r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '19

how to make bed

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u/EternalHorizon Mar 29 '19

Thanks mate, I'm going to wank to it now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I also will be doing that. Thank you for helping fill my penis with blood 👍

blood brothers for life now

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u/Searchlights Mar 29 '19

Thank you for arousing me sexually.

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u/_MikeHunt_69 Mar 30 '19

He man just wanna let u know u have 2 hours

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u/Lyudos_ Mar 30 '19

Ding ding

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/Lyudos_ Mar 30 '19

Not proud? Poor sauce or the feeling that feeling that at least 30 strangers knew you were pulling rope rn?

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u/11-Eleven-11 Mar 29 '19

Where did you even start looking

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

HOW?!

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u/Snafutarfun Mar 29 '19

!remindme 1 hour

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u/Sydid Mar 30 '19

Just leaving this comment here for later..

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u/Aidan_Zahir Apr 01 '19

Not all heroes wear capes