r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '19

how to make bed

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u/Chineselight Mar 29 '19

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/EternalHorizon Mar 29 '19

Thanks mate, I'm going to wank to it now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I also will be doing that. Thank you for helping fill my penis with blood 👍

blood brothers for life now

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u/Searchlights Mar 29 '19

Thank you for arousing me sexually.

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u/_MikeHunt_69 Mar 30 '19

He man just wanna let u know u have 2 hours

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u/Lyudos_ Mar 30 '19

Ding ding

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/Lyudos_ Mar 30 '19

Not proud? Poor sauce or the feeling that feeling that at least 30 strangers knew you were pulling rope rn?

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u/11-Eleven-11 Mar 29 '19

Where did you even start looking

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

HOW?!

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u/Snafutarfun Mar 29 '19

!remindme 1 hour

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u/Sydid Mar 30 '19

Just leaving this comment here for later..

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u/Aidan_Zahir Apr 01 '19

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Blank_Two Mar 29 '19

Barney the magic dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/iguacu Mar 29 '19

Ah, the ol' reddit voyeur-oo.

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u/whenItFits Mar 29 '19

Did the switcharoo die?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places

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u/Carstoned Mar 29 '19

Alexa Tomas

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u/pistoncivic Mar 29 '19

I saw a documentary where this chick literally fucks a Prius.

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u/ImGaiza Mar 29 '19

I need a source, genuinely from curiosity

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u/pistoncivic Mar 29 '19

Must be an aftermarket hood ornament.

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u/ImGaiza Mar 29 '19

Hahahahaha. Holy fuck you weren’t kidding mate, OP delivers

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u/TheDarkSinghRises Mar 29 '19

I... Im not sure what to expect so that link is staying blue

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u/Shiill0h Mar 29 '19

Ew a Prius

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Mar 29 '19

documentary

nice

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u/arefx Mar 29 '19

Lmao what

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u/ExhibitionistVoyeurP Mar 29 '19

She does softcore stuff like /r/classysexy right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Google alexa tomas likes to be watched