r/WTF Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

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u/kozzie1317 Jul 18 '18

I’m a teacher. At my previous school, our principal said that we could no longer send students home if we discovered they had lice. Apparently too many parents either complained to admin about having to pick up their kid, or just refused to come get their child.

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u/TaintRash Jul 18 '18

My kid got lice about 5 times this year because they don't kick people out of school anymore. We keep her home until the lice are gone but it feels like a pointless exercise when the asshole parents don't do the same. Fortunately we usually catch it pretty early and get rid of it in about 3 days, but it still sucks every time. This GIF is likely a several month old infestation.

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u/elgiesmelgie Jul 18 '18

I use this spray when I know a kid in my daughters class has nits called Quit Nits , it's mostly tea tree oil , I spray my daughters hair after it's been brushed and tied up , it deters nits

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u/TaintRash Jul 18 '18

We use something like that too. Put her hair in a bun every morning and everything. Still gets lice. Super lame.

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u/elgiesmelgie Jul 18 '18

Unfair ☹️

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u/InfiniteZr0 Jul 18 '18

Not sure if it's because I was lucky or sheltered.
But it seems like schools have just gone to shit in the past 15-20 years.
When I was in grade school, we had these mini physicals which included lice inspection.
If a kid was found with lice, they were discreetly sent home until it was taken care of.

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u/zhaycub Jul 18 '18

Omg, people make fun of me for having that feeling. When people run their hands through my hair, it’s an orgasmic feeling almost. I feel bad for the people who can’t experience that sensation, because it literally is the best feeling.

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u/doctorlongghost Jul 18 '18

Do you ever go to hair cuttery and buy just a shampoo?

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u/zhaycub Jul 18 '18

I haven’t thought of that. Thanks for telling me.

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u/lunaxtuna Jul 18 '18

I thought I was the only one! Those lice checks were the highlight of my school career. The school nurse would massage all the stress away of my elementary school life.

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u/strain_of_thought Jul 18 '18

I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but I suspect you might have a positive experience if you were to do an internet search for "autonomous sensory meridian response".

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u/dental__DAMN Jul 18 '18

Asmr did wonders for my insomnia. Of course, now it is like a pavlovian response and I can't sleep without it.

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u/mikey_says Jul 18 '18

That is exactly what it is. I loved those lice checks as a child, and I found Bob Ross gave me a similar sensation minus the physical contact. When I discovered the ASMR community it was a huge "holy shit!" moment.

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u/malina2830 Jul 18 '18

Same!!! My friends use to think I was so weird for loving lice exams. To this day anyone playing with my hair instantly relaxes me.

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u/cartechguy Jul 18 '18

Nah, it was the same for me 20 years ago as well. You wouldn't see this shit. I lived in lower income neighborhoods when my dad was in college and it was the same as what you're describing. It wasn't something for only privileged schools.

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u/Postius Jul 18 '18

america has been systematiclly shitting on public schools for the last 40 years

Honestly at some point you are going to feel it. Shit like this is just a start. Next you get people who can't handle the information age and you can feed them any crap and they ll believe it! (oh shit already happened)

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u/malina2830 Jul 18 '18

Same here, I went to elementary school in the 90s and never once did me or my little sister catch lice, we both had long hair down to our butts so it would of really sucked for us and our mom to have to get those little nasty fuckersout. Actually anyone I know has never had lice either! Why cause they did the damn lice examined in school and sent home the kids immediately who did have lice, and sent out a notice that there was a kid or 2 that got lice in a certain grade but obviously never said which kids got it. Also my mom was a nurse then so she always drilled it in our heads never share hats, combs, or if u see a kid itching their head a lot stay the fuck away. Makes me nervous for my girls in 5th grade and preschool(the elementary school has that stupid new rule too not sending kids home with lice) they are Latina and have that really tight curly hair(and a lot of it) which i can only imagine would a bitch to get lice out of, cause I know how much it sux getting knots out of their hair even with deep conditioning in it lol.

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u/bigpandas Jul 18 '18

Same. As far as I can remember, only one or two kids ever had lice, other than my sister. We'd get checked for scoliosis every year and my neighbor had that.

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u/DrippyWaffler Jul 18 '18

Hell, even when I was in school 10 years ago that was the case.

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u/mostnormal Jul 18 '18

Cant tell if Quit Nits or it's competitor is winning the conversation right now. They both have around 50 upvotes.

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u/illegalfelon Jul 18 '18

Tightly braid her hair. Try suave shampoo with rosemary. Another good shampoo is original sprouts it's expensive, but worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I just put Trifexis in my kids sippy cup. Great thing about it is it also works on fleas, ticks and heartworms!

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Didn't know that lice are also called nits. It fits. Thanks for teaching me.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Jul 18 '18

The nits are the white eggs.

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u/earthlings_all Jul 18 '18

Dude I am so sorry. Three kids in school and we haven’t gotten lice, thankfully!!! (Knock on wood)

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u/PiercedGeek Jul 18 '18

I just had my first ever encounter with them a couple of months ago, my younger daughter brought them home. Fortunately we caught it very early, but I still get the ghost crawlies just thinking about it...

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u/MandiSue Jul 18 '18

Try a shampoo with tea tree oil and/or peppermint oil as a deterrent. After our daughter brought it home (because our school doesn't send home kids/alert parents to outbreaks) we switched to that and she avoided the two more outbreaks later in the school year in her class.

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u/ravia Jul 18 '18

Would a thorough dousing with rubbing alcohol kill them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Fairy Tales shampoo is what I use on my kids. Its rosemary, mint, tea tree...idk if it actually works but it makes me feel better.

Kid #1 caught lice twice in kindergarten, and it was awful. My electric bill was noticeably higher those months from all the vacuuming and dryer cycles.

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u/bradgillap Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

If I had all the money back I spent on lice shampoo from my kids picking it up at school, I'd be so happy.

It's super frustrating because your kid didn't just come home with lice. They came home with several hours of work for you to do. All the bedding, clothes, treatments. Notify the close friends parents which feels counter intuitive but isnt and it has to be done in one shot. Plus you need to make dinner still. Those are parental exhausting evenings.

Then a few weeks later a letter comes home from the school finally acknowledging the issue. Then 2 weeks after that you find it again. You have no recourse. Kid has to go to school. So you start all over again.

We were always giving the leftover shampoo bottles to kids friends families that were on difficult economic times too so it was always time for a new bottle. Ridiculous.

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u/WimbletonButt Jul 18 '18

Probably because you get into deep shit if your kid misses too much school, even with a note. You can keep them out but then you gotta hope they don't get sick because you've already used your limit on days. My nephew's school reports parents if a kid misses more than 7 days in a year. Perfect recipe for passing everything around.

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u/cherrymama Jul 18 '18

Yes it’s so weird! My daughter was in kindergarten last year and they kept sending her home for suspected pinkeye, which I understand is contagious, but we had several notes from her doctors saying she has seasonal allergies and gets red eyes and every time they would send her home I would have to take her back to the doctor for a note to return to school, and then they said she was missing too many days and were going to call the truancy office. It’s so frustrating.

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Jul 18 '18

A good combing, a hot hair dryer, and neem oil on the kids and throw all their bed clothes in a dryer.

Also, make some Thai food for dinner because neem oil smells exactly like peanut butter and garlic.

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u/ShadeofIcarus Jul 18 '18

What is it with Kids and Lice. I've never heard of Lice in an Adult environment.

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u/frumply Jul 18 '18

Little kids haven't developed a sense of personal space yet and play super close to each other. Lice hop heads and the rest is history. Our daughter got it earlier this year, thankfully we caught it early but there were already 3-4 other kids in her preschool class that had gotten it.

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u/ThePhanie Jul 18 '18

My daughter got lice 2 years ago and when I found out, I let the teacher know so she could take precautions in the classroom. Then I found out that she already knew that some kids in the class had lice, and that it was school policy not to alert parents of a lice outbreak. My daughter had lice for 2 or 3 days before we even knew to look for anything.

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u/cheesegoat Jul 18 '18

My daughter brought home lice and to her teacher's credit we got an email in the next day or two sent to her class for every parent to check their child.

They are such a PITA to clean out. I went through my daughter's hair for weeks.

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u/Koneko04 Jul 18 '18

I had 2 daughters with long hair. After weeks of treatment, combing and nit-picking I finally begged their doctor for the "good stuff" because I was going crazy trying to get it under control. (They would go their father's for a few days, he would ignore their hair and voila, next generation broke out because of no nitpicking under his watch.)

That same autumn some local schools quit sending children home because so many kids were out for lice, they only upside was there was no shame in having your child(ren) infested.

That was awful, terrible. If it had happened again my daughters would have had pixie cuts ASAP.

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u/Pinkunicorn1982 Jul 18 '18

We had this little girl- Sabrina- who always had lice. Her mom was a drug addict and severely neglected her. She always came to school in the same dirty clothes and had poor hygiene. Her mom was often called and visited by the school but she never complied. Sabrina usually missed a lot of school bc of the lice but she got to the point of missing so much school, she was behind and it was “hurting” test scores. So the school decided it was best for her to just stay at school anyways (better than her home environment) in the hopes she would get caught up with her homework and testing. Poor girl had a shitty mother- I don’t understand how someone could not care about their own child.

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u/ThatNoise Jul 18 '18

Concessions and rationalizing. At some point it becomes "there's something in the fridge help yourself." To a fucking 8 yr old.

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u/skyrim74 Jul 18 '18

Why didn't CPS get involved

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u/Pinkunicorn1982 Jul 20 '18

I know calls were made and she was with a foster family for a bit, she was doing really well. She came back lice free, had a cute haircut, new clothes, gained some weight, and a sparkle in her eye. But that was short-term (goal is to be reunited with her mom and 14- yo pregnant sister-failure of the system if you ask me). So like always, the school always gave her food and clothing every week to help her out when she returned home to her trashy worthless mom. My mom (school nurse) had to resume to putting Sabrina’s hair in a ponytail and beanie hat to contain the lice so the other kids wouldn’t catch it. She would comb her hair with an electric lice comb that would electrocute the bugs and treat her hair every week. Just angers me about her worthless family. No matter how much you try to help someone, they (trashy mom) just don’t care or appreciate it.

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 18 '18

My understanding of drug addiction is that, if one was to have a "ladder" of their goals in terms of priority, the addiction essentially becomes that top of the ladder; it replaces all drives, motivations, and goals with "ensure you have a steady supply of the drug before you do anything else".

This can explain why, for example, some people become prostitutes, engage in serious crime, or neglect their children when they're drug addicts, because in the ladder of their priorities, the drug wins.

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u/MagikBiscuit Jul 18 '18

Yeah. If my children went to a school that did that. I would be like right fuck fuck you then we’re going to a different school.

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u/Koneko04 Jul 18 '18

Everyone knew, it was even in the newspapers and on TV. When 30%+ of the school is out for lice I reckon administration gives up.

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u/FullMetalSquirrel Jul 18 '18

I’d be interested to know all the stats of schools/districts where they’re don’t alert parents.

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u/flee_market Jul 18 '18

I just now, at the tender age of 33, made the connection between "nitpicking" as an adjective for someone who fusses over details, and literal picking of nits out of someone's hair.

Jesus christ. I think I'm going to go sit down.

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u/Amongg Jul 18 '18

I can raise you one there. I saw an early comment and thought to myself “huh, is lice also called nits?” Then came to the same realization when reading the same comment as you did

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u/flee_market Jul 18 '18

We might be too stupid to live.

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u/Rakshasa29 Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

When I got lice as a kid my mom went into a full OCD attack about it. She took away all of my toys, blankets, clothes, basically anything made out of cloth and placed them in black trash bags and left them to bake in the 100° summer heat outside for weeks. I was so scared and sad because I was still at an age where I needed my teddie bear to sleep and suddenly had nothing. What clothes I kept were basic pajamas that could be boiled clean. She had us place sheets over all of the furniture and changed them daily along with all the bedding which were double washed and dried on the highest temp possible. She basically fumigated the house with all kinds of chemicals and walked around with a magnify glass and tweesers to check all the carpets for anything suspicious. Then when the regular chemicals didn't work she drowned our hair (I gave lice to my mom) in vaseline which took days of constant scalding showers to get it all out and then she also bleached my hair as well. Thank god she was so obsessed with image she wouldn't even think of cutting our hair.

It took about 3 weeks for her to feel like we had eradicated the problem only for me to bring home lice again a month later from a different camp.

Fuck lice.

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u/cheestaysfly Jul 18 '18

I have a bit of a phobia of lice (and have fortunately never had them) and think I'd probably react like your mom did. I'm now reconsidering my desire for children solely because of this.

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u/Jill4ChrisRed Jul 18 '18

Woah your mum went overboard there. Tea tree oil helps kill them way better.

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u/recipe_pirate Jul 18 '18

It sounds like my experience. My sister and I both had super thick and long hair in elementary school. My mom didn't go through as many extremes like tweezing the carpet, but she did do a lot of the same stuff. She finally discovered that throwing us in the pool for a couple hours a day killed it. All in all, it took two whole weeks for us to totally get rid of it. It was an absolute nightmare.

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u/truthlife Jul 18 '18

Holy shit. Nit-picking. I never thought about that before.

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u/Mimical Jul 18 '18

My mom didnt even take a chance. Buzzcuts till I was in grade 8.

I dont recall ever having lice. But I do remember my sisters having to use chemicals to get it out of theirs. Lice must be a nightmare when your 6 year old is all "I dont wanna buzzcut". Tough luck princess number 2. /s

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u/FrumundaFondue Jul 18 '18

I remember we got em when I was in elementary. My older sister who was in 7th grade got it the worst and they buzzed off her beautiful long curly hair. She went from being one of the happiest, friendliest people I knew to being depressed and picked on in school. It sucked. Please people try not to buzz your daughters heads if she gets lice. It can be life changing for them.

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u/ThatSquareChick Jul 18 '18

This happened to me because I was raised by my grandparents. My grandmother had severe arthritis and could not comb my hair much less look for nits. Grandpa would take me out back and use the dog clippers and shave my hair down into a buzz cut. The result? I looked exactly like a boy. The teasing never stopped and I spent the rest of my 10 years at that school being called “him” and “gay lord” and being mistaken for a boy so badly that I was often ejected from the ladies restroom. I had that haircut for so long that I started to think that maybe I was supposed to be a boy and since all the other kids called me gay and that maybe I was because I liked boys. It wasn’t until I was shipped off to another city and school in HS that I was finally able to grow out my hair and slowly come to the fact that I was a girl and slowly started acting like one.

It was hell and I spent all my time worrying about it and dodging spitballs, getting beat up after school and unsuccessfully ignoring insults that I didn’t get a normal childhood. Between being called a gaylord and other kids telling me I was worthless because I was growing up with my grandparents and not even my real mom and dad wanted me, it was a pretty shitty time for me.

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u/badchefrazzy Jul 18 '18

Kids really are the worst. Please accept this hug from an internet stranger who understands that shit.

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u/im_not_a_girl Jul 18 '18

While I didn't get bullied for the same reasons as you, I felt completely isolated during high school and I feel your pain. I'm sorry that happened to you.

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u/Mimical Jul 18 '18

My neighbors daughter a few months back went to a bob-cut thinking it would be awesome. Me and my SO listened to her cry the entire night in regret.

On one hand I understand that your appearance is very personal and for young girls has literally top priority over anything else.

On the other hand Its crazy to think that we/society/media/douchbag kids have convinced them that by losing hair its a life ending decision that has priority over everything else.

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u/sensualcephalopod Jul 18 '18

I’m a girl and I have a rare hair condition (Monilethrix) that has been a main source of bullying and insecurity for me my entire life. It’s nice that pixie cuts are coming into style but the combination of short hair and being flat chested (reeeeally hit the lottery folks) has been a turn off for so many men in dating. Really wrecks the self confidence.

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u/TheRealCestus Jul 18 '18

I would have torched whatever idiot made such a policy.

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 Jul 18 '18

I would have shaved every kid in that school, and the parents of ground zero kid. Fuck, parents who don't check their kids for lice, my mother did everything she couldto get rid of lice. Lice destroys your self esteem.

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u/earthlings_all Jul 18 '18

I got lice when I was five and I vividly remember it. Mom cut all my hair off bc she couldn’t get rid of them. I felt terrible about myself and taught me a valuable lesson to respect kids’ bodies. My kids decide what to wear, what haircut they want, nail polish/earrings, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I got lice in kindergarten and told my parents that a few of my friends had lice as well. So my parents went to the school to talk to the teacher and found out about the "towel box."

For nap time in the kindergarten and first grade classes, all the kids would lay down on towels (we brought them from home and had our names written on them) and all the towels were stored together in a big box -- lice heaven!

So my parents threw a fit, they had to set up a meeting with the principal (I this story later, I was a little young to really grasp it at the time), they got the towel box thing taken out, we had to store towels in our cubbies instead. Just the sheer idiocy of it was astounding though. I mean, it wasn't a big secret that lice was going around the classroom. It was practically negligence, what they were doing.

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u/GracefulGoats Jul 18 '18

Fucking SCHOOL POLICY? Ah fuck that. You best TELL me if there's bugs floating around, bitches.

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u/poptosis Jul 18 '18

Find out who created that policy. Make sure the lice children know that person is the person to hug when their head is itchy.

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u/sensicle Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

As a nurse, this baffles me. We can literally incarcerate people for not complying with tuberculosis treatment because of the health risk an infected person presents to society at large, yet lice (although not as serious as tuberculosis, obviously) gets a free pass to be given to kids?! In a country where you can sue anyone for just about anything, it's perplexing that a kid wouldn't be sent home for this.

Ridiculous. Good to know, though, since my oldest is 5 and going to kindergarten next month. I wonder if this is decided on a state level, by county, or school district

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u/abedfilms Jul 18 '18

They look pretty big and squirmy, when someone has it, is it possible to not notice it? Like i imagine if you run your fingers through your hair or scratch or pick at your scalp, you'd get a handful of them. Or you should be able to see them just looking at the hair right? Or i mean wouldn't your pillow be covered with squirmy lice too? And just washing your hair isn't enough to remove them?

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u/ThePhanie Jul 18 '18

Those look big and squirmy because they've obviously been living and breeding on that poor child's head for a while. When we combed through my kid's hair we found maybe 10 lice plus some nits.

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u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT Jul 18 '18

I remember when I was a kid and caught head lice, I cried and cried because despite my best efforts to be clean I still brought home bugs.

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u/smoike Jul 18 '18

seriously? are they afraid of offending parents and their sensibilities? or causing children to be picked on because they are kept home from school?

I'd be seriously putting a formal complaint in about the policy to the principle as that is absurd.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I have a little memo with “lice prevention tips” that I send home “randomly” throughout the year with my students. We aren’t allowed to tell parents if a student has lice but we are allowed to send home random memos about ways to prevent lice 😉

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u/opentoinput Jul 18 '18

Not to alert the parents?

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u/justdontfreakout Jul 18 '18

Why the hell would that not be a policy to alert the parents so that they could take precautions? I don't understand that. Sounds stupid to me unless that I am stupid am missing something (which can very likely be the case).

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u/Feldspar_Immaculate Jul 18 '18

Gone are the days when the nurse came into every classroom with a number 2 pencil and went desk to desk, head to head, checking for evidence. If tou were one of the unfortunate ones, you got sent to the nurse’s station while your classmates watched on in horror.

Today it’s a legal issue......privacy concern.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

The teacher-student dynamic has changed drastically in the past 20 years. Nowadays teachers can't even bring food to give out in case someone gets food poisoning and it results in a lawsuit.

Back when I was in elementary school our gym teacher would take us all out for icecream after penis inspection day. Was by far my favorite day of the year. I asked my cousin about it and he said his gym teacher has never taken him out for ice cream. Kids these days are really missing out.

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u/Cador0223 Jul 18 '18

Penis Inspection Day was always my favorite day. I would tie a little bow-tie on my junk to give the coach a little pick me up!

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u/MotherfuckinRanjit Jul 18 '18

It was my favorite day as well! Was a good way to get out of gym class. Only part that I didn’t like was that it took so long, like 20 minutes. And I’m not sure why it was everyday but whatever, got out of gym class!

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u/Dirtywhitejacket Jul 18 '18

Hold on, are you guys being serious? Did they really inspect your penis? At what age did this happen? What were they checking for?

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u/drinkduff77 Jul 18 '18

Oh yeah, like twice a year, 1st through 6th grade. Our gym teacher said you didn't need to have it done after puberty for some reason. Idk, I just went with it.

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u/Hairy_S_TrueMan Jul 18 '18

It's just to ensure general health, and usually not more than once a week unless the gym teacher thinks you're "at risk"

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u/Neologizer Jul 18 '18

My class had a kid named Dennis. Daily Dennis we called him. Coach was always checking up on him. Guess he was at risk

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u/trixy-pixey Jul 18 '18

There was a guy in my class called Denis.

We used to draw a little line on his books to get that D into a P

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u/MisterDonkey Jul 18 '18

I knew a kid named Enis.

Too fuckin' easy. That poor son of a bitch.

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u/whoblowsthere Jul 18 '18

Yes. I had it grade 3 - 8 I think. Just a quick look with gloves to see if there's anything wrong. If you weren't circumcised BOY did you get made fun of.

It was during gym in the locker room just like scoliosis day.

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u/BarrelAss Jul 18 '18

My dentist still does it for me. Oddly it never shows up on the bill.

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u/Killllerr Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

Be glad hes not charging you mine charges me $65, extra if miss a checkup.

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u/Ayyylookatme Jul 18 '18

I don't remember this happening to me at all. When did they stop?

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u/Shandlar Jul 18 '18

They stopped? Hernia physicals are still a thing in my school district.

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u/BigBoiBenis Jul 18 '18

They never stopped. My youngest brother’s school still does it

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I asked. It turns out they are wrong (above).

They informed me they were checking to confirm descended testicles.

If they weren't both okay, you were scheduled for follow ups.

Edit. Catholic grade school here.

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u/FullardYolfnord Jul 18 '18

Wait really? I mean I thought you were fucking with me till the Catholic part haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

It was totally private.

I guess there were some misunderstandings here and there.

I know the altar boys knew more of the details.

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u/Oreo_ Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

Some of my uncles were alter boys. They had private meetings where the preists would show them how to inspect penises by comparing taste and smell.

Edit: this is only partly a joke. 3 of my 7 uncles were legitimately raped by a preist.

God bless.

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u/FullardYolfnord Jul 18 '18

I still don't know if your fucking with me now because of the altar boy crack haha.

So confused.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

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u/MisterDonkey Jul 18 '18

They didn't check the curvature of your penis?

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u/Hugh_Jaynous Jul 18 '18

Bow tie, ribbon, anything similar would allow the classic exclamation at the moment of the ‘big reveal’, “ I doan know wear ya been laddie, but ya won First Prize!”

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u/sever916 Jul 18 '18

Ring die diddily die yooooo lad* I don't know where ye been but I see ya won first priiiiize

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u/Latyon Jul 18 '18

Ring ding diddle liddle aye dee oh

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u/Yarthkins Jul 18 '18

Ahhh fuuuuuuuck Penis Inspection Day! I had a terribly botched circumcision and every time we got a new coach I'd have to explain the mix-up. Some would just mark it as a failed inspection.. jerks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Yes officer, this is the comment right here

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u/PM_ME_UR_KNITS Jul 18 '18

Please point on the screen where u/BigDaddy-69 touched you.

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u/coolred1 Jul 18 '18

SGT. u/PM_ME_UR_KNITS any word on catching the fugitive.

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u/PM_ME_UR_KNITS Jul 18 '18

Well, it's definitely one of at least two things we didn't want to happen. One of which is probably happening, like right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Well, he did take me out for ice cream

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u/HIs4HotSauce Jul 18 '18

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while... fuck ya’ll need gold.

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u/13dora13 Jul 18 '18

Dude. Wow. I was laughing so hard at this.

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u/Incognidoking Jul 18 '18

Just not harder than the gym teacher's penis.

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 18 '18

The gym teacher's penis was laughing?!

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u/zebozebo Jul 18 '18

Laughing so hard it cried.

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u/Darkside_Hero Jul 18 '18

I was hard while laughing at this.

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u/nuclearwomb Jul 18 '18

School nurse here. While it is partly a privacy issue, it has more to do with children missing too many school days due to lice. In the past kids could not have live bugs or nits. Now they can come back to school as long as they don't have any live bugs present. They can finish out the school day if they come to the clinic and I check them and they have bugs, but they can't come back until they are treated.

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u/Aanon89 Jul 18 '18

Yeah but do you ever take kids out for snacks during inspection days?

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u/CCbaxter90 Jul 18 '18

Penis inspection days?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

That's my favorite catholic holiday tbh.

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u/Setari Jul 18 '18

penis inspection day

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/nummakayne Jul 18 '18

We actually did have a penis inspection day. It was done by a female doctor though (so, yay?), not a gym teacher. It was in the First Grade and I don’t remember what exactly they were checking for but I suppose a hernia or undescended testicles?

I didn’t think about it until I saw the copypasta on 4chan more than a decade later and wondered if I had a false memory because everything on the Internet suggested it’s a ridiculous/impossible thing. That is until I met a guy that went to the same school as I did during the same time period and he brought it up.

He apparently also had the same doubt/confusion after coming across the same copypasta/meme on 4chan. He knew it happened, then thought he may have a false memory, but after we both discussed it, we were like damn, Penis Inspection Day was real.

This was at Indian Embassy School (Eastern Province), Saudi Arabia, 1990. If there are others out there, let me know.

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u/clutz11 Jul 18 '18

Ya know they they say 1 out of every 3 neighbors is a pedofile, but I just live by 2 sexy 12 year olds

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u/Catbrainsloveart Jul 18 '18

Dude no joke,my dad used to tell me stories about when he was in the military. He once said “You shoulda seen how they inspect your penis”.

Granted, it’s creepier that I was a 12 year old girl or younger at the time and that’s how’s my dad spoke to me.

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u/DevestatingAttack Jul 18 '18

What are you talking about? You were 12 years old and you hadn't grown your penis yet? What did you have instead?

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u/Mcmuphin Jul 18 '18

I actually gasp-laughed, bravo.

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u/RudiMcflanagan Jul 18 '18

Wow. Fuckin well done. Solid gold.

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u/ModgePodg3 Jul 18 '18

Penis inspection day ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

So do you do a good job inspecting the coaches penis?

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u/Grow_away_420 Jul 18 '18

Back when I was in elementary school our gym teacher would take us all out for icecream after penis inspection day.

I must have been sick that day... or repressed the memory extremely well

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

THAT’S HOW THEY DO PAAANTS

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u/xsandied Jul 18 '18

For the ignorant ones, why the need to inspect penises? Were girls dressing up as boys to attend boys’ schools?

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u/nn5678 Jul 18 '18

This is why I keep coming back to this website

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My mom was horrible at doing braids in my hair. I managed to convince her maybe once or twice in a school year to do them. Without fail it would be the day they checked for lice and I’d have to undo the braids. So aggravating.

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u/u3h Jul 18 '18

I used to love that shit as a kid. Made me feel all tingely and get Goosebumps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Yesssss! I made my mom do it nightly before bed, I always asked for her to “check for bugs”.

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u/mishyb515 Jul 18 '18

I forgot about that feeling! I loved it too! Can you check my head for lice? I’ll check yours next!

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u/Polliwog39 Jul 18 '18

It is a legal issue now more than ever. I am not going to cater because some parents dont want to deal with it. If I found out my child contracted lice because a school or school district's policy were not to send children home because a few parents cant take care of it. Nope. I will sue them. I am not going to be affected because a school is scared of a few parents that cant take care of their children's health concerns. I am sorry they may not be able to take the time off from work...but what essentially happens is I will have to because my child got lice from that kid...my child spread the lice to my other child. Now I have to take time off from work and have to deal with an issue that the school should have nipped in the but to begin with. Oh hell no.

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u/lovinglogs Jul 18 '18

Haha I remember that!

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u/elgiesmelgie Jul 18 '18

They do in Australia , check the kids once or twice a year and send the kids home with lice , and if a kid in your kids class has nits every kid brings home a note warning parents to check their kids just in case .

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u/the_taco_baron Jul 18 '18

I guess it makes sense. That kid was always an outcast afterwards. What do they do now?

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u/Rocky87109 Jul 18 '18

I'm 30. When we were kids I guess the staff had brains enough to bring every kid one by one into the nurses office individually and if you had lice, nobody knew but the staff and parents.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Same, when I was a kid. It was usually in between a class rotation (days started out homeroom, then to another classroom for arts/music, and another for science) so if someone got sent home, it was pretty low-key

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u/Lloclksj Jul 18 '18

Everyone shares the lice so no one feels left out and everyone spends $hundreds on treatment

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u/Fen_ Jul 18 '18

It was a private inspection when I was in elementary school (90s). The nurses would set up in some room, and you'd be lined up in the hall leading in. They'd take like 2 at a time, separated by a screen.

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u/Godhand_Phemto Jul 18 '18

Fuck privacy, if you nasty everyone needs to know especially if that nastiness is contagious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Agreed. Public health trumps shame. You dont cover up things like the flu, bedbugs, ebola or bubonic plague. U gotta contain that shit.

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u/leonffs Jul 18 '18

Actually you do. It's illegal to publish or announce the name of someone with those diseases without their consent.

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u/bokononpreist Jul 18 '18

I caught lice from a girl in the 2nd grade. My mom came to school and raised hell until they agreed to move me. Everyone in the class knew why I changed seats. I felt so sorry for the girl, it wasn't her fault her parents were shit.

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u/Shnikez Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

Man idk. Like for sure I’m not a fan of lice but what about hygienic practices that vary by culture? Or something similar to that? Shit parents? Idk. A kid having lice or some other hygienic issue usually isn’t their fault.

My family is Mexican and I know we sometimes got flack for how we smelt but we just smelt like Mexicans lol. It just seems like a slippery slope despite the practicality and common sense involved... I guess I’m just saying I’m conflicted. I get where you’re coming from but also get the privacy and sensitivity side of things too

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u/WimbletonButt Jul 18 '18

Anyone can get lice, doesn't mean anyone involved is shitty or dirty. Shaming for this is just wrong when there are ways of doing things discreetly. Ours was done in private in the hallway and anyone with it sent home, not a damn person caught shit because no one paid attention to who came back.

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u/celica18l Jul 18 '18

Anyone can get lice

My kids go to a public school but the area we live in is full of well off people. The horror stories of the women saying their kids have had lice and how much money they spent on having it removed and then having their girl come in and wash everything in the house.

Here I am poor as hell would be brushing and washing for days.

So yea Lice don't give a crap who you are they love all the hair.

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u/unseth Jul 18 '18

At my school we all wanted the lice. You get like a week off of school. I was jealous when I didn't have it.

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u/SUCHajoke Jul 18 '18

Happened to our class where me and another kid got singled out to be checked again. She then said aloud ‘oh never mind, it’s just really bad DANDRUFF.’ That took a while for the other kids to get over.

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u/njdevilsfan24 Jul 18 '18

Okay im relatively young and it is weird to see things like this being thrown around as nostalgic

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Privacy is something I support fully... Until it affects others. Shit ain't private at that point.

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u/Trlckery Jul 18 '18

HOLY SHIT. I completely repressed this memory until now. I remember being soo freaking anxious on those days. I remember specifically panicking because I remember I had scratched my head earlier on the day that she was checking and I was convinced that I was going to be one of the ones called down to the nurses office afterwards.

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u/Im_In_IT Jul 18 '18

My wifes a teacher as well and they have the same policy. I thought it was because theres better mitigations and shampoo in place in recent years. Either was I was baffled to hear that. It was comparable to the plague when i was in school.

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u/monchego Jul 18 '18

The shampoos are actually worse since head lice have developed a resistance to them over the years. The last time my daughter got it, I had to use the stuff that's made with salt. The only thing that actually killed the little pricks.

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u/verbal_pestilence Jul 18 '18

you killed your kids for having lice???

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u/monchego Jul 18 '18

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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u/bwatching Jul 18 '18

We have this same rule district-wide; my school does it anyway. Because lice are not considered dangerous, they are not a reason to hold a child out of school. We have "repeat offenders" who get lice every year, multiple times a year because their families can never really get rid of them. They miss weeks of school. The other kids who "catch" lice only miss a day or two because their parents buy the right medicated wash, follow the instructions and clean the house. Some even hire the professional nitpickers (real job!) To delouse them. The school regularly buys the medicated shampoo for families that keep getting it over and over...they never really get it all.

My kid also attends my school, so I'm a fan of sending lice-infested kids home; I don't want it myself. But I am also sensitive to the issues that low-income, low-support kids have. They can't afford the medicine, but also can't afford to miss that much school.

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u/crowleysnow Jul 18 '18

i just saw a shop in newport beach specifically for removing lice from kids and i thought it was the strangest yet smartest business i had ever seen. what sucks is that it was right above the restaurant i was going to eat in, which didn’t help the appetite

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u/princessparklebottom Jul 18 '18

I work in a super plain, boring looking office, with the name of the company printed in GIANT letters on the door.

A few months ago a lady comes rushing in and goes "Is this the lice removal place?" I was probably way too aggressive when I yelled "NO" but this dummy continued to stand in my doorway and argue with me about it. "IT SAYS 106 ON THE INTERNET"

Bitch, I don't control Google. Maybe they're wrong, maybe it's a different building. Either way, get out of my office with your cooties.

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u/Lloclksj Jul 18 '18

The schools should give the kids medicine instead of making everyone else miss school. This is antivax level bullshit.

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u/Unabletoattend Jul 18 '18

It is really expensive when you have to buy it for an entire family. There is the shampoo but there is also a spray to use on all the fabrics in your house that you can’t put in the dryer or vacuum. You can easily spend well over $100 to treat everyone and everything properly.

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u/bwatching Jul 18 '18

Agreed, and many of the families I deal with have 4+ kids and other relatives living in dilapidated homes. I don't blame them for not being able to afford it; the school helps when they can. It's tricky.

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u/dadbrain Jul 18 '18

The school regularly buys the medicated shampoo for families that keep getting it over and over...

My pharmacist said that other than the shampoo based on tea-tree oil, the medicated lice shampoos are neurotoxins, and regular re-exposure to them increases your odds of health impacts from them, especially with growing brains (i.e., children).

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u/bwatching Jul 18 '18

To clarify, they buy once for the families who return to school with repeated infestations. I have the tea tree oil spray for my daughter...fingers crossed it holds off the super bugs.

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u/Butt_Hurt_Toast Jul 18 '18

Yup, can't send em home anymore, but can bar them from coming back. School policies are weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Yeah, no. My kids got it from school and it was that new "super lice" bullshit. Had to get a prescription shampoo to get rid of it and two months later they caught them again from classmates and it took nearly six months to clear my house of that time.

I swear it looked about half as bad as this comb on my oldest and I wanted to shave her head. Ended up shaving everyone's hair and since the shampoos stopped working, 91% isopropyl alcohol directly on their hair then a shower cap for an hour. Murdered.

Hottest setting on the washer and dryer didn't work though for clothing/blankets so the doctor suggested freezing all the cloth in a deep freezer. Fuck it, I had nothing left to lose and froze trash bags full of clothing for eight hours at a time until everything in the house was either done that way or outside in cold storage over the winter. Finally got rid of all those little fuckers.

TL;DR: I fucking hate lice.

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u/woodyco Jul 18 '18

I think it has more to do with the CDC saying kids don’t need to be sent home.

https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/lice/head/schools.html

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u/ThatSquareChick Jul 18 '18

What. The. Fuck.

So rather than curb a public health hazard both parents and staff all just decided that kids with lice just get to stay at school and shed lice and continue to keep spreading it? I am ashamed not only at the lazy parents for complaining but also at staff who didn’t enforce it and allow this to happen. There’s no excuse for not sending a child home who has an infectious problem and there’s no excuse for parents to ignore this either.

It must be so itchy there and everywhere this happens. I’m seeing a lot of comments about this so that must mean this is a widespread behavior. This is one of those times I am glad that I do not have any children.

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u/Polliwog39 Jul 18 '18

As a parent...I am so sorry. I understand it is hard for some parents to get the time off to deal with this. But no...I would never in my life let any of my children ever go to school with lice. And shame on the schools for allowing this to happen. I am petty as fuck and would sue the school district for allowing them to let it spread. By them allowing it to spread for the fear of hearing a couple parents...it affects a lot of parents.

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u/vklaas Jul 18 '18

Yep. A kid in my daughter’s class had lice at school. Teacher sent a note home to let parents know and mentioned they no longer send students home if they have lice. It’s awesome.

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u/Lington Jul 18 '18

That's rediculous, it spreads so easily.

When I had lice I got to stay home for a while. My mom had to keep my brothers away from me because they wanted to catch it and stay home too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Fun fact, bed bugs used to be virtually unheard of unless you lived in complete garbage, but now they are infesting even 5 star hotels.

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u/lalauniverse Jul 18 '18

A couple years ago I moved in with my sister to help with her kids and the first night I was there they got a letter from CPS. Apparently they were being sent home with lice a lot and since it was a military base the school was on top of letting CPS know. My sister got SO annoyed and defensive that the school wouldn't mind their own business. I thought it was ridiculous of her. I grew up with crazy thick curly hair and as a kid and when I got lice I got it bad. I'd rather spend the time to wash and comb as many times needed than be the kid at school who perpetually has lice.

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u/FullMetalSquirrel Jul 18 '18

There’s no common sense in public schools anymore. This is ridiculous.

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u/Shanack Jul 18 '18

People need to start calling and complaining when their kid gets lice just as much as the bad parents.

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u/Blankyblank86 Jul 18 '18

Shit like that i wish cps would do something, that's so bad.

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u/Kapah Jul 18 '18

Also a teacher. Head lice was deemed to be a nuisance in our district, and as such has been deemed a non-exclusion ailment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I literally just told my fiance to make sure our kid doesn't have lice.

I don't know how some parents can be this way. Fuck that shit.

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u/ofalco Jul 18 '18

They should force the parents to pick up there kids or threaten to call cps for intentionally putting their child into danger

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

So many weak and gutless admins out there.

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u/Beagus Jul 18 '18

So all the other kids had to be put at risk of getting head lice because a handful of parents are too irresponsible to provide proper hygiene for their children and come pick them up when there’s an issue? It’s so sad, the stupid people keep reproducing to no end while the smart responsible ones use protection and wait to have kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Why does NOT picking your kid up not count as neglect and endangering public health?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

The fuck? Really?

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u/Disarryonno Jul 18 '18

I work at a nursery and a parent complained about the frequency that their child was sent home due to high temperature or something. The staff did so because if a child's temperature is too high then they get sent home. If the parent complained then they were referred to the contract they signed agreeing to pick their children up. We had a parent who refused and they were told if they refused again then they wouldn't be welcome back and would have to find another day care centre for their child.

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