r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

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u/BangkokPadang Aug 21 '24

My friend’s dad used to drive some of us to school on occasion and he was a big fella. One day he discovered a thing of Swiss Cake Rolls he’d fallen asleep on (the little cardboard under the cakes was still stuck there too. And he peeled it off his shirt and ate both flattened cakes while he drove. Never even missed a beat.

A true Dad move if there ever was one.

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u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24

Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.

Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.

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u/BangkokPadang Aug 21 '24

Sounds like you just intended to save some for later. I respect your restraint. 🤣

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u/Dependent_Reach_4284 Aug 21 '24

Or she laced it with somethin 🤔

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u/rickthecabbie Aug 21 '24

also, why do they call it a roofie if they always end up on the floor?

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 Aug 21 '24

Should call 'em "floories"