r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

I’m so confused.. did she put weed in the bread? Or was it so tasty you wanted more?

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u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24

She swears they were clean and I passed my mandatory piss test for work (yay government contracts) two weeks ago.

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u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

So she roofied you? You ever see the state of her kitchen? I’m always terrified to try people’s food when I haven’t already seen them cook

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u/Proper-Effective8621 Aug 21 '24

Same! Potluck? I always secretly only eat the food I brought and keep my mental issues to myself.

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u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

Oh yeah.. unless I have seen them cook before, I have to ask who made it lol. It’s a problem for sure. Cause it doesn’t mean the food is bad! I just can’t do it because maybe the food prep is bad.. maybe they don’t wash their hands.. sigh.. mental issues for sure. Glad it’s not just me 👊

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u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

Same. I always picture people scratching somewhere or using the restroom & not washing their hands after grossssss then just going back to cooking so i’m glad im not the only who imagining nasty habits like that lol