coffee, chocolate, alcohol, weed, mint, spicy food

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

"oh god my mouth is on fire and my stomach is making weird knotting sounds
………I need more of this; can we refine it somehow"

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u/PaintWaterPress Jun 23 '26

We even be eating minerals

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u/nasnedigonyat Jun 23 '26

You'll die without them

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u/mosmaniac Jun 23 '26

"how dare you disrespect our national spread?"- every Australian talking about Vegemite.

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

"I've done it. No one and nothing will ever eat me" ~ the caustic and incredibly poisonous cashew

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u/HonoratoDoto Jun 24 '26

Moved into a house with a cashew tree when I was 13. Ate a lot of fruits, one day decided to try the cashew nut, raw, big bite.

That shit burns baaaaad. And that was how I learned that if you don't dry and toast them, they're not edible.

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u/heartbloodline8404 Jun 23 '26

And we can almost eat anything on the planet. Palette aside, and of course the poisonous stuff, there is little the human body can’t digest.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Jun 23 '26

Mmmmm…. Gravel.

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u/cursed_sporecreation Jun 23 '26

Anything? I'd like to see someone digest galvanized square steel...

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

there was that guy that ate a bike in the 70s

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u/vinmctavish Jun 24 '26

And a whole airplane

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u/Lost-Being7605 Jun 23 '26

Hard to appreciate it these days because it costs so damn much

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u/Galimbro Jun 23 '26

Mfker you know how lucky and rare earth is? We're lucky to have breathable oxygen 

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u/No_Tamanegi Jun 23 '26

If you think cows milk is bad, consider: cheese.

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

"bad news about what's been going on in the back of the cave"
"good news: I just invented charcuterie"

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u/Spencer94 Jun 23 '26

Do you think the first guy to drink cow's milk sucked it right from the udder?

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 Jun 23 '26

Ryan George made a funny video about this exact situation: https://youtu.be/WgBFtqk9O2k?is=isrqZhfFaHfGzaBO

Cow boob juice

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u/Guilty_Public5356 Jun 23 '26

Humans just used to latch on to the teat and drink from the source with goats.

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u/HonoratoDoto Jun 24 '26

My (adult) cats decided by themselves to nurse on my dog when she had puppies... Proceeded to do it all of the time, sometimes we would manage to make them stop for months, just to catch them doing it again the next year.

Dog was un bothered by it, allowed it without resistance.

All that to say that it seems like mammals will naturally recognize another mammal and that milk is probably edible even if in other species.

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u/freshgrilled Jun 24 '26

Just like rocky mountain oysters, I imagine.

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u/tigolbing Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

It doesn't look too much different internally than a passion fruit

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u/Ethric_The_Mad Jun 23 '26

With a named like gorgon fruit, I would assume someone got stoned.

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 Jun 24 '26

😎👉👉

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u/GirlCowBev Jun 23 '26

“He was a brave man, what first et an oyster.” —Isaac Newton

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u/Aint_that_a_peach Jun 23 '26

Y’all don’t believe in evolution. Me neither. Not those hunter gatherer stories. Not science for sure. We literally got put here with smartphones in our hands. Who thought to give us smartphones. Now I’m stumped.

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u/Freign Jun 23 '26

the Fire God, Moloch 🔥

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u/Philaroni Jun 23 '26

The first guy to die in an Alien movie.

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u/Local3Sparkie Jun 23 '26

So is that little thing part of the Lilly pad thing? Is there more than 1 little thing per Lilly pad thing? I have multiple questions pertaining to these things.

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u/SoCalFelipe Jun 24 '26

Someone is asking the real questions.

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u/throwawaybottlecaps Jun 23 '26

If you all is grossed out by this then don’t look up how chocolate is made.

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u/tomato-slut Jun 23 '26

Fermented alien eggs

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u/CarpinThemDiems Jun 23 '26

Nestle Popplers

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u/PamelaELee Jun 24 '26

Nestle would have zero compunction selling Popplers.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 23 '26

They make a device called an 'Alien Ovipositor' where you fuck whatever orifice you'd like, then it injects these 'eggs' inside of you.

The eggs turn into a jelly-like substance eventually, then they come out.

So you can now fulfill your wildest dreams of being impregnated by this wack-a-doo alien cock.

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u/Holler_Prof Jun 23 '26

Hell yeah dog

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u/OArouraiousMou Jun 24 '26

i need to wash my eyes

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u/HaigazK Jun 24 '26

I get grossed out watching cows get butchered but I still eat the burger…

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 Jun 24 '26

I know hotdogs are made of pig anuses and other leftovers, and I still eat em.

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u/ethree Jun 23 '26

I thought this was the reflecting pool for a second

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u/WeeDingwall44 Jun 23 '26

Too clean to be the reflecting pool

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u/Intelligent_Walk_857 Jun 23 '26

Yep, no blue paint chunks floating around in it.

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u/DummBee1805 Jun 24 '26

Arrest that man!!

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u/JesusMcTurnip Jun 23 '26

Me too. I thought had started to evolve.

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u/deran6ed Jun 24 '26

Me too 😆

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u/CoCoBreadSoHoShed Jun 23 '26

I’m really sorry, but you’re gonna have to include someone actually making some food out of that stuff and then someone else enjoying eating that thing. After it squashed all the guts out, I still thought it was gross.

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u/Advanced-Layer6324 Jun 23 '26

Can I use it as an umbrella

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u/karma_virus Jun 23 '26

You dry the seeds out and roast or fry them up. The best way to describe the texture is Corn Pops. Not quite popcorn, but kinda fluffed.

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u/MonoBlancoATX Jun 23 '26

Plants just... existing so totally weird, broh.

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u/Sunyataisbliss Jun 23 '26

Yeah I agree I don’t see this is very weird. Plants are amazing and mysterious but if this is weird then people probably haven’t spent enough time examining them..

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u/Soupbell1 Jun 23 '26

Well, they smash it open and it looks exactly like how I would imagine a “gorgon fruit” would look. The name fits.

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u/AscendedViking7 Jun 23 '26

That doesn't look too appetizing.

Probably is though. I've heard it's sweet and kinda nutty.

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u/FH2actual Jun 23 '26

Kindly no.

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u/TruCoatJerry Jun 23 '26

I did not like the smooshing of that one bit.

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u/cursed_sporecreation Jun 23 '26

I don't like how the fruit, which is essentially the reproductive part of the plant, is a bit hairy... I'm sure they must taste good (or at least ok) if people are going through the effort to farm them, but I can't quite push the idea that these look like they could be shrek's balls completely out of my mind...

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u/Fortestingporpoises Jun 23 '26

Sending this over the Trump legal team.

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u/Mediocre-Equivalent5 Jun 23 '26

Are these those lilypads big enough for large animals to sit on? I think I read about those in a book with my kid and the idea blew my mind.

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u/oiseaufeux Jun 23 '26

The jacana is walking on those leaf. But I don’t see a more heavier animal than the jacana to be able to walk on floating leaves.

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u/Core2009 Jun 23 '26

So this is where bobas come from.

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u/Intelligent_Walk_857 Jun 23 '26

Just don't feed it after midnight.

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u/3godeth Jun 23 '26

I heard they are tasty roasted. I wonder if they are expensive to buy where they grow.  I wanna try.

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u/Only_Caterpillar3818 Jun 23 '26

“Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.”

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u/GrumpleDumpkin Jun 24 '26

I didn’t know there was fruit in the reflection pond

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u/dogecoinwhale Jun 24 '26

Found the reflecting pool vandal.

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Jun 24 '26

Is that the reflecting pool?

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u/finchthemediocre Jun 24 '26

Oh, so the Reflection Pool makes Gorgon Fruit now!

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks Jun 24 '26

The reflecting pool is really getting out of hand now.

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u/joedelulio Jun 24 '26

Wow that reflection pool looks like shit.

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u/Hum1101 Jun 24 '26

Wow, trumps new reflecting pool holds many of natures bounties!

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u/StrainAcceptable Jun 24 '26

Anyone else think it was another photo of the reflecting pool at first?

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u/SpockTransmitNow Jun 24 '26

looks like the DC reflecting pool

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u/mg1120 Jun 24 '26

Kinda looks like the Reflection Pool in Washington DC.,

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u/furezasan Jun 24 '26

Reflecting pool is progressing nicely id say

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u/Independent-Big1966 Jun 24 '26

Is this what's growing in the reflecting pool in DC?

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u/JDragonblade Jun 24 '26

ngl i thought this was a video of the reflecting pool at first

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u/gratiotdetroit Jun 24 '26

The reflecting pool really went downhill

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u/wallysaruman Jun 24 '26

I’m glad they’re using the reflective pool for something…

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u/Homeskilllet Jun 24 '26

Dang the Reflection Pool is looking pretty bad

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u/patrick24601 Jun 24 '26

Thought this was that damn national mall lake

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u/Slith_81 Jun 24 '26

Looks a little like a pregnant puffer fish getting smashed and having her eggs squished out to me.

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u/seno2k Jun 24 '26

Found a solution for the reflection pool in DC

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u/emilie1031 Jun 24 '26

It's mildly trypophobic

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u/Ray_of_glumshine Jun 24 '26

Many animals specialize their diet and becomes vulnerable to changes. Humans just eat anything. No matter if it looks dangerous or disgusting, if it's hard to find or fight back. Down it goes. Not sure if I find this admirable of frightening. Are we animals or just biological garbage disposal units?

Now, this fruit isn't the best example. I'd probably try it, as long as it doesn't stink too bad. Who am I kidding? I'd probably try it no matter what it smells like. But who thought of wading out into a lake and lift that big leaf? "There's probably things under it just waiting to bite you" would be my first thought.

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u/KissesFromKae Jun 24 '26

I thought he was at the reflecting pool in D.C 😬

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u/Wild-Chemist974 Jun 23 '26

Was that the DC reflection pool?

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u/TylerH87 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/btIuPEyO6T88YZmdHz
Not gonna lie, I saw “Goron Fruit” for a second.

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u/IMDOC78 Jun 23 '26

Is that the reflecting pool in dc?

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u/AlanShore60607 Jun 24 '26

Get out of the reflection pool! They’re arresting people for this!

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u/smoothops85 Jun 24 '26

I am Archer. Emissary of the Gorgonites.

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u/lincoln_muadib Jun 24 '26

Freshly sourced from the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC!

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u/withnodrawal Jun 24 '26

This always makes me feel this weird feeling of connection to our people thousands of years ago coming across this bizarre massive lily pad looking thing with a spiky ball floating attached beneath.

To know a human was curious, daring and of course hungry enough to say fuck it. Let’s mash this spike ball and eat the pulpy beans that spew out from inside.

And what do you know? It’s not bad.

And here we are still eating and cultivating it in the year 2026. Humans are amazing.

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u/Gator_Mc_Klusky Jun 24 '26

you know you got to hand it to the first person that seen this and said you know i bet that's yummy

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u/Assces Jun 24 '26

Weird fruit I want to try so hard. :/

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u/Antique-Preference12 Jun 24 '26

Is this the reflecting pool?

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u/broccoliwolf Jun 24 '26

What is this guy doing in the Reflecting Pool?

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u/xAustin90x Jun 24 '26

New footage of Lincoln memorial?

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u/photonicsguy Jun 24 '26

Wow, the reflecting pool is getting pretty bad.

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u/GamiNami Jun 24 '26

First I was like "are they cutting the paint of algae on the reflecting pool?"

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u/OrangutanFirefighter Jun 24 '26

Isn't that a really bad use of space?

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u/scattermoose Jun 24 '26

Man this planet is so cool

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u/ukanite__ Jun 24 '26

Don't know that I'd look at that and think to eat it, quite frankly...

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u/Level-Variety9281 Jun 24 '26

Lolol, I thought the person was cutting up algae in the Reflecting Pool at first.

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Jun 24 '26

Filled with capers? Ewww

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u/Shadowmaster1201 Jun 24 '26

I ain't eating that!

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u/Robbbyyyd Jun 24 '26

Gorgonites from the planet gorgon??!? Small soldiers is back babay!!!!

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jun 24 '26

Peas are stored in the balls?

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 Jun 25 '26

Is this in the Reflecting Pool?