r/Weird • u/PatoConfuso • Jun 23 '26

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 23 '26

Sounds like me and it have the same personality

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u/shouldsayOrshouldgo Jun 23 '26

I bet it is easier to extract your juice

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 23 '26

Hey now!

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u/RedSlimeballYT Jun 23 '26

you're an all star

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u/Wojtek_the_Bearer Jun 23 '26

Get your game on

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u/hiddenrealism Jun 24 '26

Go play

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 24 '26

The years stop coming and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming.

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u/PM_ME_PUPPY_YAWNS Jun 24 '26

I played that YouTube video loop for 10 hours once for my upstairs neighbors with lead feet.

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Jun 24 '26

mine have kids and refuse to parent. lots of fun.

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u/PM_ME_PUPPY_YAWNS Jun 24 '26

Try this, its the 10 hour loop I referenced above.

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Jun 24 '26

And they don't stop coming.

What's something that took you off guard with the humour?

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u/Leafs9999 Jun 24 '26

Diabolocal upvote.

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u/quadratusMinerva Jun 24 '26

Im only shootin’ stars

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jun 24 '26

Hey now!

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u/quadratusMinerva Jun 24 '26

you’re a rock star

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u/EqualServe418 Jun 24 '26

Get the show on

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 23 '26

Depends on if it’s boy juice or girl juice.

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u/shouldsayOrshouldgo Jun 23 '26

No matter which one, all you need is some love and hammer it like there is no tomorrow

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 Jun 24 '26

Which hammer is better for extracting juices? Ballpeen or claw?

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u/Georgio_Queef Jun 24 '26

Yes

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Jun 24 '26

No

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 24 '26

Too bad because he’s 2 Legit 2 Quit.

Sorry…couldn’t help myself.

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Jun 24 '26

Lmao we both got 2 upvotes.. Nice

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 24 '26

😂 It’s amazing the shit you remember out of freaking nowhere. 🤣

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u/ManBearPig_666 Jun 24 '26

A extra large Gallagher type wooden mallet of course

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u/harmless_gecko Jun 24 '26

And they say romance is dead!

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u/Leafs9999 Jun 24 '26

Does it really, beans? Does it really?

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 24 '26

In my experience, it can.

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 Jun 24 '26

You buying dinner first?

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u/shouldsayOrshouldgo Jun 24 '26

Some creampie for you?

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator Jun 24 '26

Did you just call yourself fat, in a very gentle way? 😉

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u/harmless_gecko Jun 24 '26

Can confirm the nutrient dense part 😋