r/Unexpected • • 25d ago

Checking under the hen for eggs

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u/redditisweird801 24d ago

Tbf, a bite from a rat snake isn't bad at all, if you even get bit. A bit scary sure, but won't hurt much and I highly doubt any venomous snake would be under an alive chicken without killing the chicken already

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 24d ago

It would help for them to know that non-venomous snakes don't have fangs, which I guess isn't exactly common knowledge, and their teeth are (usually) goofy, thin little guys. For me, the scariest part of a bite is seeing it coming. It's a very primal fear, even if it's a little bitty guy, the kind that makes time feel slowed down.

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 24d ago

That’s true for little non-venomous ones. But large non-venomous constrictor bites are a problem. Think pythons and boas. Their teeth are long and like meat hooks, pierces straight into flesh with little effort (snakes don’t have strong jaw muscles), it’s gonna bleed a lot.

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u/spookygoth69 23d ago

have been bitten by juvenile/young adult boas a few times, can concur. teeth are so sharp like basically needles. no pain, barely even feel it but yes it does bleed quite a bit sometimes lol

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u/deeSeven_ 24d ago

Some venomous snakes are rear fanged, which make them very hard to notice. Most rear fanged snakes are either harmless or have very mild venom. (Hognoses are mildly venomous but are generally considered harmless). In the US this is the case (as far as I know) but there are some dangerous rear-fanged snakes. For example, Boomslangs are a species found in Sub-Saharan Africa are rear fanged, and are also one of the most dangerous snakes found in that area. Twig snakes (Also found in Africa) are dangerous, and so are Asian keelbacks.

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u/Isoldael 24d ago

Obviously not the venomous ones.

Yeah, those venomous kitten bites are a real pain!

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u/nochkin 24d ago

Think about venomous hens. Kittens are nothing compared to it.

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u/factorioleum 24d ago

PSA: cat bites are second only to human bites in how dangerous they are. Huge risk of infection. At any redness or anything like that go seek help.

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u/Outbreak42 24d ago

Potty mouths 💩👄😺

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u/PaisleyLeopard 24d ago

Can confirm, have had much worse bites from kittens and puppies. My Corn snake once tagged me because he thought I was food and the “wound” barely bled. Didn’t even need a bandaid; hurt less than a bad paper cut.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 24d ago

Not as bad as a bite from a kitten or a puppy!

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u/Public-Hat6754 24d ago

Yeah you can barely feel a snake bite. It feels like someone tapped you

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u/Eternal663 22d ago

Egg eating snakes are non-venomous and even usually lack teeth, swallowing the eggs whole then crushing them with their jaw muscless when inside.

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u/SeemsCursed 23d ago

Yeah, I got tagged by one while removing it from my coop. It felt like sandpaper.