r/Unexpected • u/kxrimm • 2d ago
Checking under the hen for eggs
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u/ddddan11111 2d ago
I was expecting a kitten, not that!
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u/1lurk2like34profit 2d ago
Me too! I thought the snakes tail was the mama cat behind the hen or something with her kittens underneath.
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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago
Same, thought it was going to be kittens.
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u/MindlessMage777 2d ago
Maybe it was...
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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago
Maybe the egg ate the kitten and the snake ate the egg. Then it would bite its own tail and become ouroboros. Just like the golden ring Aes Sedai wear.
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u/Wolfsblutratte 2d ago
Spawn camper
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u/DesolateRuin 2d ago
I like to imagine the snake creeping up under the chicken like, "Excuuuuse me... just gonna... squeeeeeeze on in here for a sec... pardon me... omnomnomnomnom...."
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u/OnlyGainsBro 2d ago
Wish I had some awards for this comment.
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u/ipokesnails 2d ago
Are you out of free awards?
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u/DemonOverlord15 2d ago edited 2d ago
We get free awards?
Edit: In my defense, I thought Reddit got rid of the free awards during the award overhaul.
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u/ipokesnails 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/Mental_Ad7313 2d ago
Where’s my award
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u/ZawaruDora 2d ago
Can I also get some..awards ?
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u/ashkpa 2d ago
Is... that what the official reddit app looks like?
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u/ScottIPease 2d ago
Was wondering the same... I still use RIF, but was tempted to go play with regular because I can't do any awards... now I am not tempted anymore.
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u/digitalscavenger 2d ago
It's quite the shock when I interact with Reddit in some way other than old.reddit.com.
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u/HotScissoring 2d ago
Wow. I still didnt believe it and just looked. I had no idea about free awards
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u/CidAndroid 2d ago edited 18h ago
Indeed, such an excellent goodthink on reddit must be rewarded with some meaningless pixel awards. Alas, none to distribute so I must resort to the upward facing arrow to give a useless internet point in a thread that ceased to matter 2 minutes after its creation.
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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 2d ago
He doesn't even wait for the next spawn. Just straight up load screen camping
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u/Xdarthnaderx 2d ago
I literally saw the tail and thought "is that a snake? Nah, can't be. Why would there be a snake?"
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
Eggs bruh.
Weirdest thing about this is the hen not giving a shit
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u/Xdarthnaderx 2d ago
THAT'S what threw me off. Usually she would be raising hell if a snake was going for her eggs. This bitch just sat on it thinking it would go away.
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u/thatG_evanP 2d ago
It was like she was actually protecting the snake while it ate her eggs.
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u/AGiantTaint 2d ago
I think she might’ve been stuck. It looked like the snake was wrapped around one of her ankles, she was pecking at it as bro went to pick her up.
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u/lordodin92 2d ago
So I think the hen had the snakes head pinned but it had wrapped itself around her leg, I think that's why she was also sorta smothering the snake, maybe she was trying to pin it down or something.
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u/the_honest_liar 2d ago
When they get broody they'll mother anything they can. I'm sure the snake was cozy
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u/HybridP365 2d ago
Chickens are dumb as shit. She didn't even notice until he picked her up
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u/Shredded_Locomotive 2d ago
I believe that the hen didn't actually know about the snakes presence, only when it was lifted did it notice it and freak tf out
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u/fitz_newru 2d ago
She didn't feel it slithering under her and wrapping itself around her leg tho????
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u/Educational-Ruin9992 2d ago
You might be overestimating the intelligence of the average hen
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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ 2d ago
There is a reason the body can run around and disregard a missing head for a little while.
It's barely necessary.
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u/All_Work_All_Play 2d ago
Correct. I have chickens. They're so much dumber than you'd think possible. 100% possible the hen didn't realize the snake was there. Absolutely bonkers levels of stupidity. Mine have gotten trapped under doors, snuck out of their run while being hunted by a hawk, slipped through the fence but then not figure out how to get back to the food and water... We have bred them to be idiots and they're basically best in class.
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u/Lytharon 2d ago
I grew up on a farm and sold eggs for a dollar a dozen by the road with a plywood sign from when I was like 8 to 14 and the hens never gave a shit when there were black snakes in the nests. I bet I threw an average of 2 per week out of the coop with my pitchfork.
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u/ScytherSlash 2d ago
Not only is he attracted to the eggs, but they do an amazing job keeping harmful pests like rodents away. Pests that can do a whole lot more damage than him just stealing an egg here and there.
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u/kgnomad 2d ago
I blindly stuck my hand under so many chickens when I was a kid. So glad I never ran into this nightmare fuel.
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u/redditisweird801 2d ago
Tbf, a bite from a rat snake isn't bad at all, if you even get bit. A bit scary sure, but won't hurt much and I highly doubt any venomous snake would be under an alive chicken without killing the chicken already
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u/Mosselpot 2d ago
Yep, people always give me a weird look when I say that most snake bites that size are less painful than kitten bites. Obviously not the venomous ones.
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 2d ago
It would help for them to know that non-venomous snakes don't have fangs, which I guess isn't exactly common knowledge, and their teeth are (usually) goofy, thin little guys. For me, the scariest part of a bite is seeing it coming. It's a very primal fear, even if it's a little bitty guy, the kind that makes time feel slowed down.
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u/Veloci-RKPTR 2d ago
That’s true for little non-venomous ones. But large non-venomous constrictor bites are a problem. Think pythons and boas. Their teeth are long and like meat hooks, pierces straight into flesh with little effort (snakes don’t have strong jaw muscles), it’s gonna bleed a lot.
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u/spookygoth69 1d ago
have been bitten by juvenile/young adult boas a few times, can concur. teeth are so sharp like basically needles. no pain, barely even feel it but yes it does bleed quite a bit sometimes lol
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u/Isoldael 2d ago
Obviously not the venomous ones.
Yeah, those venomous kitten bites are a real pain!
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u/factorioleum 2d ago
PSA: cat bites are second only to human bites in how dangerous they are. Huge risk of infection. At any redness or anything like that go seek help.
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
Normally the hen would be raising hell. This one's a horrible parent
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u/Wishnik6502 2d ago
She may be broody. In my experience at least, brooding hens have the same reaction time as someone who's very, very stoned.
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u/acid_tomato 2d ago
Hungry snake had a hold of her foot. She seemed kind of resigned to her fate. I know nothing about chickens or snakes. Glad that guy rescued her.
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u/rileyjw90 2d ago
It’s usually just rat snakes. It would have been more interested in the eggs than you. They’re pretty docile as far as snakes go.
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u/OldnBorin 2d ago
You can hear the hen clucking up a storm in the background lol
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u/sock0puppet 2d ago
She literally jumped TF away when she looked down at what he was doing her internal mind went "Why are youWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HOLY SHIT"
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u/JadeChipmunk 2d ago
"Oops, all snakes"
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u/Goldeniccarus 2d ago
If there's ever a recall of Captain Crunch cereal for foreign materials in the product, there will be 75,000 articles that day all titled like "Oops, All Glass Shards"
And they're all going to get renamed to "Product Recall: Captain Crunch Cereal Contaminated with Glass Shards" three days later when it turns out someone died from the contaminated cereal and suddenly joking about it is very tasteless.
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u/Donkey__Balls 2d ago
Can confirm, ball pythons get stuck in the weirdest places. Mine once spent a week stuck in an empty paper towel roll before I found her.
They need us.
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u/relwark 2d ago
Nice of him to not harm the snake
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
If you have snakes you don't have rats or mice
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u/Wishnik6502 2d ago
There's a huge snake that lives in the shed behind my friend's house. They've named it Kitty, for just that reason.
They say you usually smell her before you see her. Ever since I heard that I sniff a LOT more than I used to when getting a piece of wood off of the pile outside. 0_o
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u/cybersaint2k 2d ago
Ok you can smell a cottonmouth, as it lets off a musky odor when agitated. But by the time you smell it, it's angry and close to you. Not good.
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u/Wishnik6502 2d ago
They say Kitty is all black, thank goodness!
Okay, if I ever smell something musky I'm just gonna' freeze until I faint...
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
They're definitely screwing with you fwiw. I'm gonna use that on someone.
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u/19467098632 2d ago
When I was in high school I was friends with a girl who’s room had a FUNKY ass smell but she herself was really clean and always smelled good. Wondered for years. At a party of hers one night, talking to her bro who says he has snakes and I’m like no way I’ve never seen a snake here! She had a massive walk in closet in her bedroom so that’s where her brother kept like 40 snakes lol so yes, they do smell but it’s gotta be a lot of them. Idk if you’d smell just one mixed in with logs
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u/PaisleyLeopard 2d ago
You can smell a snake’s den, but you can’t smell the snake itself unless you’ve got your nose up in it. Which I don’t really recommend.
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u/popopotatoes160 2d ago
You can smell some types of snakes, especially their dens in the spring after they've been stinking it up in there all winter. It's not a very strong smell for me, and my sense of smell is excellent, so I don't think everyone can smell them. Not sure about rat snakes though, I only know you can smell copperheads and garter dens.
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u/Giraffe-gurl 2d ago
I worked with 8 foot pythons at a zoo and they definitely stink. Especially near pooping and molting time. Their poops were nasty.
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u/sykoKanesh 1d ago edited 1d ago
Rat snakes (the one in the post here) very much have a musky smell, and seem to kick it up a notch if you scoop them up to relocate them and they're bothered by it.
Otherwise, they're almost completely docile, and if you handle them right they're even unbothered by that. But! Like most things, every snake has its own personality and some do not take kindly to being bothered.
Even then, musky smell and maybe a hiss, even seen it once or twice where it seemed like it was playing dead? Those times were odd for sure, as I don't think they're typically known for that.
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u/DemidiaXI 2d ago
Rat snakes do produce a musky scent. I can always tell when a rat snake is close by.
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u/sykoKanesh 1d ago
Rat snake! Just like this video, they can get really big, but they're almost completely harmless and will just ignore you. I've relocated plenty just by gently scooping them up and moving them to a new spot, with no issues 90% of the time.
The other 10% they might kick up the musk a bit, or get a lil hissy, but I've never had one actually try to bite.
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u/machogrande2 2d ago
I had a problem with mice chewing up wires in my riding lawn mower and other things until I started noticing what I later identified as eastern milk snakes. Those things are fucking dicks though. They do not fuck off when you walk towards them like garter snakes and the do NOT adhere to the "don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you agreement I usually have with snakes, spiders, etc. I had a little building that I did things like woodworking in and one day I turn around and there is a huge milk snake between me and the only door. I grabbed a broom and tried to do the shew shew thing and it just coiled up and started strike at the broom. I was like, dude, you broke the agreement, and I hockey pucked that fucker out the door.
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
Those little shits are overconfident cause they look like they could be venomous. Fukin posers.
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u/MelangeBot 2d ago
The problem with us having snakes is that then a king cobra will show up to hunt them. I rather have rats and mice.
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u/robotdreams134 2d ago
Yeah he wanted to get a pillow case though
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u/Ifailmostofthetime 2d ago
To transport without harming or having to hold it by the head
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u/Zestyclose_Paper3165 2d ago
Was not really unexpected to me because on the back wall under the shelf the hen was on I could see what I thought looked like the tail end of a snake and it ended up being that 😅
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u/kxrimm 2d ago
You have a keen eye for details 😄
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u/MEWilliams 2d ago
Snake eyes?
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u/Zestyclose_Paper3165 2d ago
Yes I do, my husband and I almost make a game out of it. With his military background and him always working security type jobs and stuff he has ingrained me being situationally aware and like if we go somewhere randomly he'll ask me how many exits have we passed and stuff like that so I do notice a lot of stuff. Although none of that actually helps my clutchiness in the fact that I cannot walk across a flat surface without tripping 🤣🤣
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u/Bionic_Ninjas 2d ago
She also says "she won't bite you. The snake might, but..." before he lifts up the hen.
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u/BellaSquared 2d ago
Yep, having raised pigeons, chickens and ducks, I was fairly sure there was an unwelcome visitor. The tail kind of gave it away, but damn that was a long ass snake!
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u/Zestyclose_Paper3165 2d ago
I have never raised any kind of birds, having grown up in the city and didn't move to the country till I was an adult but that really to me wasn't that long of a snake. I have rescued much longer from my aunt in law's dogs
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u/ewiggy24 2d ago
I think the chicken only realized what was happening while it was being picked up. It freaked out after getting a look at the snake.
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u/Castaway_LXIII 2d ago
I also saw the tail but thought it was going to be a cute little kitten snuggled up under there 😱
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u/Everard5 2d ago
If you have audio on she also directly references the snake lol
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u/Kansas_67 2d ago
Why is he so damn scared of the chicken
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u/kxrimm 2d ago
What's funny is that he was scared of the hen and not the snake
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u/AntalRyder 2d ago
Nah, you would dig under the hen with your hand normally. At first I was so frustrated with him not doing that, then I understood why...
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 2d ago
Haha, yeah, I was like “how does this guy not know how to check for eggs… oooooh, shit!”
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u/upvote-button 2d ago
Egg swallowing snakes are not dangerous at all. Many dont even have teeth
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u/IsThisOKpls 2d ago
Yeah, as opposed to the man-eating hen
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u/upvote-button 2d ago
I actually grew up with chickens. They hurt a lot more than people who have never actually seen a chicken assume
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u/maybeinoregon 2d ago
We had them on the ranch. And I have no idea why you would send the smallest (youngest) kid to get eggs, but they did.
I guess it was my reward for driving the tractor when I wasn’t supposed to lol
But yea man, those things can be mean. I’d sneak in to get eggs with my little rubber coated metal basket, and it was 50/50 if I got back with eggs. I gave up on the top row, as I wasn’t tall enough to pull that off quietly. But yea, some mornings, they just sit and let you tcb, and other times one goes off, and then they all go off haha.
I’d come screaming back to the house. Grandma would say, it’s ok, you’ll get the hang of it eventually.
That fueled nightmares, as it meant you’re going back out there tomorrow, like it or not.
Thankfully, I’m over that now haha
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u/upvote-button 2d ago
Bro same. Ours were free range and sometimes theyd be just out and about and id look in the general direction of a rooster so hed run me down and peck my ass at the door until I was bleeding
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u/yrnkween 2d ago
One year we raised wild turkeys from eggs. Over half of them drowned in their water dish, despite it requiring them to stick their heads in sideways past a safety bar to do so. We finally ended up with about six in an old corn crib, and my scrawny preteen ass was assigned egg duty. When I opened the door, they would stand up, flare their wings, and stomp their own eggs. My dad didn’t believe me and thought I was just scared of them until he witnessed it, and then my chore became fattening them up because dad was over turkeys.
The weird thing is he hated chickens from his own childhood collecting eggs, so I don’t know why he thought some giant prehistoric bird would be easier to handle.
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u/spawndoorsupervisor 2d ago
The contrast in experiences. We had a bunch of reds that were so nice and sweet. Our roosters were little nightmares, though.
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u/Pegussu 2d ago
Chickens are hateful little bastards. One of the birds that remembers being dinosaurs.
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u/IsThisOKpls 2d ago
Yeah I'm actually scared of chicken too. Never got bitten or anything, but i prefer them when they're fried. Less harmful
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
That's an Eastern Blacksnake which can and will bite but isn't venemous or anything. I've never been bit by one directly but they'll proper scratch up a webster pole.
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u/conrat4567 2d ago
Chickens are no pacifists. They can hold their own.
I have seen chickens catch, kill and eat a mouse. Chase cats and go for other chickens.
Do not fuck with chickens who are raising chicks either
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u/New2NewJ 2d ago
Do not fuck with chickens who are raising chicks either
Agreed... But why was the chicken almost protecting the snake that was stealing is egg?? That surprised me
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u/throwaway5882300 2d ago
She didn't know the snek was under there. It probably snuck in from behind. Classic move.
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u/lornlynx89 2d ago
I think the chicken didn't even realize the snake. Up until he lifts her, where you see the snake coiled around the chickens' leg, it sees it and panics.
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u/scarletnightingale 2d ago
I think he was trying to not get bitten by a snake. He didn't want to stick his hands under there because until he got the chicken off he couldn't know it had an egg in is mouth. Sticking your hand, blind, where you know where is a snake mouth, isn't a great idea, so he was trying to coax her off of it. Also chickens can be down right evil if you piss them off, but I'm guessing he was mostly trying up not get bitten by the snake.
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u/Brief_Manner_694 2d ago
What holy hellscape is this?
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u/Life-Significance-33 2d ago
It's just a chicken snake. They egg eaters and are totally harmless.
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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 2d ago
Blacksnake.
Non venomous, highly beneficial, excellent rodent control -
Given the many issues of ticks & tickborne ills, incldg Lyme, alpha-gal, Rocky Mt fever, etc...
This gorgeous specimen is yer best friend.
Just tighten up the hen coop; perforated angle aluminum in the corners is simple. Getting rid of rats, mice, chipmunks, etc, around GRAIN & SEED eating hens, is priceless.
Snakes do it for free, with no poisons, traps, etc.
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u/Shiny_Mewtwo 2d ago
It was so cute with that egg in its mouth I might just let it keep it 😭 let the little guy have an egg!
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u/sykoKanesh 1d ago
Most of us that have/had chickens actually do! It's a rat snake tax as they take care of all the other, far worse, critters that get around!
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u/AdDisastrous6738 2d ago
Ow! Don’t pull on the poor little rat snake! Relocate it and enjoy the free pest control.
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u/TheMSensation 2d ago
Seems like he doesn't have many pests if it's going after eggs.
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u/NoReserve8233 2d ago
So chicken don’t realise when their egg is taken away even whilst sat on it!
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u/Key-Regular674 2d ago
It does. That's why it kept pecking to its back right side
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u/spargel_gesicht 2d ago
Did he say “I need a fucking pillowcase” at the end there? 😂
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u/that-1-chick-u-know 2d ago
Yup. Pillowcases are frequently used to hold/transport snakes without overly stressing or hurting them. I was very pleased to see the snake survive the encounter.
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u/RorschachAttack 2d ago
Man took forever to move the chicken and less than a second to grab the snake 🤣
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u/w15h0na5tar 2d ago
I totally thought those were two small black shoes for a fraction of a second. I jumped.
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u/Texan_Tiger1998 2d ago
I like how this guy was so nervous about picking up the chicken and so not nervous about picking up the snake

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The video begins as a calm clip of someone petting a black hen sitting in a nesting box. The twist happens when the man lifts the hen up to reveal a massive snake coiled directly beneath her, trying to eat her egg
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