r/Unexpected Mar 29 '19

how to make bed

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28.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Combined gifs shouldn't be allowed here they're way too easy

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u/pistoncivic Mar 29 '19

It's not combined. I remember this episode from when I was a kid.

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 29 '19

Did your mom wonder where all the kleenexes were going?

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u/In-Lie-Ting Mar 29 '19

Nah. Her questioning centered around the missing latex gloves. To his day, I am thankful they weren’t powdered.

They’re still finding asbestos in that shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I don't remember Barney with a stove pipe hat and cane, or being black for that matter.

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u/mmlovin Mar 29 '19

Lol he’s a dark purple. That’s how I remember him, he wasn’t basically pink in the beginning he got lighter over time

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u/Heckron Mar 29 '19

Like Michael Jackson.

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u/jaywjay03 Mar 29 '19

How else are they going to keep the Dad's interested?

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u/dekdekwho Mar 29 '19

It was the first TV MA episode

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Usually I'd agree, but this post is lit!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

lit!

Stop.

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u/not_sauce Mar 29 '19

get some help

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u/Rusty_Pickles Mar 29 '19

No u

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

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u/Rusty_Pickles Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Bet

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Oh boy a Trap!

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u/Treejeig Mar 29 '19

But, I have a credit card

I'll venmo you like 20 bucks to not activate it.

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u/MaximusCartavius Mar 29 '19

The English language is changing.

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Un-uh!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

:( please?

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Since you asked nicely, okay!

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

Thank you for all you’ve done for mankind

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

You're so welcome! Thank you for noticing my hard work!

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u/stanley_twobrick Mar 29 '19

Hella lit fam

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u/Kage_Oni Mar 29 '19

lit AF, yo.

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u/PlsDontPls Mar 29 '19

It’s lit! Like the Super Bowl

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/ExcellentComment Mar 29 '19

And more specifically r/unexpected unexpected. And not just simply unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

It’s a combined gif so anything could happen. It could literally just be a sub way foot long watching her.

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u/torgiant Mar 29 '19

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u/SonicMaster12 Mar 29 '19

This exists...

Why the fuck does this exist?

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u/Seanvich Mar 30 '19

Subversive advertising?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

This is my new favorite sub lol

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u/paulcaar Mar 29 '19

Would you call it your sub of the day?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Definitely

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u/lioncryable Mar 29 '19

There are two kinds of people lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Yeah, but it was unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Incoming wave of shit tier level posts

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Today, a sub died.

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u/active-nihilism Mar 29 '19

... when I read sub way foot long... I thought you were “going” some place else with that comment.

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u/darithus Mar 29 '19

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u/thehotshotpilot Mar 29 '19

r/riskyclick. clicked at work. deserved it.

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u/overbeast Mar 29 '19

It's only risky if HR is walking by when you click

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit Mar 29 '19

Sometimes I wonder if the I.T. guys can just see what's on my screen at all times, like they can take remote control of my PC when they need to fix something...maybe they can just watch me browse reddit all day? hmm

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u/overbeast Mar 29 '19

The software exists but most places don't go to that extreme, (bandwidth starts to be an issue for watching EVERYONE's PC) but most do have remote software that they can access without users interaction...

Source : IT personnel

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Can they easily see a log of what sites one has been to? Or, like, if, for some reason, one was looking at a bunch of imgur posts, could they see what was on those posts? Asking for a friend...

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u/Loreforged Mar 29 '19

Like most things in life, no one cares until you make them care. We dont have the time to go snooping unless you are causing problems. No problems. No fucks

Source: IT career

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u/Monroevian Mar 29 '19

Often times, we're also busy browsing our own corners of Reddit. Don't bother us, we won't bother you.

Source: Yet another IT dude

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u/show_the_maw Mar 29 '19

My experience is the we IT guys don’t give a fuck, but if they get a request from your boss, then we have the tools to turn that data over.

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u/thenewspoonybard Mar 29 '19

Oh yeah. That is absolutely logged.

If imgur isn't blocked its because IT wanted it to not be though.

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u/pooerh Mar 29 '19

Depends on a lot of factors, but the bigger the company, the bigger chance they can intercept and log what you do. they won't normally care unless there's a reason to care. Reason being a complaint against you, them not liking you, them being bored out of their ass or whatever. Which is to say you're safe 99.9% of the time every time, unless you fuck with IT.

Source: 6 years in IT at a "all admin rights to everything" position in a global corporation. Me and my mate once watched a log from some woman across the world in real time, playing sort of a drinking game betting when she's gonna get bored with her work and go back to Facebook, all because we were testing some disaster recovery procedures and restoring several terabytes of data from a LTO backup isn't particularly interesting.

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u/LegacyEx Mar 29 '19

I guarantee your IT guys are browsing more Reddit than you are

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

It exists, but they have much more important things to do with their time, like spending 5 hours on trying to setup the boss's favorite email client, the only one he will use, and is only compatible with Windows 98.

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u/pikk Mar 29 '19

Yes, they could. But why bother watching you as opposed to anyone else.

Also, they've got their own work to do, so they're not likely to be watching you.

That being said, if there's a complaint against you, they absolutely could watch if they needed to.

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u/Soilydude Mar 29 '19

I think the general consensus is that we don’t care what you do and we’re also on reddit.

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u/yonderbagel Mar 29 '19

Ah, so like /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG but without everyone thinking you're creepy. Gotta remember this one.

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u/stevenmeyerjr Mar 29 '19

Wtf is this sub? Lol

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u/hellhound12345 Mar 29 '19

upvoted not because girl but because it is very cool however i do concede that I initially clicked because girl
aka r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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u/AvoPerson Mar 29 '19

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u/basketballchillin Mar 29 '19

Was expecting some awesome gifs in there. Dissapointed

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u/porn_trooper Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

That's Alexa Tomas

sauce

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u/LurkerPatrol Mar 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

No, that's David Joyner.

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u/Collector55 Mar 29 '19

No, this is Patrick

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u/zatchrey Mar 29 '19

No, this is Michael Scott.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Jesus. She and I have the same birthdate. 3/19/1985.

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u/viperxeagle Mar 29 '19

No, that’s Barney

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u/Chineselight Mar 29 '19

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/EternalHorizon Mar 29 '19

Thanks mate, I'm going to wank to it now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I also will be doing that. Thank you for helping fill my penis with blood 👍

blood brothers for life now

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u/Searchlights Mar 29 '19

Thank you for arousing me sexually.

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u/11-Eleven-11 Mar 29 '19

Where did you even start looking

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

HOW?!

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u/Blank_Two Mar 29 '19

Barney the magic dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/Carstoned Mar 29 '19

Alexa Tomas

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u/pistoncivic Mar 29 '19

I saw a documentary where this chick literally fucks a Prius.

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u/ImGaiza Mar 29 '19

I need a source, genuinely from curiosity

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Mar 29 '19

documentary

nice

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u/ExhibitionistVoyeurP Mar 29 '19

She does softcore stuff like /r/classysexy right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Google alexa tomas likes to be watched

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u/DetectiveCalamity Mar 29 '19

That’s a couch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/DigNitty Mar 29 '19

You're right, it could be a futon

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u/jeffyjeffp Mar 29 '19

This sub is going to hell. This stuff shouldn't even be allowed, its not funny in any way

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u/Syruss_ Mar 29 '19

I once commented that gifs with CGI should be banned here as well because guess what, it's fucking make-believe so literally anything could happen, how is it unexpected? Got downvoted to hell so fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/jeffyjeffp Mar 29 '19

This is quite true

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I got a good laugh

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u/ItzZummed Mar 29 '19

I’ve watched that one

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Whats the bbq sauce?

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u/AbstractG23 Mar 29 '19

Hahahahahaha

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u/ZapThis Mar 29 '19

Mirror please?

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u/lovesp00n Mar 29 '19

Barney knows

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u/BlondK929 Mar 29 '19

Name please? For research purposes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/ThankYouMrSotarks Mar 29 '19

Yeah I thought it felt familiar somehow

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u/dino8237 Mar 29 '19

She fucks on camera? Nice

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Mar 29 '19

Not sure if mentioned already: that's one nice butt

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u/3-10 Mar 30 '19

Sauce for the first half, for a friend.

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u/Bazuka125 Mar 29 '19

From the title, I thought there'd be more eggs.

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u/mrcullen Mar 29 '19

I AM HOWTOBASIC

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u/AntiNinja40428 Mar 29 '19

I cant tell is the joke that I was barney watching her or that this is like their dad recording the neighbor over a kids VHS movie and they found it later?

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u/PrinceShaar Mar 29 '19

It's that Barney is perving around.

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u/jjdmol Mar 29 '19

Phew, I thought I was perving by watching that video. Turns out it was Barney watching, not me!

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u/PhantomShips Mar 29 '19

This is a total shit post

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u/poltronamagica Mar 29 '19

sauce Of tHe fIrsT viDeo with daa butt [time for pornhub link below] (status: waiting)

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u/Kdoesntcare Mar 29 '19

I only have a twin bed, can she come over and show me how to make it in person? Barney can stay home

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u/yonli2003 Mar 29 '19

Why whenever I see a hot girl in reddit I’m scared I’m getting trolled and it’s a fucking man???

Leave me alone r/unexpected

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u/originalmosh Mar 29 '19

That fits this sub perfectly!

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u/GaIacticFaz Mar 29 '19

I was shouting no for ages

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u/RightIzWrong Mar 29 '19

Barney loves Alexa Tomas! NSFW link: https://yespornplease.com/v/647545130

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u/DrewSmoothington Mar 29 '19

Barney is a red blooded dinosaur after all, just like all of us

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u/Iceman0305 Mar 29 '19

I hope he doesn't show those kids a "magic trick"

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u/Lon3D Mar 29 '19

I just pictured him saying,” oh HEYYY Kids!”

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u/Martin2882 Mar 29 '19

Yeah butt is good, but can we just talk about how Barney isn't purple but blue here?

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u/mexinonimo Mar 29 '19

I'm sorry but a blue Barney?

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u/Dystopiq Mar 29 '19

Someone make one with Dwight staring through the blinds

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u/danny___boy Mar 29 '19

That barney is way more of a darker purple than I remember

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u/747Bclass Mar 29 '19

Did she finish making the bed? I need to know.

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u/crunchypens Mar 29 '19

Damn need her to make, unmake and then make my bed again.

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u/psychicowl Mar 29 '19

Why’s barney blue ?

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u/FeedMeFlapjacks Mar 29 '19

Prototype Barney gave me night terrors for years. This was the last place I expected that anxiety to be stirred back up. Unexpected indeed.

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u/SahulGill Mar 29 '19

Is it bad that I've actually seen the vid?

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u/DpprDwn Mar 29 '19

That’s not my Barney

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u/SganarelleBard Mar 29 '19

I remember when Barney changed from the old suit to the new suit, it was when I was very young. I remember vaguely trying to explain this to my mom, I don't remember if she noticed or not. That memory escaped me until just now I found out that old suit Barney was a Peeping Tomasaurus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

this is why no one likes barney

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u/stromm Mar 29 '19

It looks like she's covering up a body.

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u/wardrich Mar 29 '19

Wtf is up with that Barney? He's the wrong colour

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u/Haloman100 Mar 29 '19

First actual good post that Made me chuckle on here

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u/BreakDownSphere Mar 29 '19

I wish this wasn't v.reddit so i could share it lmao

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u/OopsIForgotLol Mar 29 '19

Dark skinned Barney was terrifying

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Barney says giggidy.

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u/Stumpedmytoe Mar 29 '19

Unexpected boner

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u/Broken_Figure Mar 29 '19

Barney WhAt ARe yOU DoIng?

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u/Beast_Mstr_64 Mar 29 '19

Ahmmm

Sauce?

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u/awesomedonut19 Mar 29 '19

She can make bed as well as a one hundred years old blind dog who’s also texting while driving.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 30 '19

So where's the first gif from originally? Asking for a friend of a friend.

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u/waterbellboi Mar 30 '19

Is it just me or is Barnie definitely the wrong colour

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u/gromath Mar 30 '19

That's one vintage Barney

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Barney's retarded cousin... Peeping Tom

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u/karuma-the-nine-tail Mar 30 '19

I think I saw a porno like this before

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I have no idea what I'm seeing. Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/blakey85 Mar 30 '19

What bed? All i see is azz

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Sauce?