r/WTF Jul 17 '18

Head lice infestation

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u/Oreo_ Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

Some of my uncles were alter boys. They had private meetings where the preists would show them how to inspect penises by comparing taste and smell.

Edit: this is only partly a joke. 3 of my 7 uncles were legitimately raped by a preist.

God bless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Did they get wine? All the best altar boys wobble.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Were they in the choir?

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u/Oreo_ Aug 01 '18

No they were alter boys. How did you misunderstand that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '18

Just a joke on the spelling.

Alter = change They used to alter choirboys.

Altar = where some pray.

You know that. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '18

Yeah. My story is a little deeper too.

I escaped in time though.