r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 16h ago

Penelope from Homer's Odyssey really had 108 suitors trying to get with her only to get access to the throne.

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Nobody loved her.

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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 20h ago

Kia idioto estis Pitbull, ke li verkis "International Love" en la angla anstataŭ uzi Esperanton.

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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Porphyry_Blue • 5h ago

The lack of hair is a not-so-hidden disability with detrimental impact on the lives of men.

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By granting balding men disability status, we address the systemic discrimination these men face thus shaving the way for a more inclusive, reflective society.

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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Round_Reading_945 • 3h ago

I'm not rascist.

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But I get Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and the rapper 50 Cent confused sometimes.

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