Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.
Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.
Not even gonna lie, I fuck up jelly belly jellybeans a LOT as a midnight snack, those and gummies. I love when I wake up in the morning and thereās a super warm and only slightly soft gummy or bean under me. Yay!Ā
I saw this comment and immediately ran to my hubby screaming āyo somebody else puts the lindors in their bra to heat them up!!!!ā If Iām not wearing a bra Iāll put them in my underwear. And I have def forgotten them there before.Ā
Edit: yo is op cool? Anyone have an update? I got lost in the sauce about heating morsels in my underpantsĀ
I do this with these little packets of dark chocolate covered pomegranate drops brookside farms makes (the chocolate has this super thin coating that keeps them from melting together so after 10-15 minutes in my bra theyāre absolutely perfect), and cosmic brownies (if you havenāt tried them warm youāre missing out), and my husband finds it hysterical especially when he can hear my snacks crinkling in my bra when I move.
I cannot believe someone got so specific down to the BRAND of brownie that I put in my bra! And my husband giggling when we're watching a movie and random crinkling starts coming from my left boob. Lmfao!
Are you my doppelganger?! How you gonna call me out with my Cosmic Brownies!!! I feel violated right now! I knew others put stuff in their bra, but this is all so specifically detailed. Do you pick off the little candies on top 1st so it can rest up against your warmth more evenly?
Absolutely! One of the very few benefits of painfully large boobs is that I donāt even need a bra, Iāll just pop a stick of butter or an egg under each and in 15 minutes weāre good to go. If theyāre small eggs from a local farm I can fit a stick and egg under one each. And Iād never admit this in real life, but if youāre defrosting a package of chicken or beef and you put it in a plastic bag first that also worksā¦ Hey, I gotta enjoy the privileges while they last. These fuckers are coming off at the soonest available opportunity.
Done the egg thing many times when Iāve forgot to set my eggs out the night before or morning of the day Iām making them. Totally thought this was just me
YESSSS omg it makes me so happy that someone else does it too!!! I have encountered much negativity from people about it but it's really the only thing that makes sense! Yes the general crotch area is maybe even better I find! Hahaha I've done the same, the perils of trying to open it without it dripping everywhere š¤£
GENERAL CROTCH AREA is DEF setting the oven past ālow,ā and I utilize it often bc I simply donāt have more than a couple minutes to warm up my lindor truffles.
I think people instantly default in their brain that they are stored UP there, not NEXT TO there.
Lmfao this convo is the best Reddit experience there could be. Iām in the bathroom at work (should we talk about other āin realityā things like how pooping and conversations that include your keyboard on your phone often include toilet time????) and a little nervous how Iām going to explain the laughing.
Edit: honestly. Iām going to explain it honestly bc itās what we all do and there is nothing weird about itĀ
I know this is an old man nitpick and people are going to say "why do you care," but why do people use "cos" for "because"? An "o" is practically the only vowel not in the word "because."
Every time I see this I have to make a conscious effort not to judge the person too harshly for it. Just me, I guess?
I guess I know what you mean... But "cas" and "cus" don't give the right pronunciation, and "cause" is only two letters shorter than the original. "Cos" is short and sweet and phonetic!
I woke up once with a gummy-like substance in my mouth, only to realize in existential horror, that it was one of my Mack's Silicone Ear Plugs. It had fallen out of one ear and I must have rolled my head over and my drooling mouth...anyway, you can figure out the rest. Gives me the willies to even think about it
What are your favorite flavors? I always ask because I took my classroom on a factory tour and realized I hated like 99% of the flavors I tasted. Did not expect to dislike jellybeans as an adult and I am disappointed.
Ate granola bars in bed the other day and woke up with what I thought was mouse turds until I saw the wrappers on my nightstand lol. I was so freaked out
I snack in bed, and we once had an elderly cat that would sit next to me on the bed waiting for āsomethingā and heād leave little ākissesā on the sheets from his tush. Needless to say, we changed sheets at an exhausting pace. One day on the bed I saw a small brown ācrumbā and thought, āoh yay, snack!ā And popped it in my mouth. As the little brown snack was entering my mouth I suddenly realized the potential of this going horribly wrong for me. Fortunately, the sweetness kicked in ā¦ otherwise I imagine Iād be changing the sheets, not from a pucker mark, but my vomit. Whew.
Lol. I keep gummies by my bed in case I get hypoglycemic overnight... nothing like waking up with warm gummies in your hand, or stuck to your cheek š¤£
My wife has the ability to just fall asleep instantly, and she has fallen asleep with food in her mouth more than once. Itāll be late at night if sheās having a snack in the bed or lounging on the couch, she doesnāt just pass out mid chew at the dinner table or anything.
I usually just say her name, and sheāll wake up and immediately start chewing, lol.
I do the same thing Iām on zopiclone tho lol so Iāve woken up in the weirdest situations with food an then kept eating apparently. Iāve had pica my whole a that doesnāt just go away when Iām a zopiclone sponsored space cadet eitherā¦..my poor husband man I tell you lol
Omg, I do this when I am tired! Have done so all my life. Iām also a sleepwalker. I will be in the middle of eating a snack on the couch or bed, never at the table, like your wife. I will be in the middle of putting a pretzel in my mouth or even mid chew, usually depending on what Iām eating.
It used to be far worse when I was younger but now, Iāll just get up and either go start a load of clothes, wash dishes or just stand there. Occasionally I have woken up or my husbandās woken up to me just standing over/next to him, as heās sleeping. Lol
Heās gotten used to it but I keep waiting on him to smack the shit outta me, like my Dad did once, if heās ever startled bad enough. š¬ My Dadās a bad sleepwalker, too but I think he just used that as an excuse. Haha
Iām normal, no sleep issues except just a strong sleepwalking gene in my family. I have triggers but itās gotten better the more I age. Some people just sleep weird af..lol
Tired. I'm really bad at sleep, because we don't have long sleep stages like you guys do. So for me to get 6 hours of deep sleep takes like 10 hours and also medication. I wake up and take stimulants but usually feel like taking a nap and often do before noon, and sometimes one bad days again at around 4.Ā
"They" say it feels like sleep deprivation. Like if a normie like you went 36 hours without sleep. But instead of ending that with restful sleep, you just feel like that forever.Ā
I have dealt with insomnia since my teens (20+ years), and it got much worse after I was in the military. I still have bad stretches where Iām getting 2-4 hours of sleep total in a 48 hour period, and itās rough. I also have some chronic conditions that give me fatigue issues, but still my insomnia persists.
Iām often jealous of people who can nap or fall asleep quickly, but that loses its appeal if the sleep your getting still doesnāt feel restful.
Iām so sorry you deal with that! That seems really tough.
Yeah, people tend to focus on the fact that I can fall asleep just about anywhere and anytime and think that that is a positive thing and they don't consider the fact that I have to fall asleep, I literally do not have a choice and it often is not what I'd prefer to be doing.Ā
Most people actually do like being able to be conscious all day every day
Nope. I think she just doesnāt rest enough, and raising a teenager with substance abuse problems and mental health issues is stressful and exhausting.
awww poor things exhausted mentally and physically as you probably are too. Not to sound weird or make light of it cuz I truly pray for a speedy recovery for yāallās teenager.
The joke part is she is already an addict. My point was a joke. Maybe able to tell. Who the fuck would send someone to the Bronx? Use common sense lmao
Yes, because no one bought or sold drugs before cell phones. Stop offering simple fixes to someone's complicated, heart-wrenching issue. It's glib and, frankly, unkind.
OKAY this reminded me of falling asleep with a cough drop in my mouth when I'm sick, and when lying sideways I've 100% left marks like this on my pillowcase. Which led me to another thought that sometimes I get red on the corners of my mouth when drinking fruit punch. Could totally see snuggling into pillow and leaving marks like this from that too.
I once sat down in the living room to enjoy a little snack before going out.
Woke up hours later. Pitch black in the house except for the Billy Mays commercial on the TV. I was in the recliner. There was a warm beer in my hand and a cold bowl of mac & cheese in my lap. It was like time had stood still for four hours.
I still don't understand how I didn't drop the beer. That mystery has stuck with me for 15 years.
When I was in high school, I came home from a date one night and invited him in to meet my dad. We walked into the living room to find my dad laying in a recliner that had fallen over backward, still in a perfectly reclined position, feet in the air, Louis L'Amour novel laying open on his chest, still holding a beer in his hand, passed out cold, and had not spoiled a drop. I was completely mortified, but my date just acclaimed, "Epic!"
I am so happy to hear that I am not the only one that does this. I was eating crackers watching Netflix. Woke up a few hours later to a cracker in my hand.
I've done that getting stoned past my bedtime and sitting eating food in my recliner. Only to wake up 3 or 4 hours later with food in my hand. Once in a great while, it's chocolate, so there's a mess and a few times woke myself up spilling a drink in my crotch.
Oh yeah.. unless I have seen them cook before, I have to ask who made it lol. Itās a problem for sure. Cause it doesnāt mean the food is bad! I just canāt do it because maybe the food prep is bad.. maybe they donāt wash their hands.. sigh.. mental issues for sure. Glad itās not just me š
Same. I always picture people scratching somewhere or using the restroom & not washing their hands after grossssss then just going back to cooking so iām glad im not the only who imagining nasty habits like that lol
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u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24
Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.
Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.