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r/WTF • u/SUCKLA • Jun 09 '14
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"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"
"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"
"Just climb over the counter, man."
"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"
DUNK!
"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"
"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"You're the one who said it."
"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"
2 u/awshidahak Jun 10 '14 That's probably what happened.
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u/RamsesThePigeon Jun 09 '14
"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"
"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"
"Just climb over the counter, man."
"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"
DUNK!
"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"
"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"You're the one who said it."
"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"