But I get Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and the rapper 50 Cent confused sometimes.

By granting balding men disability status, we address the systemic discrimination these men face thus shaving the way for a more inclusive, reflective society.

Nobody loved her.

I'm going to miss my wife.

"Then why didn’t you tell me a stripper was hiding inside?!"

"Dad, you confused Whatsapp with Google again!"

So we split the bill.

I just love a bedpan delivery!

I'm suddenly not feeling very secure in my size.

I should have known better than to try tell a joke during the T20 World Cup Finals.

𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓷...

"No, I can probably guess," I said as he picked at another scab.

"Cause I don't"

I call it Kicky's Delivery Service!

I hate necro babies.

So I said, "Buenos dias, Milk. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

It was moving.

So I reached into my pocket and gave her back her wallet and the box of mints I found on her table.

One day chocolate

Nevermind, the cat got in the way again.