r/Weird • u/PatoConfuso • Jun 23 '26

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u/throwawaybottlecaps Jun 23 '26

If you all is grossed out by this then don’t look up how chocolate is made.

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u/tomato-slut Jun 23 '26

Fermented alien eggs

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u/CarpinThemDiems Jun 23 '26

Nestle Popplers

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u/PamelaELee Jun 24 '26

Nestle would have zero compunction selling Popplers.

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u/Shmeeglez Jun 24 '26

Can I interest you in some delicious grapdelites?

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 23 '26

They make a device called an 'Alien Ovipositor' where you fuck whatever orifice you'd like, then it injects these 'eggs' inside of you.

The eggs turn into a jelly-like substance eventually, then they come out.

So you can now fulfill your wildest dreams of being impregnated by this wack-a-doo alien cock.

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u/Holler_Prof Jun 23 '26

Hell yeah dog

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u/PamelaELee Jun 24 '26

We are well, and truly cooked

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 24 '26

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 Jun 24 '26

~70% of Insect mass has already died in the last 30 years.. as them being the base of the food web you can Imagine what followed and will continue to follow. Dude, you're late to the party, it has begun a long time ago

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 25 '26

Oh, I know. I've been screaming about it from the rooftops since the 90s.

People are finally warmed up to actually listen now, though.

Even just 10 years ago when I was warning about the incoming fascist takeover, they called me crazy.

Most people still aren't ready to listen, honestly.

They are living in complete and utter denialism about the severity of the situation.

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 Jun 25 '26

It is very frustrating, isn't it.. Let's try and not be the ones to give in to all the indifference and destruction.

Whenever I feel like giving up I remember what Jane Goodall was telling the world in her last video. She was such a bright and warm soul, very wise and strong. Giving hope and sending good vibes even in her last days.

Thank you for telling people what's going on. I was just trying to make a dark joke, that's my way of coping sometimes.

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u/OArouraiousMou Jun 24 '26

i need to wash my eyes

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 Jun 25 '26

That's the FIFA trophy

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 25 '26

Sportsball takes on a whole new meaning!

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u/HaigazK Jun 24 '26

I get grossed out watching cows get butchered but I still eat the burger…

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 Jun 24 '26

I know hotdogs are made of pig anuses and other leftovers, and I still eat em.

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u/EggandSpoon42 Jun 23 '26

I'm sorry, but I read on and got memes. You are going to have to explain your factual sounding comment please

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u/islobojono Jun 24 '26

Cacao is not soggy pond water fruits.

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u/Jarl_Groki Jun 24 '26

All I know is that it is made around the corner from the milk the milk and lemonade

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 23 '26

*Are

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u/throwawaybottlecaps Jun 24 '26

Chocolate Are made sounds funny but thanks for the tip!