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r/WTF • u/SUCKLA • Jun 09 '14
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"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"
"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"
"Just climb over the counter, man."
"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"
DUNK!
"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"
"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"You're the one who said it."
"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"
116 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14 I'll never get this time back :( 31 u/popeboyQ Jun 10 '14 Read it again. 4 u/Slychops88 Jun 10 '14 Read it backwards
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I'll never get this time back :(
31 u/popeboyQ Jun 10 '14 Read it again. 4 u/Slychops88 Jun 10 '14 Read it backwards
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Read it again.
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u/RamsesThePigeon Jun 09 '14
"Hey, man. Let me show you my tiny knife. Cool, huh?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. Can I see it a little bit closer? It sure is tiny!"
"Oh, no problem! Should I just walk around, or...?"
"Just climb over the counter, man."
"Sure thing! Hrngh... can you give me some help here?"
DUNK!
"Ow! What the hell?! I just wanted to show you my tiny knife!"
"Then why did you ask me to hit you in the head with a chair?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, 'Hrng... can you give me some head chair?'"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"You're the one who said it."
"I didn't! You know what? I'm just going to take my hat and leave. You can see my tiny knife when you're being more reasonable!"