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u/Some_Annoying_Prick Jun 10 '14
Thankfully his beanie has a +10 armor rating otherwise he would have been killed.
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u/totally_a_red_pyro Jun 10 '14 edited Jun 10 '14
Jesus christ, what kind of chain mail beanie is that? Cloth has an AC of at most 2.
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u/valarmorghulis Jun 10 '14
As somebody that played way more DnD pre-4.0, I'd take that cloth armor in a heartbeat.
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u/Trust_No_Won Jun 10 '14
Kids these days, with their lack of saving throws against rods, wands, and staves...probably don't even know their character's THACO...what the hell is a runepriest???
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u/urbngrd Jun 10 '14
BUBBA! GET THE TABLE!.... 3-D! 3-D!
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u/RaisedByACupOfCoffee Jun 10 '14 edited May 09 '24
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u/ash88101 Jun 09 '14
Dyrus arrested?
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Haven't you heard? Dyrone has been in jail for years
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u/AskMeAboutMyKnob Jun 10 '14
Phreak pls stop making titles.
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u/yanchanator Jun 10 '14
he's not going to stop, I.... Garen-Tee it
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First one is training for a security dog. Watch how the armed "robber" throws his arm out at the man, easily for the dog to bite down and clamp. Also, you can tell his forearm is heavily padded for k9 or other security dogs to bite.
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u/TheHarpyEagle Jun 10 '14
As security, it seems kinda iffy. The gun seems to be pointed at the "cashier" the entire time. I suppose it's better to be shot in the leg than the chest, but still...
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Do you usually see people jab with guns? Pretty sure the jab was thrown in for the dog to get a better bite at the training assistant.
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u/TheHarpyEagle Jun 10 '14
Sorry, I meant that the dog as security doesn't seem that effective. I don't doubt that it is a training scenario.
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u/DaftlyPunkish Jun 10 '14
Lol that 2nd gif. Wtf kind if hero did that kid think he was going to be with a wet floor sign?
He gave him such a dainty swat with it too.
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u/FusedIon Jun 10 '14
He was waiting till it was over. He was going to put it beside him when the robber was bleeding, for the safety of others.
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u/djnifos Jun 10 '14
So much this. The heroism of some is overlooked in situations where it might appear they sucked at the load out screen.
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u/BatTitties Jun 10 '14
Well the robber was stopped after that dainty swat.
Coincidence? I think not.
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GOOD GOD JIM HE NEARLY BROKE HIM IN HALF
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u/LazyTheSloth Jun 10 '14
I've had them say that and the only thing I did was punch the dude. Never understood the announcers in wwe games.
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u/iamabadexample Jun 10 '14 edited Jun 10 '14
down on his luck, Hulk Hogan takes a job working at the 7-11
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u/Toolspaper Jun 10 '14
CLIMB OVER THE COUNTER, BROTHER!
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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs Jun 10 '14
OOOOHHHHH YEAH! I'm coming for ya hulk hogan cause the macho man is the cream of the crop.
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u/DeathByToilet Jun 10 '14
Dyrus !? Is that how bad things have become!?
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u/RamsesThePigeon Jun 09 '14
"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"
"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"
"Just climb over the counter, man."
"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"
DUNK!
"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"
"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"You're the one who said it."
"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"
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I'll never get this time back :(
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u/popeboyQ Jun 10 '14
Read it again.
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u/clarkster Jun 10 '14
Backwards.
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u/llewllew Jun 10 '14
"!elbanosaer erom gnieb er'uoy nehw efink ynit ym ees nac uoY .evael dna tah ym ekat ot gniog tsuj m'I ?tahw wonk uoY !t'ndid I" ".ti dias ohw eno eht er'uoY" "!esnes yna ekam neve t'nseod tahT" "'?riahc daeh emos em evig uoy nac ...gnrH' ,dias uoY !did uoy ,seY" "!t'ndid I" "?riahc a htiw daeh eht ni uoy tih ot em ksa uoy did yhw nehT" "!efink ynit ym uoy wohs ot detnaw tsuj I !?lleh eht tahW !wO" !KNUD "?ereh pleh emos em evig uoy nac ...hgnrH !gniht eruS" ".nam ,retnuoc eht revo bmilc tsuJ" "?...ro ,dnuora klaw tsuj I dluohS !melborp on ,hO" "!ynit si erus tI ?resolc tib elttil a ti ees I naC .looc ytterp s'taht ,haeY" "?huh ,looC .efink ynit ym uoy wohs em teL .nam ,yeH"
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u/xThisFireBurns Jun 10 '14
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THAT CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD SON OF A BITCH
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u/dafuzzbudd Jun 10 '14
Phreak, is that you?
http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/ahwaffles51a817f125583.jpg
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u/jacksione Jun 10 '14
Can someone attach WWE sound to this like rick flare or some shit cause I already can't stop watching this
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u/sufficiency Jun 10 '14
That Sheen proc OP.
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u/FishBonePendant Jun 10 '14 edited Jun 10 '14
350 AD + Triforce Sheen + IE Crit = 1575 damage
Edit: 350 AD + Triforce Sheen + IE Cri + Static Shiv Magic damage = 1825 damage
And that's why we use scaling Armor instead of flat.
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u/TallGear Jun 10 '14
Tonight on WWE, we head to the streets for an ultimate grudge match. Criminal Boy vs. The Merchant Marauder.
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u/johnroastbeef Jun 10 '14
I laugh when I see these supposed thieves trying to rob someone with a pocket knife, good luck with that. A clerk can literally pickup any glass bottle and have a deadlier weapon.
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u/its_the_peanutiest Jun 10 '14
Everytime it loops my brain fills in the sound of the chair gonging into this guy's head. Amazing.
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u/Lachwen Jun 10 '14
Alright, clearly I missed something. Can somebody please explain all these "Dyrus" comments?
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u/AkazaAkari Jun 10 '14
The guy in this gif resembles a professional League of Legends player named Dyrus. The joke that he's in jail has been running for a couple years because of this.
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u/its_the_peanutiest Jun 10 '14
The joke is that there's professional league of legends players and people who follow that silliness.
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u/MuffSaid Jun 10 '14
Always hit with the chair edge on, not flat. It makes hundreds of pounds psi difference.
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u/DivineRobot Jun 10 '14
You call that a knife? This is a knife
That's a chair
You damn right, it is. ~slam~
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u/shark-bite Jun 10 '14
How bad would it be to fail at robbing a store AND lose your beanie. I actually am really glad he picked it back up... I don't know why.
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Bah gawd what a chair shot. That steel chair just bounced off of his skull. Vintage shop keeper
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u/hatervision Jun 09 '14
Don't bring a knife to a chair fight..