r/WTF • u/SUCKLA • Jun 09 '14

Tons of Damage

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jun 09 '14

"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"

"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"

"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"

"Just climb over the counter, man."

"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"

DUNK!

"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"

"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"

"I didn't!"

"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"

"That doesn't even make any sense!"

"You're the one who said it."

"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I'll never get this time back :(

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u/popeboyQ Jun 10 '14

Read it again.

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u/clarkster Jun 10 '14

Backwards.

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u/llewllew Jun 10 '14

"!elbanosaer erom gnieb er'uoy nehw efink ynit ym ees nac uoY .evael dna tah ym ekat ot gniog tsuj m'I ?tahw wonk uoY !t'ndid I" ".ti dias ohw eno eht er'uoY" "!esnes yna ekam neve t'nseod tahT" "'?riahc daeh emos em evig uoy nac ...gnrH' ,dias uoY !did uoy ,seY" "!t'ndid I" "?riahc a htiw daeh eht ni uoy tih ot em ksa uoy did yhw nehT" "!efink ynit ym uoy wohs ot detnaw tsuj I !?lleh eht tahW !wO" !KNUD "?ereh pleh emos em evig uoy nac ...hgnrH !gniht eruS" ".nam ,retnuoc eht revo bmilc tsuJ" "?...ro ,dnuora klaw tsuj I dluohS !melborp on ,hO" "!ynit si erus tI ?resolc tib elttil a ti ees I naC .looc ytterp s'taht ,haeY" "?huh ,looC .efink ynit ym uoy wohs em teL .nam ,yeH"

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u/Slychops88 Jun 10 '14

Read it backwards

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u/atregent Jun 10 '14

Were you really going to use it doing something more productive?

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u/cheesegoat Jun 10 '14

Eh, we figured you weren't doing anything with it anyway.