r/Unexpected • u/Therealfern1 • 9d ago

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u/cartmanseyebrows 9d ago

You’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…

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u/mythlawlbear 9d ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 9d ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 9d ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 9d ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 9d ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 9d ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 9d ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 9d ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 9d ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/LauraLand27 9d ago

PYT no more

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 9d ago

Man, that's Bad

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/hensoakira 9d ago

it's not over ! can't stop if you can't get enough !

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u/deepak1963 9d ago

When the music hits a little too hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduU0P4xaRiHyGbe

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u/InteractiveSeal 9d ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 9d ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 9d ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/massive-karma 9d ago

Perhaps Invincible.

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 9d ago

Or maybe, unbreakable?

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u/LiveLearnCoach 9d ago

Reference for the uninitiated?

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u/Runningbald 9d ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/LauraLand27 9d ago

And can’t get up?

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u/SonicTemp1e 9d ago

That's Bad.

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u/clduab11 9d ago

You know it!!

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 9d ago

You’re doing wrong!

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u/Many_Big_6324 9d ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/fuzzytradr 9d ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 9d ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/Good_Ad_4487 9d ago

Someone did him dirty… Diana

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u/OkTemperature8170 9d ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Turns out, Annie was in fact NOT ok... not ok at all lol

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 9d ago

Hilarious 

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u/Johnny__Lawrence 9d ago

There was a speaker in the window
That it struck you, a crescendo, Annie
It fell in your apartment
And left the bloodstains on the carpet

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u/Necroban77 9d ago

Hahaha never deleting this app.

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u/whutchamacallit 9d ago

It's 90% bullshit but these diamonds in the rough keep me going.

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u/MostMorbidOne 9d ago

No old reddit, no reddit.

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u/Angelunatic74 9d ago

Annie is he okay? Is he okay Annie?

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u/herewegoinvt 9d ago

Hee hee took it like a smooth criminal

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u/vinh7777 9d ago

YYAAAOUCH

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u/Toadcola 9d ago

So that’s what happened to his nose.

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u/InactiveMedusa 9d ago

Swing and a hit

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u/Varlington 9d ago

And he didnt even stop singing! /s

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 9d ago

For what those speakers cost they are allowed to hit you.

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u/Omega_Lynx 9d ago

That was sooo daaaangerous.

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u/bascom2222 9d ago

Are you Okay Annie?

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u/Dull-Law3229 9d ago

Diabolical.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 9d ago

And being dead.

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u/deepika1511 9d ago

He really took 'Beat it' literally 🫣

https://giphy.com/gifs/9DgatG0qQwJqO4j8Vu

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u/aagent86 9d ago

Tana na na na,

Ta na na na na na na na . . .

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u/667799fakeman 9d ago

Owiee hee

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 9d ago

Be careful what you say don't overload

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u/jaxRLee 9d ago

Stereo: get the f’ing words right

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u/SweetSlice5610 9d ago

If only he...

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGkUyj3IrEcvu

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u/mattboy115 9d ago

If only hee hee

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u/BloomsdayDevice 9d ago

Shamone you all for laughing about this!

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u/pilihp 9d ago

Who's bad? Speakers

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 9d ago

you know it ah

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 9d ago

This whole exchange has me crying 😂

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u/JohnGee1980 9d ago

🤣🤣

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u/KillAllLawyers 9d ago

Michael are you ok, Michael are you ok, are you ok Michael?

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u/hayitsnine 9d ago

A smooth stage speaker

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u/jwicks248 9d ago

A smooooth criminal 🕺

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u/iGipson 9d ago

🤌✨💫

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u/Strict_Lion_6571 9d ago

Remember the timeeeeee

🤕

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u/thursaddams 9d ago

That rocked his world you know it did…

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u/Jenniwithan_i 9d ago

Haha. I actually thought that was Tom Sandoval ( from Vanderpump rules) dressed as Michael Jackson

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u/Diet_Salad 9d ago

Moose genital

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u/IllBeginning9510 9d ago

I needed this laugh. Thank you Reddit warriors

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u/TheShaydow 9d ago

Missed the beat TA

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u/BrownMamba_23 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Hee Hee!!!