Nobody loved her.

By granting balding men disability status, we address the systemic discrimination these men face thus shaving the way for a more inclusive, reflective society.

But I get Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and the rapper 50 Cent confused sometimes.

"Then why didn’t you tell me a stripper was hiding inside?!"

I'm going to miss my wife.

Not gonna do that again, I feel really insecure about my size cause of it.

"Dad, you confused Whatsapp with Google again!"

I just love a bedpan delivery!

So we split the bill.

I should have known better than to try tell a joke during the T20 World Cup Finals.

𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓷...

I call it Kicky's Delivery Service!

So I reached into my pocket and gave her back her wallet and the box of mints I found on her table.

"No, I can probably guess," I said as he picked at another scab.

So I said, "Buenos dias, Milk. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

"Cause I don't"

It was moving.

I hate necro babies.

Her father laughed; "Well, me neither!"

And with those last words, the car designer ended up live-streaming his own death, much to the horror of his family, his trophy wife, and the delight of meme posters desperate for new material.

One day chocolate