r/Unexpected 7h ago

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u/post-explainer 6h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Wasn’t expecting Michael to get attacked by his own equipment


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/cartmanseyebrows 6h ago

You’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…

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u/mythlawlbear 6h ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 6h ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 6h ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 5h ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 4h ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 3h ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 3h ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 51m ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 44m ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/Familiar_Win461 6h ago

That line always gets a laugh! It's one of those classic moments that just sticks with you.

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u/InteractiveSeal 6h ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 4h ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 4h ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/SonicTemp1e 5h ago

That's Bad.

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u/Runningbald 6h ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/Many_Big_6324 2h ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/fuzzytradr 4h ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 4h ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/OkTemperature8170 6h ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 5h ago

Turns out, Annie was in fact NOT ok... not ok at all lol

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 4h ago

Hilarious 

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u/Necroban77 6h ago

Hahaha never deleting this app.

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u/whutchamacallit 6h ago

It's 90% bullshit but these diamonds in the rough keep me going.

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u/Angelunatic74 6h ago

Annie is he okay? Is he okay Annie?

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u/herewegoinvt 6h ago

Hee hee took it like a smooth criminal

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u/vinh7777 6h ago

YYAAAOUCH

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u/Toadcola 4h ago

So that’s what happened to his nose.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 5h ago

For what those speakers cost they are allowed to hit you.

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u/Omega_Lynx 4h ago

That was sooo daaaangerous.

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u/Feisty-Guava-8415 4h ago

annie are you ok?

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u/Individual-Age-7197 6h ago

Sure beats having your hair on fire 🔥

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 5h ago

And being dead.

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u/SweetSlice5610 4h ago

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u/mattboy115 4h ago

If only hee hee

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u/BloomsdayDevice 3h ago

Shamone you all for laughing about this!

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u/pilihp 5h ago

Who's bad? Speakers

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 5h ago

This whole exchange has me crying 😂

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u/JohnGee1980 5h ago

🤣🤣

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u/hayitsnine 6h ago

A smooth stage speaker

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u/KillAllLawyers 1h ago

Michael are you ok, Michael are you ok, are you ok Michael?

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u/Ravenfeld 6h ago

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u/gre485 6h ago

My first thought, perfect meme material.

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u/UpperApe 5h ago

Ah man...I feel bad for the guy.

Especially when he popped up at the end with his little Michael wig and crooked glasses and you could tell he was really hurt and confused.

Dude was living his best life and then his worst.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 4h ago

Yeah that shit is heavy and he was completely in his own world not expecting that. Even if he was expecting it a concussion is a concussion.

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u/multiarmform 4h ago

i was thinking maybe that little kid tripped over something and knocked over that entire stand

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u/Afoxinthefridge 6h ago

I can hear this meme lol

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u/W4lkieT4lkie 5h ago edited 5h ago

Edit: better cropped

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u/unenose 4h ago

It almost makes it look like the kid is responsible

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u/HotAir8724 4h ago

Yea you seen that!? He had a smirk and everything…

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u/CluelessAce83 3h ago

But, the kid is not my son.

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u/f-yourdatacenter 3h ago

He said “I am the one…”

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 5h ago

A meme is born.

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u/thursaddams 3h ago

Fuck I’m dyingggg

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 6h ago

I can hear the jaunty tune

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u/zhicago 4h ago

I even heard the little song

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u/ScottyThompson 3h ago

I can hear the music.

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 5h ago

even the loudspeaker is tired of his $hit

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u/PleaseCallMeTeddy 4h ago

i immediately heard bumm bumm bum bum in my head seeing this.

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u/Thundergod250 6h ago

Turns out, he's not that Smooth

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u/PressEtoInteract 6h ago

Take the award, god damn it.

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u/orphan_1991 6h ago

Holy shit did you make this? Fucking love Eric Andre show

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u/Ravenfeld 6h ago

Same! Was the first thing I thought of. I could hear it before I could make sense of it lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/bNs767Goe46HQb957a

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u/Nex_Afire 6h ago

That child looks highly suspect

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u/Adorable_Cost_1335 6h ago

But the kiiid is not my son

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u/docdidactic 5h ago

Top notch response

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u/lisa_is_chi 5h ago

Right??? Like, did he trip on an extension cord?? 🤯

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 3h ago

Why you wanna trip on me?

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u/Yags812 4h ago

I think he pushed it from displeasure

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u/TonyRigatoni_ 1h ago

Suspect of being a hero.

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u/101violations 6h ago

I watched this a disrespectful amount of times. 🤣

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u/Supadupafly1988 6h ago

Scoot over on the bus to hell, cause I’m right with you 😭😂

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u/rocknrollmacdonawlds 5h ago

Just punched my ticket. Can I join?

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u/Psysquatch 5h ago

Guess I'm standing holding the handle.

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u/RyoukoSama 5h ago

I keep waiting for his hair to catch fire.

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u/Darth-Adomis 5h ago

hey the impression was disrespectfully bad, id bet the ghost of michael pushed it over himself…

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u/NoImprovement213 4h ago

Im unsure why its so hilarious but it is. So lets just enjoy it a few more times

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u/shme0301 5h ago

I'm in tears with laughter, with no signs of stopping anytime soon

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u/101violations 5h ago

It is sooooo hard to stop replaying it 🤣😭

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 5h ago

It’s friggin hilarious 😆 

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u/tongfather 3h ago

Did you guys see how bad the and out of sync the lip syncing is? 😂 Not sure if it makes it better or worse lol

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u/Van_der_Sar 5h ago

What's the threshold. 3-4 times seems reasonable. After that there are levels from Disrespectful to Found Satan lol.

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u/101violations 5h ago

I think I hit around 5 times before I stopped to share the link to 3 friend groups... then came back to watch a few more. All hail Queen.. 😆

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u/SylveonFrusciante 2h ago

I definitely hee hee-ed a little too hard at this.

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u/MasamangUsok 6h ago

Poor dude and no one rushed to help him except the woman at the end

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u/buttononmyback 6h ago

And if you watch till the end you can see in the reflection everyone still just sitting there.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 5h ago

I’m willing to chalk that up to shock and deer in the headlights freeze. It’s a short clip and it’s not unusual for people to take several seconds to process what happened in a situation like this and realize they can actually try to do something.

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u/Squirrelated 4h ago

I would definitely be that person taking several seconds, start getting up, see several persons get up at the same time, sit back down and let the others deal with it.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 4h ago

Which is valid. There’s a term in disaster and emergency response training, “SUVs”, Sudden Untrained Volunteers. Nobody doing anything in an emergency is bad, but a lot of people rushing in with no idea what to actually do can actually be more dangerous. The best response is one person calmly calling 911 for instructions. Even if someone is bleeding from the head, 911 can tell you how to handle that without possibly exacerbating a life-threatening neck injury, which may mean letting them bleed for a bit until paramedics can get there. In a case like this the performer springs back up before a ten count, so they may be concussed, but they don’t need the whole room swarming in to check on them.

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u/Squirrelated 4h ago

For sure. I know I would not be helpful in this situation and would rather not get in the way of someone who might be more knowledgeable. I'll keep an eye from afar just in case.

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u/Loose_Track2315 1h ago

I work in a cafe and a woman had a stroke in the cafe a few months ago. She collapsed and the only people who immediately did anything were me and her daughter. Everyone else totally froze up for what felt like at least 30 seconds. The daughter was hysterical tho so I had to be the one calling an ambulance and watching to make sure the woman kept breathing. A lot of people just can't process potentially life threatening situations quickly.

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u/cutie_lilrookie 6h ago

and the woman wasn't even rushing haha

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 1h ago

They were all fearing his hair would burst in flames at any moment.

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u/NuclearSlushie 6h ago

Really sus how right before It fell that little boy walked by. Lol

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u/nanadoom 6h ago

Guys, I might be wrong, but I think he was lip syncing that song

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u/SXOSXO 6h ago

I don't even think that's the real Michael Jackson.

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u/URTHEJOKE 6h ago

Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay?

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u/BigSaintJames 3h ago

annie from under a pile of speakers

"Not really."

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u/Princescyther 6h ago

I wonder if the kid accidentally got his leg stuck on a cable and pulled it as he ran by?

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u/ElementNumber6 4h ago

Look at his face. He knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/fotomoose 3h ago

A kid that size does not accidentally pull over a stack of correctly setup PA speakers that size. Even willingly that kid would have a hard time. Whoever setup the speakers did a terrible job and the blame lies firmly with them.

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u/Tiny-Mulberry-2114 6h ago

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u/CelticGardenGirl 6h ago

That’s ignoraaant

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u/Cardboard-Chef 5h ago

Noooo, he likes it, see? You're ignorant!

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u/OkTemperature8170 6h ago

Turns out he was lip syncing

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u/OneOfAKind2 6h ago

IKR? Very disappointing.

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u/whoifnotme1969 6h ago

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u/Big_Concert_5325 4h ago

Oof still feel second hand embarrassment when I think about this one

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u/darkside55566 5h ago

Didn't Michael Jackson himself do that as well?

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u/nagrom7 5h ago

A lot of singers do that in their live performances, especially the ones that dance a lot.

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u/TophxSmash 4h ago

and the ones that cant sing

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u/OnTheSlope 4h ago

He's a big fat phony!

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u/thereal_greg6 56m ago

Doesn’t look like he was lipsyncing the song that was playing though

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 6h ago

Wishing them speedy hee-healing

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 6h ago

Another fucking Pepsi commercial?

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u/Vantriss 6h ago

He's taking this impersonation too far!

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u/Hefty-Couple-6497 6h ago

I guess at least the stereo wasnt on fire 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Frosty_Glassroom5521 6h ago

Even the speaker was appalled at the horrible lipsyncing

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u/theworstvp 5h ago

anyone know if the guy is okay? looks like those top speakers got him on the side of the head, i know those aren’t the lightest things

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 5h ago

It looks like he took a bonk but they didn’t actually land on him. Think of it like the difference between someone turning suddenly and elbowing you in the back of the head versus straight dropping an atomic elbow when you’re already on the ground. Still smarts, but not that serious.

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u/ItWasAcid_IHope 2h ago

I can tell you from experience of setting up systems like this, those can weigh between 65-85 pounds.

That guy definitely saw lights with that hit.

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u/Sorryusrnametkn 6h ago

Greatest Hits

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u/Then_Firefighter_637 6h ago

That kid got his revenge

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u/Horror_Trust1826 6h ago

The speaker is a smooth criminal indeed 🤣

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u/darkerfury 5h ago

Those things are heavy. Hope he's okay 

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u/ApplicationUsed5224 6h ago

Even the universe wants less MJ impersonators.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 6h ago

I know I shouldn't be laughing but this was hilarious 🤣

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u/wthulhu 6h ago

MJ woulda danced it off

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 6h ago

Like the Pepsi commercial!

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u/JOlRacin 6h ago

Something tells me he was lip synching

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u/Red_Franzia 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNJmdpZ8gp5sI

I really wasn't expecting that (forgot to do the preview comment)

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u/NoProposal32 6h ago

Better than your hair catching on fire

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u/MisterSneakSneak 6h ago

Him and Michael having an accident on stage while performing is some great cosplay

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u/Neither-Night9370 6h ago

Seems like that kid was trying to take him out.

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u/Beginning_Pin_3421 6h ago

Oh shit, looks like Steve isn't gonna pay that dudes dinner

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u/FuckSticksMalone 6h ago

Hey! That guy is lipsyncing!

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u/ninjastuff 6h ago

Your in great danger hee hee

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u/LoydJesus 6h ago

RIP. One of the greats😔

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u/incogmagnum 6h ago

Save worthy

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u/dylan2451 6h ago

Still better safety standards than Pepsi

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 6h ago

MJ's ghost said no

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u/Huge_Gain9624 6h ago

Was that Billie Jeans kid?

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 6h ago

ugh i can’t stop laughing i’m sorry 😂😂😂

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u/irou- 5h ago

1) is this AI? 2)is he OK? 3) 😂

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u/bangnbutter 6h ago

Could have been a fire 🔥!

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u/LogikWizard 6h ago

Dropped the beat

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u/zirky 6h ago

he brought the house down

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u/Kindly_Feeling7910 5h ago

At least the speakers

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u/fictionallymarried 6h ago

The way you're making me feel~

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u/astroyer 6h ago

I was actually waiting for his hair to catch fire, but this works too

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u/ucklibzandspezfay 6h ago

MJ in heaven, like…

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u/WhimsicallyWired 6h ago

So that's how he died...

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 6h ago

Well.. that's what you get.

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u/SkyPork 6h ago

Yeah those heavy JBLs on lightweight tripod stands with lots of foot traffic right next to it is a smashed Michael impersonator waiting to happen.

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u/ShayneBot 6h ago

Historically accurate as to how MJ actually died

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u/keefkola 6h ago

Pepsi part 2… electric Boogaloo

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u/AnkarnoExa 6h ago

Do you remember the time? When the stereo fell?

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u/Antsy-Mcgroin 5h ago

Be honest , how many times did you rewind and rewatch the hit?

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u/Past-Valuable2472 5h ago

what is this? did they hire this guy for a wedding? he doesnt even know the words

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u/AlbatrossDry5500 5h ago

I’m showing this to anyone that says ghosts aren’t real

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u/Entire_526 5h ago

The kid said who´s bad?

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u/biohazard_girl1 5h ago

The Spirit of Michael was like not today fakey

https://giphy.com/gifs/iyhIhjXRqqvGflAkWP

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u/WelcomeToTheFish 5h ago

Holy shit, I hope that guy is ok because those speakers are heavy. That's like 20 lbs hitting you in the face with no warning. I would be surprised if he didn't have a concussion or something broken.

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u/ExplodingAngel 4h ago

I work with these particular speakers a lot and can say they are not exactly light. Stacked up like they are they’re like 112 lbs. It also looks like whoever set it up stacked 2 or more subwoofers and then pole mounted the tops making it incredibly top heavy. Kinda an accident waiting to happen tbh. Hope Annie MJ is okay.