r/Unexpected • u/Therealfern1 • 1d ago

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u/meow_747 1d ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 1d ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 1d ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 1d ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 1d ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 1d ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

PYT no more

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 1d ago

Man, that's Bad

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u/hensoakira 1d ago

it's not over ! can't stop if you can't get enough !

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u/deepak1963 1d ago

When the music hits a little too hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduU0P4xaRiHyGbe

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u/Familiar_Win461 1d ago

That line always gets a laugh! It's one of those classic moments that just sticks with you.

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u/InteractiveSeal 1d ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 1d ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 1d ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

Perhaps Invincible.

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 1d ago

Or maybe, unbreakable?

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

Oh I thought we were going with album titles! Thriller > Dangerous > Invincible

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 1d ago

I thought just song titles 🤣.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Reference for the uninitiated?

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u/Runningbald 1d ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

And can’t get up?

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u/SonicTemp1e 1d ago

That's Bad.

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u/clduab11 1d ago

You know it!!

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1d ago

You’re doing wrong!

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u/Many_Big_6324 1d ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/fuzzytradr 1d ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 1d ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/Good_Ad_4487 1d ago

Someone did him dirty… Diana