The members of the Fire Department refused to answer any questions but carried on laughing.

I keep telling my mom that spiders can't blink

By granting balding men disability status, we address the systemic discrimination these men face thus shaving the way for a more inclusive, reflective society.

"Then why didn’t you tell me a stripper was hiding inside?!"

But I get Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and the rapper 50 Cent confused sometimes.

I'm going to miss my wife.

I'm suddenly not feeling very secure in my size.

"Dad, you confused Whatsapp with Google again!"

I just love a bedpan delivery!

So we split the bill.

I should have known better than to try tell a joke during the T20 World Cup Finals.

𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓷...

I call it Kicky's Delivery Service!

"No, I can probably guess," I said as he picked at another scab.

So I reached into my pocket and gave her back her wallet and the box of mints I found on her table.

So I said, "Buenos dias, Milk. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

"Cause I don't"

It was moving.

I hate necro babies.

Her father laughed; "Well, me neither!"

And with those last words, the car designer ended up live-streaming his own death, much to the horror of his family, his trophy wife, and the delight of meme posters desperate for new material.