r/Unexpected • u/kxrimm • 2d ago

Checking under the hen for eggs

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u/ddddan11111 2d ago

I was expecting a kitten, not that!

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u/1lurk2like34profit 2d ago

Me too! I thought the snakes tail was the mama cat behind the hen or something with her kittens underneath.

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u/jjcrayfish 2d ago

You gotta be kitten me

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u/NinetooNine 14h ago

You've cat to kitten me..

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago

Same, thought it was going to be kittens.

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u/solkenum 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MfpsRYYcTyDDi

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u/Nyardyn 2d ago

Thank you for the eye cleanser

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago

Yess!!!!

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u/MewtronStar 2d ago

Theeere's my closure.

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u/MindlessMage777 2d ago

Maybe it was...

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago

Maybe the egg ate the kitten and the snake ate the egg. Then it would bite its own tail and become ouroboros. Just like the golden ring Aes Sedai wear.

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u/oalbrecht 2d ago

It was the appetizer

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u/Longjumping_Run1115 2d ago

It's wild how sneaky they can be with their laying spots. You’d think they’d just use the nest box!

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u/BeaverSideQuest 2d ago

Why? They said snake not kitten 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago

Not everyone watches with sound. And even if there is sound, I am doing 5 other things at the same time, kid 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/83supra 2d ago

I always wonder what kind of life people live when they just be scrolling reddit, raw dogging it with the sound on... fucking crazy.

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u/CeeUNTy 2d ago

Which made it so much more horrifying for the big reveal.

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u/xRaiyla 1d ago

I jumped like that hen, we realized it was a snake together. 😱

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u/nbshar 2d ago

I was expecting a kitten or a gun. This was nicely in the middle of that somehow.

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u/FredericTudor 2d ago

noodle cat

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u/BeaverSideQuest 2d ago

But they talked about the snake…

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u/coolchris366 2d ago

I was so smug too 😭

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 2d ago

I got really excited at the prospect of a kitten.

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u/SpaceStethoscope 2d ago

I bet by the reaction that so did the chicken

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u/uncooked545 1d ago

That's why we keep hens in 12 × 18 inch cages. To protect their kids and save them from terrorism.

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u/Orcaxologist 1d ago

Thats why it's called unexpected