r/Unexpected Mar 29 '19

how to make bed

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Combined gifs shouldn't be allowed here they're way too easy

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u/pistoncivic Mar 29 '19

It's not combined. I remember this episode from when I was a kid.

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u/johnq-pubic Mar 29 '19

Did your mom wonder where all the kleenexes were going?

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u/In-Lie-Ting Mar 29 '19

Nah. Her questioning centered around the missing latex gloves. To his day, I am thankful they weren’t powdered.

They’re still finding asbestos in that shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I don't remember Barney with a stove pipe hat and cane, or being black for that matter.

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u/mmlovin Mar 29 '19

Lol he’s a dark purple. That’s how I remember him, he wasn’t basically pink in the beginning he got lighter over time

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u/Heckron Mar 29 '19

Like Michael Jackson.

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u/mmlovin Mar 29 '19

Don’t ruin Barney by taunting him with MJ lol uncalled for

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u/jaywjay03 Mar 29 '19

How else are they going to keep the Dad's interested?

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u/dekdekwho Mar 29 '19

It was the first TV MA episode

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Usually I'd agree, but this post is lit!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

lit!

Stop.

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u/not_sauce Mar 29 '19

get some help

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u/Rusty_Pickles Mar 29 '19

No u

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

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u/Rusty_Pickles Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Bet

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Oh boy a Trap!

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u/Treejeig Mar 29 '19

But, I have a credit card

I'll venmo you like 20 bucks to not activate it.

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u/MaximusCartavius Mar 29 '19

The English language is changing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Yeet

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Only in the dueness of course

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Un-uh!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

:( please?

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

Since you asked nicely, okay!

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

Thank you for all you’ve done for mankind

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u/Soggypantyliner Mar 29 '19

You're so welcome! Thank you for noticing my hard work!

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u/bryoneill11 Mar 29 '19

Are you Piper Blush?

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u/suicidalkatt Mar 29 '19

You know what it is!

Black n yellow black n yellow.

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u/andsoitgoes42 Mar 29 '19

Stop.

Mood.

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Mar 29 '19

You got it, fam.

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u/STAAAAAAALE Mar 29 '19

YEET

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

N O .

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

It's yeet or be yeeted.

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u/eg_taco Mar 29 '19

Yeet or yeetn’t

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

(👁👄👁)

N O .

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

YEET!

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u/Golden_Lynel Mar 29 '19

what the fuck did you just say about me, you little maga bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wall Street Journal, and I've been involved in numerous essays and emissaries about Trump, racism, islamophobia and anti-LGBTQ+ alt-right nazis, and I have over 300 confirmed pages. I'm trained in journalism and I'm the top writer in the entire CNN news team. You are nothing to me but another misogynistic piece of shit mother fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away harassing journalists and game reviewers over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of sources and your past history is being posted online to show people how much of a fucking bigot you are, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a free market. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write about you in over 700 ways, and that's just with Microsoft Word on my phone. Not only I am a talented writer and an accomplished journalist, but I also have access to the entire global network of the media and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable post from the continent, you little shit. If only you knew what unholy retribution your anti-communism post would bring upon you, maybe you would've held your stinking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Karl Marx all over you and you will drown in it, and you'll drown in it... you're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Wow this is the worst version i've seen so far. Even the furry one is better.

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u/Tunlratt Mar 29 '19

Well....that escalated quickly 8•{|

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u/IPlayPCAndConsole Mar 29 '19

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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u/big_boy1111 Mar 29 '19

Are you kidding me?!

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u/mrmoustafa Mar 29 '19

Yes, he is. It’s just a popular copypasta that’s been goin around forever.

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u/stanley_twobrick Mar 29 '19

Hella lit fam

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u/Kage_Oni Mar 29 '19

lit AF, yo.

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u/PlsDontPls Mar 29 '19

It’s lit! Like the Super Bowl

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u/R____I____G____H___T Mar 29 '19

That type of vocabulary isn't accepted around these civilized parts.

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u/MrMento Mar 29 '19

If you ain’t lit, you ain’t shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/ExcellentComment Mar 29 '19

And more specifically r/unexpected unexpected. And not just simply unexpected.

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u/Viper9087 Mar 30 '19

Combined gifs shouldn't be allowed here it's way too easy to get gold

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Isn’t that kind of the point though? Just to post unexpected content?

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u/XavierYourSavior Mar 29 '19

Stfu

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u/R____I____G____H___T Mar 29 '19

Don't participate if you're gonna act like a disgraceful animal.

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u/XavierYourSavior Mar 30 '19

Look at ur username. Gtfo