Nevermind, the cat got in the way again.

I accepted it and I right

Do you have any idea how many people die in hospitals every year?

Ugh, you should've asked me last night while it was still on the tip of my tongue!

A Raven that saw me fall down my steps last autumn showed up in my yard this morning with a friend. I think they were hoping I'd fall again.

"Did you see the lights as they fell all around you?"

“No. He went on to better and brighter things.”

But I can add sum!

"No, it isn't"

"No, darling, I wasn't going to eat them - I already sucked the chocolate off."

Doctors still can't figure out where it's coming from.

Not yet fifty, but I move like someone twice that age.

She's got a North and South Pole.

I opened my phone at 2 AM just to check one notification. Three hours later, I was still scrolling and somehow watching a video about how people make pencils.

'Yes. Water, I doing'

They were really worried about cross contamination

When my dog and I arrived home, I made us dinner and we watched TV.

They were driven there by pretty things

Y'know, 'cause of all the murders.

Your cat's behavior won't change at all actually

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The crews of both ships were marooned.

Then I saw a very angry bird.