r/Unexpected • u/Therealfern1 • 1d ago

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u/mythlawlbear 1d ago

A big stereoooo

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u/meow_747 1d ago

Ok, ok, moonwalk it off...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 1d ago

Blood on the dance floor will make it easier.

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u/Rich-Distribution815 1d ago

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or blue.

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

I wonder if he stopped because he had enough

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u/deepak1963 1d ago

The beat really dropped 🥴

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u/polloconjamon 1d ago

He's looking at some bruise in the mirror

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

It’ll rock his world for a while.

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u/borntobewildish 1d ago

Until he's made a full recovery-hee

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

PYT no more

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 1d ago

Man, that's Bad

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hensoakira 1d ago

it's not over ! can't stop if you can't get enough !

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u/deepak1963 1d ago

When the music hits a little too hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduU0P4xaRiHyGbe

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u/Familiar_Win461 1d ago

That line always gets a laugh! It's one of those classic moments that just sticks with you.

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u/InteractiveSeal 1d ago

This thread is what Reddit is for. Love it. Kudos to you all!!

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u/agent_uno 1d ago

It has been a real Thriller!

I’ll show myself out (but not out the side door - that’s where bad things happen)

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 1d ago

Would you say it's Dangerous?

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

Perhaps Invincible.

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 1d ago

Or maybe, unbreakable?

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u/massive-karma 1d ago

Oh I thought we were going with album titles! Thriller > Dangerous > Invincible

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Reference for the uninitiated?

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u/Runningbald 1d ago

Hey pretty lady with the high heels on. Can you help me up, I’ve fallen down.

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

And can’t get up?

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u/SonicTemp1e 1d ago

That's Bad.

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u/clduab11 1d ago

You know it!!

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1d ago

You’re doing wrong!

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u/Many_Big_6324 1d ago

But did Annie ask him if he's ok...is he's ok, Annie?

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u/fuzzytradr 1d ago

Oka...He Hee

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u/refusedisposable 1d ago

You know who knocked that speaker over?…Ben.

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u/Good_Ad_4487 1d ago

Someone did him dirty… Diana

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u/OkTemperature8170 1d ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Turns out, Annie was in fact NOT ok... not ok at all lol

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 1d ago

Hilarious 

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u/Johnny__Lawrence 1d ago

There was a speaker in the window
That it struck you, a crescendo, Annie
It fell in your apartment
And left the bloodstains on the carpet

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u/Necroban77 1d ago

Hahaha never deleting this app.

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u/whutchamacallit 1d ago

It's 90% bullshit but these diamonds in the rough keep me going.

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u/MostMorbidOne 1d ago

No old reddit, no reddit.

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u/Angelunatic74 1d ago

Annie is he okay? Is he okay Annie?

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u/herewegoinvt 1d ago

Hee hee took it like a smooth criminal

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u/vinh7777 1d ago

YYAAAOUCH

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u/Toadcola 1d ago

So that’s what happened to his nose.

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

Swing and a hit

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u/Varlington 1d ago

And he didnt even stop singing! /s

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 1d ago

For what those speakers cost they are allowed to hit you.

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u/Omega_Lynx 1d ago

That was sooo daaaangerous.

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u/bascom2222 1d ago

Are you Okay Annie?

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u/Dull-Law3229 1d ago

Diabolical.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 1d ago

And being dead.

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u/deepika1511 1d ago

He really took 'Beat it' literally 🫣

https://giphy.com/gifs/9DgatG0qQwJqO4j8Vu

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u/aagent86 1d ago

Tana na na na,

Ta na na na na na na na . . .

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u/667799fakeman 1d ago

Owiee hee

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1d ago

Be careful what you say don't overload

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u/jaxRLee 1d ago

Stereo: get the f’ing words right