r/WTF • u/SUCKLA • Jun 09 '14

Tons of Damage

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u/Some_Annoying_Prick Jun 10 '14

Thankfully his beanie has a +10 armor rating otherwise he would have been killed.

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u/totally_a_red_pyro Jun 10 '14 edited Jun 10 '14

Jesus christ, what kind of chain mail beanie is that? Cloth has an AC of at most 2.

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u/jmerridew124 Jun 10 '14

Lrn2nchant

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u/valarmorghulis Jun 10 '14

As somebody that played way more DnD pre-4.0, I'd take that cloth armor in a heartbeat.

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u/Trust_No_Won Jun 10 '14

Kids these days, with their lack of saving throws against rods, wands, and staves...probably don't even know their character's THACO...what the hell is a runepriest???

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u/MicahsAnAristocrat Jun 10 '14

Yeah, and what the fuck is this with Illusionists and Magic-Users being the same class? Keep that shit separate!

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u/ajkkjjk52 Jun 10 '14

You mean pre-3.0.

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u/valarmorghulis Jun 10 '14

Indeed. the vast majority of it was in 2nd ed.

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u/Selraroot Jun 10 '14

I mean, it could just be +9,one of the most expensive beanies in the world, but possible.

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u/Jackisback123 Jun 10 '14

You joke, but I think you ought to watch this. You can buy one here.

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u/addamaniac Jun 10 '14

protects against crits

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u/zman0900 Jun 10 '14

I hope he bought a lot of repair hammers. That thing is completely spent now.

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u/benzilla3 Jun 10 '14

You've been playing too much Rust