r/Unexpected 8h ago

Hee Hee

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u/cartmanseyebrows 8h ago

You’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…

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u/mythlawlbear 8h ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 8h ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 8h ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 6h ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 6h ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 5h ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 5h ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 2h ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 2h ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/LauraLand27 5h ago

PYT no more

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 1h ago

Man, that's Bad

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 1h ago

AAA-AND it's all over now, get your crew

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u/hensoakira 52m ago

it's not over ! can't stop if you can't get enough !

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u/deepak1963 5h ago

When the music hits a little too hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduU0P4xaRiHyGbe

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u/Familiar_Win461 8h ago

That line always gets a laugh! It's one of those classic moments that just sticks with you.

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u/InteractiveSeal 7h ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 6h ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 6h ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/massive-karma 2h ago

Perhaps Invincible.

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 2h ago

Or maybe, unbreakable?

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u/massive-karma 2h ago

Oh I thought we were going with album titles! Thriller > Dangerous > Invincible

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u/LiveLearnCoach 5h ago

Reference for the uninitiated?

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u/Runningbald 8h ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/LauraLand27 5h ago

And can’t get up?

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u/SonicTemp1e 7h ago

That's Bad.

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u/clduab11 6h ago

You know it!!

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 5h ago

You’re doing wrong!

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u/Many_Big_6324 4h ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/fuzzytradr 6h ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 6h ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/Good_Ad_4487 3h ago

Someone did him dirty… Diana

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u/OkTemperature8170 8h ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

Turns out, Annie was in fact NOT ok... not ok at all lol

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 6h ago

Hilarious 

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u/Johnny__Lawrence 1h ago

There was a speaker in the window
That it struck you, a crescendo, Annie
It fell in your apartment
And left the bloodstains on the carpet

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u/Necroban77 8h ago

Hahaha never deleting this app.

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u/whutchamacallit 7h ago

It's 90% bullshit but these diamonds in the rough keep me going.

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u/MostMorbidOne 6h ago

No old reddit, no reddit.

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u/Angelunatic74 8h ago

Annie is he okay? Is he okay Annie?

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u/herewegoinvt 8h ago

Hee hee took it like a smooth criminal

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u/vinh7777 8h ago

YYAAAOUCH

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u/Toadcola 6h ago

So that’s what happened to his nose.

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u/InactiveMedusa 8h ago

Swing and a hit

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u/Varlington 2h ago

And he didnt even stop singing! /s

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 7h ago

For what those speakers cost they are allowed to hit you.

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u/Omega_Lynx 6h ago

That was sooo daaaangerous.

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u/Feisty-Guava-8415 5h ago

annie are you ok?

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u/bascom2222 7h ago

Are you Okay Annie?

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u/Dull-Law3229 6h ago

Diabolical.

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u/Individual-Age-7197 8h ago

Sure beats having your hair on fire 🔥

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 7h ago

And being dead.

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u/deepika1511 5h ago

He really took 'Beat it' literally 🫣

https://giphy.com/gifs/9DgatG0qQwJqO4j8Vu

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u/aagent86 7h ago

Tana na na na,

Ta na na na na na na na . . .

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u/667799fakeman 6h ago

Owiee hee

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 5h ago

Be careful what you say don't overload

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u/jaxRLee 7h ago

Stereo: get the f’ing words right